Cover Up? Yes or No

Motley Crue

So the other day at the till in Tesco this woman is returning some items to Customer Service. She's having a rather loud conversation with, what I gather, is an old neighbour and let's slip her age in somewhere mid 50s. This woman is dressed like she's 16 with heavily caked make up and a leather jacket and tight skinny jeans. She's doesn't look old for her age but you get the feeling she's making a real effort to disguise the number from your average everyman.

Anyway, the items she's returning (due to them being the wrong colour) are several black thongs, G Strings and bikini tops - mostly swimwear for holiday but a few (still on hangar) pieces of lingerie. These, as the assistant checks and rings them through, are pretty revealing pieces of underwear. Next thing you know, she drops her card, bends over to pick it up and the line is flashed with the sight of her G String.....

So, my question, at this woman's age should she be wearing this kind of revealing underwear and G String. Nothing wrong with looking sexy at any age but isn't this a bit much?

Naikon

Yes.

Penn

She's wearing thongs and stuff to try and look better. Every little helps

galwayrush

Pics and we'll decide.

The Floyd p

Did you ride her?

Dunjohn

What is this, the 1600s?

brummytom

Mutton dressed as lamb. Some people just don't know when to stop acting like they're still a child. Old women trying to look young all end up looking like Liz McDonald.

sam34

they were accepting thongs as returns??

i thought all shops had a "no exchange" policy on thongs/knickers.

fonecrusher1

You looked at her G-string didn't you? You looked & thought "i'd take a peace of that action, oh yes i'd ravage her in heartbeat"

Disgusting.

Now your angry at having been turned on by this old woman, you hate yourself for constantly thinking about her & so naturally you want to confirm with us that you were utterly repulsed even though its quite quite the opposite.

Just ask her out.

LuckyMe63

Maybe returning Valentine's Day gifts!

I think that most women who wear thongs do not have the bum for them.

phasers

You can't return knickers, story is bull****

orourkeda

Sounds like a dirty bitch.

Giggidy.

My name is URL

Once her ankles are not exposed I don't see the problem

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

You can't return knickers, story is bull****

Even if they've still got like labels/tags on?

orourkeda

LuckyMe63 wrote: »

Maybe returning Valentine's Day gifts!

I think that most women who wear thongs do not have the bum for them.

They're only crack spltters

fonecrusher1

My name is URL wrote: »

Once her ankles are not exposed I don't see the problem

Otherwise its a trip to the hospital for corrective treatment. Lashings of shock therapy till she starts acting like a lady again.

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

Even if they've still got like labels/tags on?

Still no, I think the only things you can never return are knickers or earrings for pierced ears. Unless they're defective or something, although I've personally never heard of any cases of defective knickers

Micky Dolenz

phasers wrote: »

Still no, I think the only things you can never return are knickers or earrings for pierced ears. Unless they're defective or something, although I've personally never heard of any cases of defective knickers

I don't know, I have often seen ripped panties, poor quality these days.

Asphyxia

Whatever she wears is up to her as long as she doesn't have it on show to everyone.

Turtyturd

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I don't know, I have often seen ripped panties, poor quality these days.

They are not defective...quit looking in the crotchless section

So what you're saying OP is that Tesco are covering up the fact that you can actually return underwear???....or have I missed the point?

Micky Dolenz

Those French knickers or girlie boxers are where it's at any way.

starbelgrade

I've forgotten what the original question was.

phasers

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I don't know, I have often seen ripped panties, poor quality these days.

Only slappers wear ripped knickers :cool:

Micky Dolenz

phasers wrote: »

Only slappers wear ripped knickers :cool:

Well to be fair, all the ones I have seen are usually on the floor

Blondini

Did you take her up the meat aisle?

Did you do an express checkout of her ass?

Did you get her to cleanup a spillage?

Did you give her some clubcard points eh eh?

Did you ...

Dudess

Motley Crue wrote: »

Nothing wrong with looking sexy at any age

This.

but isn't this a bit much?

Eh... she shouldn't have to be policed on her knicker choices.

brummytom wrote: »

Mutton dressed as lamb. Some people just don't know when to stop acting like they're still a child. Old women trying to look young all end up looking like Liz McDonald.

Hate that expression so much - although it seems to be more women than men who are guilty of it. When Carol Vorderman got sexified in her 40s after years of looking dowdy, it was mostly bitter auld bitches who had a problem with it. She looks great - what ****ing difference does the date on her birth cert make?
Liz McDonald type clothes, e.g. a tight red PVC skirt with the g-string popping out at the top, and a leopard-print tight top, would look tacky on a woman of any age (not that I'd care if a woman wore them) but not all revealing clothes are tacky.
If you've the figure and skimpy clothing looks good on you, don't see why your age should stop you wearing it. A short black skirt and a black top with a plunging neckline would look a lot better on a 45-year-old with a great figure than on a chubby 18-year-old. It would also look kinda "old" on an 18-year-old.

Novella

I don't think g-strings look sexy on anyone, I think they're awful. Whatever floats her boat though. And as others have said, you can't return underwear.

XxMCRxBabyxX

Novella wrote: »

And as others have said, you can't return underwear.

I'm pretty sure you can if it still has that protective sticker thing on it

3ndahalfof6

had she an inny or an outie

squeakyduck

You are as young as you feel. Fair play to her to dress how she likes and not fall into the category of "Frumpy".

But, if you want to wear smalls...keep them to yourself there is nothing worse than getting an eyeful of gstring, throng, lacy knickers or arse crack at ANY TIME! :mad::mad:

Chris P. Bacon

Knickers is probably the best word in the English language

NeedaNewName

I was hoping for an interesting conspiracy thread. Not aged vagina discussion.

Thread disappoint

Dudess

Richie Cranium wrote: »

Knickers is probably the best word in the English language

Better than panties... Ew...

obliviousgrudge

By any chance was this in Letterkenny?

phasers

"Panties" reminds me of that serial killer from South Park

Do you want to see my cotton panties?

hatrickpatrick

Wow @ this thread.
Age is a number, nothing more. No way in hell should anyone behave a certain way just because of their age. Do what makes you happy and f*ck the judgmental haters.

Chris P. Bacon

Dudess wrote: »

Better than panties... Ew...

Panties,knickers...its all good

Big Nasty

I think the actual age is irelevant - if she looked good in what she was wearing then fine, if she looked like an old slapper then yes, it is too much. It's not necessarily what you are wearing worn but how you wear it.

OP, before you heard her age what did was your opinion of this ladies style?

Oh yeah, POGTFO!

fonecrusher1

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Wow @ this thread.
Age is a number, nothing more. No way in hell should anyone behave a certain way just because of their age. Do what makes you happy and f*ck the judgmental haters.

Its disgusting. A woman of that age should be wearing a nappy.

Corkboi

Was in tesco the other day and saw this, what do ye reckon, cover up or no???

fonecrusher1

Corkboi wrote: »

Was in tesco the other day and saw this, what do ye reckon, cover up or no???

Some nice meat on display there...















Im not talking about the meat products on the shelves by the way.

Dudess

Corkboi wrote: »

Was in tesco the other day and saw this, what do ye reckon, cover up or no???

How DARE you take a photo of me in Tesco?! :mad:

Tubsandtiles

Leave my ma alone .

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

Mutton dressed as lamb. Some people just don't know when to stop acting like they're still a child. Old women trying to look young all end up looking like Liz McDonald.

whitney dressed as britney

whydoibother?

Some people don't see the primary purpose of getting dressed as being to become physically appealing or attractive to others. Even if most people did think she looked awful, why should she change? Why do people feel that others' self-expression should be confined within the limits of what they find nice?

Novella

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I'm pretty sure you can if it still has that protective sticker thing on it

I don't think I have ever bought underwear with that sticker on... Bikini bottoms, yeah sure, but not underwear. Also, most stores, Penneys, M&S etc., do have signs saying that there is a no exchange policy on lingerie.

Sibylla

No she should dress to suit her age, Nothing worse than mutton dressed as lamb, by all means she should show off her figure but in a more age appropriate manner.

veryangryman

LuckyMe63 wrote: »

Maybe returning Valentine's Day gifts!

I think that most women who wear thongs do not have the bum for them.

I cant remember the last time ive seen a girl (accidentally or otherwise) wearing anything other than a thong as nix!

Ali Babba

Sibylla wrote: »

No she should dress to suit her age, Nothing worse than mutton dressed as lamb, by all means she should show off her figure but in a more age appropriate manner.

F**k that, if you've got it flaunt it, the place is gloomy enough as it is.

peasant

brummytom wrote: »

Mutton dressed as lamb. Some people just don't know when to stop acting like they're still a child. Old women trying to look young all end up looking like Liz McDonald.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Its disgusting. A woman of that age should be wearing a nappy.

Sibylla wrote: »

No she should dress to suit her age, Nothing worse than mutton dressed as lamb, by all means she should show off her figure but in a more age appropriate manner.

Wait until you're fifty and some snotty, pimple faced kiddy jumps out of the internet to tell you you can't wear whatever the f*** you want to wear ...I'd like to hear you then

Snowie

phasers wrote: »

You can't return knickers, story is bull****

yeah you can... You just haven't noticed.