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  • 17-02-2011 11:52pm
    #1
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭


    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    I was in town and heading over to buy cabbage , over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet. There were 2 kids in there( i know they were between 12 and 15 because the schools here have junior and senior uniforms of diff coloured jumpers). Basically the girl was **** the boy. You could see it a mile away anyone walking in the direction of the supermarket got a view

    Ugh!!!

    A cop came by anyway and dragged them out to cries of "We were only talking leave us alone!"

    Talking me arse

    u g h !!!


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  • #2
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Thats disgusting.........................you bought CABBAGE!!!

    UGH!


  • #3
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    I was in town and heading over to buy cabbage , over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet. There were 2 kids in there( i know they were between 12 and 15 because the schools here have junior and senior uniforms of diff coloured jumpers). Basically the girl was **** the boy. You could see it a mile away anyone walking in the direction of the supermarket got a view

    Ugh!!!

    A cop came by anyway and dragged them out to cries of "We were only talking leave us alone!"

    Talking me arse

    u g h !!!

    Talking me willy more like!


  • #4
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Pics or g..actually, nevermind...


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Thursday must be pervs night out on boards or something


  • #6
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    W h a t i s t h e p u r p o s e o f t h i s l i t e r a r y d e v i c e ?


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  • #7
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Teenagers **** and get wanked off.

    Thats what they do.


  • #8
    desaparecidos
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos


    I'm having a **** now thinking about the situation.


  • #9
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    If that is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen, you're a lucky person.
    Welcome to the internet

    blue waffle
    lemon party
    goatse
    two girls, one cup

    And this list is mild.

    See you later.


  • #10
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    What did you do with the cabbage when you got home?


  • #11
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    aw bless


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  • #12
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet.

    Thats not a gap, it's for storage.

    41VD1gj89mL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


  • #13
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    did you blast them with piss before calling the guards?


  • #14
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    I'm having a **** now thinking about the situation.

    Whats he got to do with anything??
    The situation.....


  • #15
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    What did you do with the cabbage when you got home?

    Turned it into creamed cauliflower.


  • #16
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    I was in town and heading over to buy cabbage , over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet. There were 2 kids in there( i know they were between 12 and 15 because the schools here have junior and senior uniforms of diff coloured jumpers). Basically the girl was **** the boy. You could see it a mile away anyone walking in the direction of the supermarket got a view

    Ugh!!!

    A cop came by anyway and dragged them out to cries of "We were only talking leave us alone!"

    Talking me arse

    u g h !!!

    Lies! There's no Superquinn in town.


  • #17
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    You must have led a very very sheltered life. Bless.


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    super-rush wrote: »
    Turned it into creamed cauliflower.

    Cauliwank


  • #19
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Liver or watermelon is much better than cabbage ,you get that Juicy......

    er never mind .


  • #20
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Larianne wrote: »
    Lies! There's no Superquinn in town.

    Didnt say which town......


  • #21
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    I was in town and heading over to buy cabbage , over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet. There were 2 kids in there( i know they were between 12 and 15 because the schools here have junior and senior uniforms of diff coloured jumpers). Basically the girl was **** the boy. You could see it a mile away anyone walking in the direction of the supermarket got a view

    Ugh!!!

    A cop came by anyway and dragged them out to cries of "We were only talking leave us alone!"

    Talking me arse

    u g h !!!

    A) Bold bits= appeared you stared, rather than witnessed.

    B) Did you skip adolescence?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • #22
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Shopping in Superquinn???
    That IS d i s g u s t i n g


  • #23
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Larianne wrote: »
    Lies! There's no Superquinn in town.

    He meant to say "isolated village"


  • #24
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    billymitchell wrote: »
    Didnt say which town......

    Town! As in Dublin. Where else could the OP be talking about..


  • #25
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Ridin', Joe, they were ridin'!


  • #26
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    P e r v e r t s.

    Spying on you while you are going about getting your cabbage. Tut tut.


  • #27
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Larianne wrote: »
    Town! As in Dublin. Where else could the OP be talking about..

    s'pose, silly me.... :(


  • #28
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    I heard teenagers even have sex these days.


  • #29
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    u_c_thesecond wrote: »
    Today i witnessed the most disgusting thing ive seen ever.

    I was in town and heading over to buy cabbage , over by Superquinn theres a bookshop and beside it theres a gap of about 5 feet. There were 2 kids in there( i know they were between 12 and 15 because the schools here have junior and senior uniforms of diff coloured jumpers). Basically the girl was **** the boy. You could see it a mile away anyone walking in the direction of the supermarket got a view
    I blame 'Twilight'...













    .. but then again, I blame 'Twilight' for 90% of world's problems!

    But seriously.. they weren't ****. He was "glamouring" her.. with his knob!


  • #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Town?

    Disgusting.


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  • #31
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Op should have begun...'I was on my way to Harrisburg Coat Outlet to buy an irregular coat...'


  • #32
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Nobody has commented on the fact that you were still there by the time the cops arrived ya dirty bastard.

    Anyway,someone has to ask.......did he come or what?


  • #33
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    where's the superquinn in town?


  • #34
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    phasers wrote: »
    where's the superquinn in town?

    Beside **** alley.


  • #35
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    can you be more specific? There's 6 **** alleys in my estate alone!


  • #36
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pretty skanky (I don't for a second believe it's run of the mill teen behaviour either) but nowhere near as shocking and grotesque as you make it out to be OP.


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  • #37
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    phasers wrote: »
    can you be more specific? There's 6 **** alleys in my estate alone!

    Sorry,its between **** alley and the cabbage distributor outlet.

    And where the hell do you live? On a porn set?!


  • #38
    messymess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    OP, so did you buy the cabbage or what?


  • #39
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Dudess wrote: »
    Pretty skanky (I don't for a second believe it's run of the mill teen behaviour either) but nowhere near as shocking and grotesque as you make it out to be OP.

    Prude.


  • #40
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    If you were to buy a turnip this may not have happened !!
    I blame cabbage tbh, it brings out the worst in people


  • #41
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    If you were to but a turnip this may not have happened !!

    I dunno what you do with your Turnips,but I cook mine....


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  • #42
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    amateurs, everyone knows thats why you wear a big long coat when getitng up to that kind of carry on


  • #43
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    I dunno what you do with your Turnips,but I cook mine....

    I stick mine up my bum.


  • #44
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    I stick mine up my bum.

    Impressive,before or after you cook them?


  • #45
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Impressive,before or after you cook them?

    That's the most ridiculous question I have ever heard.Why on earth would you cook them?


  • #46
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,862 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Does that work with Swedes as well?


  • #47
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Ruu wrote: »
    Ridin', Joe, they were ridin'!

    I blame the twitters Joe, and the Beboes. Tellin ye Joe, should be off to the Magdelene laundry with 'em.


  • #48
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    My cabbage brings all the boys to the yard
    They're like that
    Brassicaceae.


  • #49
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    It's terrible Joe!


  • #50
    ggrr1970
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭ggrr1970


    Which Superquinn?


  • #51
    JoseJones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 612 ✭✭✭JoseJones


    Where exactly did you see this OP?


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