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"Gran Caught on Camera Having Sex With Dog"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi



    Oh the embarrassment of having her as your mum/granny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Dogs - Grans best friend ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Thats ruff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    What type of perverted dog gets a hard on with a granny? FFS...


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    No reason given as to why they raided the house. Can you imagine the tip-off phone call?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    No reason given as to why they raided the house. Can you imagine the tip-off phone call?

    I see what you did there..:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    A gran that likes it doggy style?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    I don't see why she should be punished to be honest - nobody was harmed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I don't see why she should be punished to be honest - nobody was harmed.

    What about the dog? I mean a 42 year old is like over 240 in dog years.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Maybe she was invited to go dogging and didn't know what it meant.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    that is not what i wanted to picture first thing after i wake up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Won't someone think of the children.... who's your doggy??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    How low could that woman get.

    It could have been worse ie a Jack Russell. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭REXER


    Old mother Hubbard (Mangan) went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
    As she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

    The oldies are always better.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,914 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Ewww... If the dog had sex with the gran, then licked itself, then licked the grandchild, that'd be like shifting your Granny.

    She really didn't think this through.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,371 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    WHY THE HELL DID I OPEN THIS?!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭Gulliver


    REXER wrote: »
    Old mother Hubbard (Mangan) went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
    As she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

    The oldies are always better.:D

    I'm sure the dog would agree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Am I going to have to be the one to say it??

    Pics or GTFO?!
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    do rottweilers give head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    mconigol wrote: »
    Am I going to have to be the one to say it??

    Pics or GTFO?!
    :pac:

    In this case it would be... Pics! GTFO!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭Paddysnapper


    WHY THE HELL DID I OPEN THIS?!! :eek:
    :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    smcgiff wrote: »
    In this case it would be... Pics! GTFO!!!

    Come on now. Don't say your not at least a small bit aroused curious?! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    mconigol wrote: »
    Am I going to have to be the one to say it??

    Pics or GTFO?!
    :pac:

    It's the puppy dog eyes i think!
    I'd nearly go there myself:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    LOL at this story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Jimmy the Wheel


    Apparently the lovemaking has given the gran a new leash of life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    It's the puppy dog eyes i think!
    I'd nearly go there myself:eek:

    I don't know what the world is coming to. Dogs these days are losing the run of themselves

    I blame the internet...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    She must have been posting the pics online or something. They wouldn't have raided just hoping to catch her in the act surely?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    she must have been barking mad :pac:

    or she fancied her pedigree chum

    i wonder did it have her howling his name out

    ok ill stop now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Will someone think of the puppies:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    I feel sick now....

    Ugh, imagine if the dog turned on her, that'd fairly destroy her piss flaps :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭cml387


    Yore dawg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    orourkeda wrote: »
    do rottweilers give head

    As a dangerous breed of dog in the UK, the dog may have been muzzled, although if the act happened in home, it might not require one... legal minefield takes all the romance out if things!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I feel sick now....

    Ugh, imagine if the dog turned on her, that'd fairly destroy her piss flaps :eek:

    Two-way growler action.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    soooo....
    why is this a crime?

    is the dog going to need therapy to get over the years of abuse? will it's relationships with other dogs suffer as a result?
    maybe it's self esteem will never quite recover and it will have trouble holding down a job, and might in turn end up abusing its puppies so they end up having sex with grannies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    cml387 wrote: »
    Yore dawg!

    Rour (Rand)MA! *woof*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Maybe she wanted to create an army of ManDogs, the strength and intelligence of a man but with the sense of smell and loyalty of a dog.

    Occasional self-ball licking is to be expected, though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    hilarious but not If she was mammy or granny. she obliviously loves her dog a bit to much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    *looks at After Hours first thing in the morning -
    projectile vomits*

    I hate myself for opening this thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    WHY THE HELL DID I OPEN THIS?!! :eek:

    Maybe you felt that "GRAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA HAVING SEX WITH DOG" referred to something other than a Granny being caught on camera having sex with a dog.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    If I was that woman, I'd change my name by deed-poll and emigrate to Outer Mongolia............

    Scarlet for her:o:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    If I was that woman, I'd change my name by deed-poll and emigrate to Outer Mongolia............

    Scarlet for her:o:o

    But you'd still have sex with the dog anyway???? :eek:

    If I was that woman I wouldn't have sex with a dog in the first place.















    ....of course if I was a woman I'd be far too occupied with other things :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If I was that woman, I'd change my name by deed-poll and emigrate to Outer Mongolia............

    Scarlet for her:o:o

    When Disney pays her for the movie rights for the obvious Hollywood block-buster story, she probably will move to Outer Mongolia, meet a nice Yak and settle down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    What would you have done if you were the dog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Anyone track down a pic of this ho yet?:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Anyone track down a pic of this ho yet?:cool:

    Don't you mean biatch??!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    you are being very dogmatic....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭blackbird98


    you often hear the saying "she'd lie down for a dog".......looks like it happens!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Retail Hell


    What would possess someone to do this?!

    Wayne Rooney busy and not allowed out to play with the Granny!! so she pick the next best thing!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I wonder what she said to the cops after they broke in?

    "I was trying to find a contact lens, and thought my husband was taking me by surprise. Imagine my shock when I discovered it wasn't him.":eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Johnny Bitte


    I feel sick!


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