Drunk In Work?????

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

*Cancels Summer holiday flight and books ferry instead*:)[/QUOTE


ha ha, but you are safe.

Truth is I can barely manoevre my little car around my home town, much less pilot a plane.

Are women allowed to be pilots?:)

Cicero

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Are women allowed to be pilots?:)[/QUOTE]
Reckon as long as you stay away from the drinkabees when flying, you'll be fine...;)

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

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Are women allowed to be pilots?:)

Reckon as long as you stay away from the drinkabees when flying, you'll be fine...;)[/QUOTE]

Maybe I am one of those people who is more relaxed and therefore better at driving/flying when drinking.

Cicero

k4kate wrote: »

Maybe I am one of those people who is more relaxed and therefore better at driving/flying when drinking.

I'll take your word for it...:p

pow wow

Never done it myself but I used to have a desk next to a ropey old woman who did - often. She had personal problems and got tanked 4 days out of 5 at lunchtime, I mean absolutely sh*tfaced. She was a handful at the best of times but totally out of control once she'd had a few. Our desks were separated by filing cabinets and one afternoon she turned (hammered) to slur talk to me, with just the filing cabinet between us, went a little green and then grabbed open the top drawer of the cabinet and vomited into it. The whole place was covered and she just wiped her face with her sleeve and kept talking. When it started running out of the holes at the bottom of the drawer I made my excuses and left the office. She was sacked not long after for stealing the charity collection box

Capt'n Midnight

k4kate

captain midnight, i love it

pow wow is that true cos it sounds like an episode of a sit com or a joke from stand up

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

I'll take your word for it...:p[/QUO

Who wants to meet me on sat 9th july at 16:00 in waterford till we try it out. I will have 2 pints.Spaces in my car limited to 4 passengers so 1st come 1st served:D

Cicero

k4kate wrote: »

Cicero wrote: »

I'll take your word for it...:p[/QUO

Who wants to meet me on sat 9th july at 16:00 in waterford till we try it out. I will have 2 pints.Spaces in my car limited to 4 passengers so 1st come 1st served:D

you serve beer in your car?????:eek:

pow wow

k4kate wrote: »

pow wow is that true cos it sounds like an episode of a sit com or a joke from stand up

It is 100% true, feel free to use it in any shows you do We still talk about her when we all meet up, she was the kind of hot mess you'd look at and think 'how did you get a job dealing with the public???'

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

k4kate wrote: »

you serve beer in your car?????:eek:

Cicero, I have done many things in my car but serve beer is not one.

You are welcome to bring your own though and imbibe while i drive. The way i drive it could be considered medicinal

k4kate

pow wow wrote: »

It is 100% true, feel free to use it in any shows you do We still talk about her when we all meet up, she was the kind of hot mess you'd look at and think 'how did you get a job dealing with the public???'

I know one or two of those quite worried i may be considered to be one of those

Oh_Noes

ger vallely wrote: »

You're not a heart surgeon or such by any chance? That would be very bad. Went back to work(bookbinding)once on acid. Interesting.

I did the same, in a chipper was I was about 16. For some reason when I ate it on the Saturday I thought I would be fine in the morning. No chance. Not a wink of sleep and into work. Freaked out by everything and ended up having to go home sick. Horrible experience.

Capt'n Midnight

k4kate

captain midnight, what's with the empty messages


Did your mind go blank

Cicero

k4kate wrote: »

Cicero wrote: »

Cicero, I have done many things in my car but serve beer is not one.

You are welcome to bring your own though and imbibe while i drive. The way i drive it could be considered essential

FYP;)

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

k4kate wrote: »

FYP;)

FYP??

Don't know what it means

Cicero

k4kate wrote: »

Cicero wrote: »

FYP??

Don't know what it means

Sorry, it means "fixed your post"- Have a re-read of what you posted Vs what I quoted you posted.:)

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

k4kate wrote: »

Sorry, it means "fixed your post"- Have a re-read of what you posted Vs what I quoted you posted.:)

You were right. Ta

Are you a techer, em a teecher em a teacher

Cicero

k4kate wrote: »

Cicero wrote: »

You were right. Ta

Are you a techer, em a teecher em a teacher

no..are you an acaha...alcha......lover of booze?:p

k4kate

Cicero wrote: »

k4kate wrote: »

no..are you an acaha...alcha......lover of booze?:p

Ha ha ha:D

Nope, in fact I hardly ever drink.
I just post that for the laugh.

uSmellLikeSoup

I've never done it on purpose, but have gone in the 'morning after the night before' and was still quite on it. Not nice!

murphym7

I used to work at sea and we were drunk all the time. The first thing you would here every morning is the sound of cans opeining in the various cabins - this would continue on off all day until last thing at night when the frequency of can opening reduced, as the crew fell into a deep beer induced slumber.

A couple of lads were so bad they would hide cans all over the ship so they would never be too far away from a drink.

hatz7

k4kate wrote: »

Was considering getting drunk in work one day for the hell of it
(but of course am chicken)

Anyone ever do it and what resulted?

Used to work in a bar doing split shifts and regularly had a good few pints during the break, no one ever noticed, nd some days I would of been pretty hammered.

When working in a fast food chain, I did it once, I was proper drunk too, but the heat, standing in front of the hot plate doing burgers etc was torture.
I got a good bollickin from the boss alright the next day once they found out.

kkdela6

i get to smoke, drink and drive on the job without anyone giving me grief.

my employees do what i tell them, no questions asked. in fact, they dont mind at all. they just laze about all day and thats fine with me

the work is very hard and fulfilling, but i can take a tea/beer/spliff break whenever i want. it aint easy, but its sure as hell fun.

id recommend being a farmer to anyone

k4kate

kkdela6 wrote: »

i get to smoke, drink and drive on the job without anyone giving me grief.

my employees do what i tell them, no questions asked. in fact, they dont mind at all. they just laze about all day and thats fine with me

the work is very hard and fulfilling, but i can take a tea/beer/spliff break whenever i want. it aint easy, but its sure as hell fun.

id recommend being a farmer to anyone

Ha ha, didn't see punchline coming at all.

jackiebaron

murphym7 wrote: »

I used to work at sea and we were drunk all the time. The first thing you would here every morning is the sound of cans opeining in the various cabins - this would continue on off all day until last thing at night when the frequency of can opening reduced, as the crew fell into a deep beer induced slumber.

A couple of lads were so bad they would hide cans all over the ship so they would never be too far away from a drink.

Jaysus, that sounds hardcore. Was it a merchant ship or a passenger ship?

scwazrh

In the "gud All days" when us builders where actually needed , A crew I worked with used to drink in a different pub every day.We actually started a score card within the company of the pubs to go to depending on what area you where working in.
And we wonder why builders have a bad name:rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet

i did it on new years day 2009. i was standing behind the carvery in my thermal vest at one point, locked

Condon

used to work part time in a petrol station, and hated heading out in town after 11 and play catch-up with ur friends in the pub so every saturday night that we went out me and the lad i worked with used always grab a bottle of wine each off the shelf, and drink it away while working, mighty craic serving people wit a big red sweaty, smiley head on ya!