Roses are red...

Quality

So whats your favourite roses are red poem..

Mr Q just gave me a good one...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Shake my Willy
And I will come all over you.

KeithM89_old

Off of facebook:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have alzheimers,
Cheese on toast...
:pac:

Captain_Generic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

GLaDOS

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna **** you with a rake

Jake Rugby Walrus666

Roses are red
violets are blue
Cool Story Bro
Yore Ma

MistyCheese

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Kitchen's in there
Go make me a sandwich

bonerm

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You've ruined my life
and I hate you.

The Volt

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Ricardo G

Roses are groovey
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

starbelgrade

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have multiple personality disorder
And so do I.

Doc

Roses are Red
Violets are too
Thats coz you got Pink eye
When I farted on you.


(A poem by me)

Millicent

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have the crabs
And now so do you.


Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Roses are red
Violets are blue
please dont fanny fart
when im ridin' you!

W.Shakes-Beer

Roses are shít
Violet is crap
Show me some tit
I'll blow my load in your lap.

Quality

Roses are Red
And my crack is horny
so shove it inside me
and try not to bore me!

Ricardo G

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me bitter
You're a dirty b!tch
And you love it up the sh!tter

00112984

Roses are dead,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Doc

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You kept all my CD’s
When I broke up with you.

The Volt

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

TheZohanS

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Does this rag,
Smell of chloroform to you.

Millicent

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have ADHD,











Look at my shoe!

starbelgrade

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't decide if
I'll make coddle or stew

Ricardo G

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have HIV
and now you do too

policarp

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pansies are pink,
Lezzies are too.

Millicent

Ricardo G wrote: »

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have HIV
and now you do too

The crabs is funnier.

admiralofthefleet

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills fanny
jack got a shock
and a mouthfull of cock
'cause jills a pre-op tranny


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.



There was a young girl from Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Roses are red
Violets are blue
try not to gag
when you have a mouthful of my goo.

t0mm13b

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the cow standing in the field,
reminds me of you...
:P

Sergeant

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been boning the Nanny.
And your sister too.

Millicent

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Put on this gimp suit,
And call me Princess.

hatrickpatrick

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'll f*ck you with a rake.
.......

Because that's the way it is.

efb

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I downloaded Grindr
I'm so over you

tony1kenobi

Roses are red
Violets are violet
A dispropotionate amount of scientologists
Are qualified pilots.

Ricardo G

Roses are red...... oh just suck already !!

Doc

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You didn’t know I’m your stalker,
But I guess now you do.

starbelgrade

Roses are red
In winter they're sparse
Is that cottage cheese?
Oh, sorry, that's your arse.

Millicent

starbelgrade wrote: »

Roses are red
In winter they're sparse
Is that cottage cheese?
Oh, sorry, that's your arse.

I dare you to try that one out on the wife...

Gummy Panda

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my bases,
Belongs to j00

Goldenegg

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you want me too,
Ill swallow your goo


There was a young woman from eeling,
Who had a perculiar feeling,
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling!

GLaDOS

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my bases,
Belongs to j00

I prefer

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you.

Millicent

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's that? You're a hooker
And I still can't ride you?


Forever alone.

alandublin15

roses are lame
violets are cheezy
you may be a minger
but at least you were easy

Tallon

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come to bed
Because I love you....


Is that the way AH works?

Millicent

Tallon wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come to bed
Because I love you....


Is that the way AH works?

AH -- you're definitely doing it wrong.

Xivilai

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lets take off our stockings,
And piss in our shoes

starbelgrade

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't usually charge for sex
But I need new curtains

Ricardo G

Millicent wrote: »

The crabs is funnier.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i want your advice
I'll come and ask you

:pac::pac:

Xivilai

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're a woman who'll blow me,
Of which there are few

flahavaj

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
These flowers are plastic,
And you're a spastic.

seafood dunleavy

Sesor era der,
steliov era eulb




I'm dyslexic.

policarp

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give us a score
And I'll ride you