why is it so difficult to get laid in ireland?

slum dog

WTF??? :eek:

liah

Um.. it isn't.

Colmo52

You're doing it wrong....

phasers

Maybe you're hideously unnatractive?

mahamageehad

you must be ugly and poor.

Snakeblood

slum dog wrote: »

WTF??? :eek:

Try lowering your prices.

mikom

slum dog wrote: »

why is it so difficult to get laid in ireland?
WTF??? :eek:

WTF???

Willy Too Fat?

the keen edge

Because nobody wants to fcuk a dog, especially a slum dog.

MistyCheese

In before "Coz u ugly."

EDIT: Too late.

Probably 'cause you're ugly?

Badgermonkey

Ask Kevin Joyce, think he now Mods the Celibacy forum.

slum dog

no im definitly not ugly. my previous one night stands attest to that. omg this country is just so sexually repressed

pragmatic1

liah wrote: »

Um.. it isn't.

For a girl it isnt. For a man, its hit and miss (mostly miss).

Insect Overlord

It's cause you're a slum dog, but not a millionaire.

stupidusername

slum dog wrote: »

no im definitly not ugly. my previous one night stands attest to that. omg this country is just so sexually repressed

well that's SURELY for others to decide

sniff... sniff....what's that? a troll?! :eek:

slum dog

stupidusername wrote: »

well that's SURELY for others to decide

well im not gona win this argument am i? just take my word for it.

stupidusername wrote: »

sniff... sniff....what's that? a troll?! :eek:

Pauleta

If you wanna get laid, you gotta get paid

xoxyx

pragmatic1 wrote: »

For a girl it isnt. For a man, its hit and miss (mostly miss).

And who do the girls hook up with then? It is no hardship to get with somebody in Ireland! (If that's what you're into - not when you're in a relationship though 'cause that's not cool).

OP - as has been said, you're doing it wrong!

slum dog

Pauleta wrote: »

If you wanna get laid, you gotta get paid

thought so

slum dog

xoxyx wrote: »

And who do the girls hook up with then? It is no hardship to get with somebody in Ireland! (If that's what you're into - not when you're in a relationship though 'cause that's not cool).

OP - as has been said, you're doing it wrong!

i dont think their hooking up with anyone. they just have to 'find their friends'

brummytom

slum dog wrote: »

my previous one night stands

this country is just so sexually repressed

Noodleworm

My assumption, Less women than men are interested in random hookups, too easy to get a reputation.

If you want to get laid, get a girlfriend.

Jumpy

liah wrote: »

Um.. it isn't.

*cough* Yes well, we have all seen your picture. Some have it a tad more difficult than others. Try looking like a fat Simon Cowell.

deathrider

Noodleworm wrote: »

If you want to get laid, get a girlfriend.

Would that not also prove to be difficult?

bonerm

slum dog wrote: »

WTF??? :eek:

'want to fúck'? sure. pm me.

xoxyx

slum dog wrote: »

i dont think their hooking up with anyone. they just have to 'find their friends'

How do you mean??

slum dog

brummytom wrote: »

ever thought i may have just got off the plane?

slum dog

bonerm wrote: »

'want to fúck'? sure. pm me.

are u a chick?

Dudess

slum dog wrote: »

omg this country is just so sexually repressed

This country is sexually repressed because you can't get your hole whenever you want? Calling Fintan O'Toole, John Waters, Mary Kenny and other social commentators: this man's on to something...

hondasam

slum dog wrote: »

are u a chick?

beggars can't be choosers

Gummy Panda

oh its time for one of these threads. I'll get the ball rolling with the expected response.

OP, its cause Irish woman have such high standards of themselves and make themselves unapproachable. blah blah blah european counterparts.. blah blah blah polish girls.

bonerm

slum dog wrote: »

are u a chick?

yep.

IamtheWalrus

Sex is seen as a bigger deal in Ireland than it is in a country like the UK. I have lived in both places and UK girls will readily have one night stands and think nothing of it. You don't even have to travel to the mainland - NI girls are easier than southern ones.

I suspect our religious upbringing has something to do with it.

benagain

slum dog wrote: »

are u a chick?

dontget fussy dog an offer is an offer:D

cml387

What nationality do you think Slumdog is?

rossie1977

xoxyx wrote: »

And who do the girls hook up with then? It is no hardship to get with somebody in Ireland! (If that's what you're into - not when you're in a relationship though 'cause that's not cool).

OP - as has been said, you're doing it wrong!

the old 80/20 rule in effect for sure then

slum dog

hondasam wrote: »

beggars can't be choosers

ha ha hah

Big Lar

Your problem is that your over anxious and the opposite sex can sense your frustration.

Try masturbating before you go out, it will clear your mind grasshopper.

xoxyx

rossie1977 wrote: »

the old 80/20 rule in effect for sure then

Fine. By. Me!! Just call it Selection of the Fittest!

slum dog

bonerm wrote: »

yep.

im up for it so...

whatdoicare

BUH...Everyone knows that girls don't like guys, girls like cars and money......
Do you not have these things? That might be where you're going wrong

ronnie3585

HALF Eddie!

slum dog

whatdoicare wrote: »

BUH...Everyone knows that girls don't like guys, girls like cars and money......
Do you not have these things? That might be where you're going wrong

you might be on to something there

bonerm

slum dog wrote: »

im up for it so...

grand. send me pm.

TimeToShine

Anyone arguing with OP is clueless.

Getting the shift with a girl is relatively easy, most girls are up for it and think nothing of it.

Bringing a girl home is VERY DIFFICULT. Girls go out in groups and her friends are NOT going to let her go off with a random drunk lad regardless of how good looking he is.

So if you said it's easy to get laid, either you've been very lucky or you prey on the drunken unattractive loner girls who sit in a corner praying someone is drunk enough to talk to them.

starbelgrade

slum dog wrote: »

you might be on to something there

Have you tried begging for sex?

That usually works.

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

Have you tried begging for sex?

That usually works.

only works for married men.

eventually

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

oh its time for one of these threads. I'll get the ball rolling with the expected response.

OP, its cause Irish woman have such high standards of themselves and make themselves unapproachable. blah blah blah european counterparts.. blah blah blah polish girls.

O, and Hitler. Don't forget Hitler.

Nodin

starbelgrade wrote: »

Have you tried begging for sex?

That usually works.

How do they put it in the cup though?

deathrider

Nodin wrote: »

O, and Hitler. Don't forget Hitler.

He never had any problems picking up chicks in nightclubs.

starbelgrade

Nodin wrote: »

How do they put it in the cup though?

They squirt into it.