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Justify your existence - in a sentence.

  • 05-02-2011 1:29am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭


    OK, I'll start.

    "To be, or not to be: that is the question: William Shakespeare.

    Love to the Spear.

    Everyone has heard it - but not everyone really knows it.

    What else are we missing?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    I post therefore I am.







    ....too sexy for my shirt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Just do it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    fanny for everyone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I am , therefore I exist .

    Descartes .

    '' Loike take me as ya find me '' ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Just do it

    OK, cool - Nike Stroke?//?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Cogito ergo sum

    That's all I know

    Edit : Latchy got there first


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Waiting for something to happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    fanny for everyone

    Fanny ass or Fanny front?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    OMG, I'm just, so like, Oh... I don't know my ass from my fanny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Bad motherfucker.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Defending against severe and unrelenting pressure will result with your wife's hand-bag strap around your neck - ask Arturo Gatti.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,341 ✭✭✭emo72


    gotta look after the kids.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Please, someone - something profound.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    So everyone can have a good chuckle when I finally win my Darwin Award


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Slippery When Wet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    cson wrote: »
    Bad motherfucker.
    Selected wrote: »
    Defending against severe and unrelenting pressure will result with your wife's hand-bag strap around your neck - ask Arturo Gatti.
    ^ Double Oscar award ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Then again, desperation is such an attractive proposition. Reckless abandonment. Yes, I am God.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I hate Nickelback.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    So everyone can have a good chuckle when I finally win my Darwin Award

    Finally.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Better than most worst than the majority!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    .

    Holy shít, you're Yoko Ono :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Slippery When Wet.
    Repulsive when dry.

    I am a German woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Holy shít, you're Yoko Ono :eek:
    No, just Yoko.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Why not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    I ask 'Why'?

    And then I ask 'Why not'?

    'Why Not' seems to always win


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Okay, I get it - I'm a Cuckoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    To justify my existence as an AH mod, I am relocating this thread to the nest.:pac:

    Over to the nesters..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    As if AH is some sort of intellectual haven.

    It never ceases to amaze me how, thick people, can never seem to take their drugs the way their more intelligent counterparts can, that is, all in one go.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Fcuk, now I've got a hard-on - don't fret legally receptive females!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Excellent, all alone again. Thanks, Cuckoos'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Selected wrote: »
    Fcuk, now I've got a hard-on - don't fret legally receptive females!

    OK, Ok, I see your point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    What a profound forum.

    Unbelievable.

    Who'd have thunk it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    No Banana's, invisible, and yellow come to mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    Christ, did I really type all that ****? Back to the porn please.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    What are yis on about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Cogito ergo sum

    That's all I know

    Edit : Latchy got there first

    Is is not Cogito sum ergo....or would that be putting Descartes before the horse?!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Organ donor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If I die I'm dragging you to Hell with me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    charlatan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I don't like exits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    i'm brittany


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