The saddest thing you have ever done on a friday night?

Mrs Garth Brooks

I had a guy around yesterday. A guy i really like and fancy him like mad. The pillow he had his head on still hasn't moved. I dont want to move it as its the way he left it. Ok, I really really do like him.

But anyway he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles. So i spent the past 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing. The next time he's around they'll be sparkling. I hope there is a next time!

I used to think watching the late late show was the saddest but cleaning on a friday night, thats sad.

Anyway do much men take notice of the cracks between the tiles? And no we were not at it in the shower and he just got bored.

Gunsfortoys

Who the **** cares OP. Just go get drunk!

phasers

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I had a guy around yesterday. A guy i really like and fancy him like mad. The pillow he had his head on still hasn't moved. I dont want to move it as its the way he left it. Ok, I really really do like him.

But anyway he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles. So i spent the past 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing. The next time he's around they'll be sparkling. I hope there is a next time!

I used to think watching the late late show was the saddest but cleaning on a friday night, thats sad.

Anyway do much men take notice of the cracks between the tiles? And no we were not at it in the shower and he just got bored.

You sound like fun, not desperate or sad at all.

hondasam

Who was the Guy ?

Jaxxy

HardLuckTroll returns!

AckwelFoley

phasers wrote: »

You sound like fun, not desperate or sad at all.

lol.

Your sarcasam sometimes gives me a boner

easyeason3

Your sniffing the pillow now to get his scent aren't you?

SadieSue

Maybe you should have shown him your crack instead :pac:

Tubsandtiles

It was me and those tiles better be sparkling next time I'm around .

Oranage2

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

HardLuckTroll returns!

Is somebody jealous that their life isnt Bridget Jone's Diary?

hondasam

Do you fancy him more than the last guy ?

dark crystal

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I had a guy around yesterday. A guy i really like and fancy him like mad. The pillow he had his head on still hasn't moved. I dont want to move it as its the way he left it. Ok, I really really do like him.

But anyway he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles. So i spent the past 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing. The next time he's around they'll be sparkling. I hope there is a next time!

I used to think watching the late late show was the saddest but cleaning on a friday night, thats sad.

Anyway do much men take notice of the cracks between the tiles? And no we were not at it in the shower and he just got bored.

I wouldn't hold out too much hope of that.....

Poor Uncle Tom

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

....he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles..

He's not coming back, there's nothing worse than a dirty crack.....

Celly Smunt

i used to have sympathy for this woman until every proposal i put forward she shot down,i would bang the crap out of her and eat her dinner no problem,just pm me bitch!

Sparks43

Saddest thing im doing tonight

Sitting here on my comp as i have no money to go to the pub



Now f**k off and stop spouting ****e



rant over

*logs off and sobs in the corner*

Jaxxy

Oranage2 wrote: »

Is somebody jealous that their life isnt Bridget Jone's Diary?

I'm missing out on some seriously comfortable granny knickers, aren't I?

i thought watching the late late and being on boards was bad enough but no, apparently not

Mrs Garth Brooks

phasers wrote: »

You sound like fun, not desperate or sad at all.

Im not desperate. Just like him loads.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im not desperate. Just like him loads.

Is he a proper ride?

Celly Smunt

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im not desperate. Just like him loads.

you'll like me more i promise

hondasam

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im not desperate. Just like him loads.

you like them all loads.

Poor Uncle Tom

Looks like you blue that one....

dark crystal

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im not desperate. Just like him loads.

As much as Glenn Close liked Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction?

LETHAL LADY

Cracks and pillows never a good mix they both get smelly and brown.

ManofStraw

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Im not desperate. Just like hims loads.

major bill

what a sad bastard he is commenting on your bathroom tiles anyway.

RichieC

wake up at half ten after falling asleep watching a film. then finding all my cloths are still wet so I cant even scamper around for a few last order lovelys...

yep... that was tonight.

dark crystal

RichieC wrote: »

wake up at half ten after falling asleep watching a film. then finding all my cloths are still wet so I cant even scamper around for a few last order lovelys...

yep... that was tonight.

Bodhisopha

bluewolf wrote: »

i thought watching the late late and being on boards was bad enough but no, apparently not

I hope that's not a swipe at the weekly Boards late late show thread.

RichieC

dark crystal wrote: »

I left them drying. you know, after being washed?

dark crystal

Aah, ok. Thought you had fallen asleep and had an accident....

Captain Darling

Who is he? The fcuking bathroom police?

Leave a big steaming turd sitting on the floor the next time he comes around.

That'll learn him bejaysus.

--LOS--

Playing this http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

Kerikosan

I'm sure a general clean up of the place would hurt many a person me included . Maybe he was just being nice or maybe hes like a super neat freak/ germ freak who lives in a bubble.

grungepants

--LOS-- wrote: »

Playing this http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

Fcuk "ariane"....she's a prick

Crow92

major bill wrote: »

what a sad bastard he is commenting on your bathroom tiles anyway.

Maybe because the sex was so bad?

deathrider

--LOS-- wrote: »

Playing this http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

She keeps getting in the damn way. All I want to do is turn on the stereo behind her. Sheesh!

jd007

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

But anyway he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles. So i spent the past 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing. The next time he's around they'll be sparkling. I hope there is a next time!

I wouldn't worry OP, sounds like he has the ghey anyways

mattjack

just home.............spent a good night inspecting bathroom cracks across the city

blaze1

I'd give up on this one op..

men dont like a dirty crack, but remember to get it clean for next time you have a visitor.

up for anything

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

But anyway he commented on how dirty the cracks were between the bathroom tiles. So i spent the past 3 hours cleaning and scrubbing. The next time he's around they'll be sparkling. I hope there is a next time!

I spent too many years behaving like this. Now if someone made a comment like that I'd either wave goodbye with my fist or the next time he was due round I'd go out into the garden, gather up some dirt and regrout the tiles with it. People who make comments like that can bugger off. AND by the way, I'd burn that pillow. He probably has cooties. :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

Op you should have said you have a dirty crack, pulled down your pants and told him to lick it.

Separates the men from the boys