If trolling was allowed...

Danbo!

...How would you do it, and in which forums?

Motors: How can I make my fog lights brighter?

Photography: Check out my HDR tilt shift of a swan I took with my Nokia VGA Camera Phone

etc. etc.


If ya could try make your answers funny rather than offensive, dont wanna offend entire forums

phasers

No, this is a trap.

Links234

boards would probably charge for you to be allowed to troll

you'd have to pay a troll toll

sollar

If trolling was allowed PI would be destroyed.

msg11

AH :

My Dad is Brian Cowen and all you people hate him. He is my Dad leave him alone.

The golden rule is always to cause serious as much flaming as you can . Posting back to thread too really wind up the other posters.

POSTs such as, ones with bad spelling or just general stupidity.

Like quoting a poster and saying;

Who are you anyway ? You know nothing you tick.

ilovesleep

Boards.ie, or any irish forums for that matter: I have a vote and I'm voting FF because its my god damn given right to vote FF and I dont need to explain my reasons for doing so but if I must explain myself I just like sucking Berties cock and torturing my neighbours. I also have a red hot poker up my hole which Bertie and Cowen shoved up there and I like the feel of the poker up my ass.

Thats trolling. Please note Im really not going to vote FF - the fcuking b@stards

msg11

ilovesleep wrote: »

Boards.ie, or any irish forums for that matter: I have a vote and I'm voting FF because its my god damn given right to vote FF and I dont need to explain my reasons for doing so. I just like sucking Berties cock and torturing my neighbours.

Thats trolling. Please note Im really not going to vote FF - the fcuking b@stards

You forgot, the 'Rabble Rabble Rabble' ..

Hank Scorpio

buy a botnet, setup thousands of users simultanously and make new threads in every forum saying how crap MCD are

colly_06

It's spelled tolling btw

J. Marston

I'd make threads with deliberately provocative titles.
"Homosexuals, 21st century nazis?"
"Should Irish women be kept on leashes?"
etc.

Oranage2

J. Marston wrote: »

I'd make threads with deliberately provocative titles.
"Homosexuals, 21st century nazis?"
"Should Irish women be kept on leashes?"
etc.

Hardly trolling this one is it? atleast dogs know when to shut up when you kick it!

NeedaNewName

Try and fit God/Religion, Fat peopleChicks, paedophiles, UK/English, travellers and racism into one thread and you will be there tbh.

Also ignore posters but not posts and always end with a ?

Questions need answers.

The odd spelling error is spice to an eggnog.

Go to the Rock and Metal forum and complain that none of your friends understand you because you're so hardcore, then explain that you're hardcore because you just love McFly and think they're "dreamy".

RayM

Motors: Idiot flashed his lights at me in the fast lane on M50 tonight - I wouldn't mind, but the middle lane was completely clear at the time.

Top Gear: Let's have a thoughtful discussion about diversity.

Non Drinkers Group: im so fucckign pisssd tonihgt

Stand-up Comedy: Brendan O'Carroll - Fucking Genius!

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/085/015/original/RealTrollFace.jpg

Metallergy

true-or-false wrote: »

Go to the Rock and Metal forum and complain that none of your friends understand you because you're so hardcore, then explain that you're hardcore because you just love McFly and think they're "dreamy".

all i need to do is go to the rock metal forum.

Blazer

Basically you only need to go to 3 forums.

1. Motoring- BMWs are only for ****. Discuss.

2. Android- Apple iphone is a far superior product.

3. Apple- Android's a far superior OS.

Orando Broom

Health and Fitness: Hanley is a spoof. (He is.)

Claregirl

Any Forum: All public servants deserve a 60% pay increase:D:D

Sport: Fair Play to France for qualifying

Any Reigion: Name a town in the region and describe it as drug / crime infested ghetto full of inbreeds (Depending on the region it might not upset people they might even agree):o


Any College: Grants should be abolished coz all students are spongers and their degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on - equivalent of FAS:pac:

Oh nearly forgot Weightwatchers: There's only 1 ww point in a fresh cream eclair

decisions

Claregirl wrote: »

Weightwatchers: There's only 1 ww point in a fresh cream eclair

1 point??? no there free along with chocolate, beer and takeaway

Coriolanus

There's plenty of trolling on boards, especially on AH. Ok, it's not as obvious as you can get on some forums.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I make up 62% of AH posters. I've been trolling ye for years

KeithAFC

Whats trolling?

kippy

If trolling was allowed Bubbles would be a mod - he'd probably own the site at this stage actually.

Grasshoppa

KeithAFC wrote: »

Whats trolling?

It's partly when people who've been banned re-reg to cause trouble on site.

Mike 1972

Danbo! wrote: »

If trolling was allowed...

You mean its not ?

Eric Cartman

PI - Can we not ban all the depressed, suicidal and single people off here, its bringing down the tone

Ladies Lounge - How bout we rename the forum periods and being ugly ?

trinity - Why Do we all do cocaine ?

ucd - how many points did you guys all miss out on trinners by ?

health and fitness - why are you guys all so fat ?

anime and manga - rename this forum virgin megastores ?

aoshea83

NeedaNewName wrote: »

Try and fit God/Religion, Fat peopleChicks, paedophiles, UK/English, travellers and racism into one thread and you will be there tbh.

Also ignore posters but not posts and always end with a ?

Questions need answers.

The odd spelling error is spice to an eggnog.

So if thats true then asking:

'Is the only thing worse then a dirty left-legger church of anti-christianity england minister fiddiling with kids a blimp sized black pavi bringing down house prices on your road'?

is considered alot of trolling, is it?

I mean the other examples posted are crap allrighte, am i rite?:D

Chris P. Bacon

Waterford forum : Kilkenny is a town.

chucken1

In the Clare Forum;
Is'nt the boundry extension the best idea ever!

And close Shannon Airport,its a waste considering everyone can fly from Dublin anyway!!!

PS..Timmy Dooley rocks!

tony1kenobi

Links234 wrote: »

boards would probably charge for you to be allowed to troll

you'd have to pay a troll toll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8G2s--1zA

thetonynator

Richie Cranium wrote: »

Waterford forum : Kilkenny is a town.

Whos that going to offend??? Apart from kilkenny people . . .

Riddle101

After Hours- Why being a student is great

Any region forum that's not Dublin- Dublin is the best country in Ireland, you're all just jealous

PI- Man the f*ck up

Religon- There's no such thing as god, when will you understand

Atheist- Why Atheists are WRONG!!!!!! about the existence of god

Chris P. Bacon

thetonynator wrote: »

Whos that going to offend??? Apart from kilkenny people . . .

A certain mod in the Waterford forum,it rhymes with bully.

CoDy1

Soccer Forum: Why do Irish people support English football teams?

Dublin City Forum: What exactly does 'n all 'n anyways' mean?

Ricardo G

Politics Forum: Fianna Fail to run this country for another 10 years

FreudianSlippers

I'd post really nice things and get along with everyone.

smk89

Conspiracy theories: I think my hamster is a spy and How do I keep the mind control out, tin foil or cling film?
Games: Kane and Lynch 2 was the best game ever!
Football: Which one of you bitches would like to dance?

Links234

tony1kenobi wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8G2s--1zA

yay, people got the reference!

*LOVE* It's Always Sunny

Xavi6

Animal & Pet Issues would be the easiest to troll. Awful sensitive folk in there.

Most attempts at trolling (like a lot mentioned here) are too obvious and wouldn't get past the first few posts.

strobe

Xavi6 wrote: »

Animal & Pet Issues would be the easiest to troll. Awful sensitive folk in there.

Most attempts at trolling (like a lot mentioned here) are too obvious and wouldn't get past the first few posts.

Whatever man....Aussie Rules is just GAA for people that can't kick straight. :pac:

EverEvolving

I'd troll the Mustard forum, they crazy in there!

Xavi6

strobe wrote: »

Whatever man....Aussie Rules is just GAA for people that can't kick straight. :pac:

And GAA is so shit that even its own organisation doesn't think it deserves professional status.

MrMatisse

Ah the Traveller/Roma/Taxi driver threads, how me miss you.

Darlughda

AH: I'd arrive in announcing that I was on the dole, enoying it very much taxpayers, thanks...hiccup. gosh that's my weekly allowance gone on sparkling wine, but its a recession dontcha know, but anyway, I want a threesome. Me an my ultra hot bff are lookin for a virgin to break in.

Gentlemen's club: as above minus the dole bits.

Ladies Lounge: How hard is it to get a 3some these days when you want mmf?

Feedback: Insult a popular mod. Rinse, and repeat.

Accomodation and property: Rent Allowance Tenants are the best tenants you can find. FACT.

Conspiracy theories forum: I have footage of the bohemiangrove. But I can't get it to upload properly. Send me your email address.

Adyx

Richie Cranium wrote: »

A certain mod in the Waterford forum,it rhymes with bully.

What? I'm pretty sure he's from Waterford and it doesn't rhyme with bully.

Chris P. Bacon

Adyx wrote: »

What? I'm pretty sure he's from Waterford and it doesn't rhyme with bully.

What does it rhyme with then?

Adyx

Richie Cranium wrote: »

What does it rhyme with then?

Gully?

Chris P. Bacon

Adyx wrote: »

Gully?

Ha ha,so you know what im on about then?

messymess

nuxxx wrote: »

buy a botnet, setup thousands of users simultanously and make new threads in every forum saying how crap MCD are

If you're going to go to that trouble you'd have to slander/defame every single remotely half well known Irish person out there. And not just random stuff either

Edit- and tell anyone who disagrees with you that "you're going to sue them"

Adyx

Richie Cranium wrote: »

Ha ha,so you know what im on about then?

Well I knew who you're on about - there's only 4 mods in Waterford City. I don't think he gets offended when people call Kilkenny City a town though. I think really it's only Waterford people who get offended when Kilkenny isn't called a town.