After Hours people

AstonMartin

Picture the scene... Your looking for a pub with your friends who dont use internet forums...

you walk up to a pub filled entirely with after hours regular posters who know who you are.

do you bring your mates in or make an excuse to go elsewhere?

hondasam

go elsewhere now

MaybeLogic

Bring your mates in and try and pass them off as some of Boards well known, but not known in real life, legends.

Pighead, Flutt etc.

Ruu_Old

Do a little dance, make a little love and finally get down tonight.:cool:

W.Shakes-Beer

Ah yes, because AH posters are a completely different species.

KeithM89_old

Id run as fast as i could away. Meeting people from boards? HELL

Johro

Mates??

icywind1980

You mean there's really people behind these screen names? GTFO :eek:

Lando Griffin

Run home and grab your laptop and start posting the other Boardies in the pub.

W.Shakes-Beer

Your friend may also be freaked though if you refer to the guys at the bar by their username.

Stinicker

I'd go in and buy everyone pints! AH people shur you could get a grander crowd!

seafood dunleavy

Your friends are probably the people in the stingy thread so they'll insist on going where its cheapest!

Johro

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Bring your mates in and try and pass them off as some of Boards well known, but not known in real life, legends.

Pighead, Flutt etc.

Johro, etc...

Doc

Are they acting and talking the same as they do on here or are they normal.

For example if I said “So what did you do on Friday?” to one of them would they say “Your ma!”

Or would they actually have a normal conversation?

Anytime I meet people through Boards it’s been good so I would have no problem going in.

Johro

Doc wrote: »

Are they acting and talking the same as they do on here or are they normal.

For example if I said “So what did you do on Friday?” to one of them would they say “Your ma!”

Or would they actually have a normal conversation?

Anytime I meet people through Boards it’s been good so I would have no problem going in.

Get a pint in before the lock.

Asphyxia

I'd go in I'm not ashamed of being on Boards or what I have posted in the past Most people I know use Boards anyways

Doc

Johro wrote: »

Get a pint in before the lock.

I'll have a Heineken if your buying there boss!

MistyCheese

If we had mates to go to pubs with we wouldn't be After Hours regulars.

phasers

AH regulars ARE my friends. Whether they want to be or not.

Johro

Doc wrote: »

I'll have a Heineken if your buying there boss!

Jaysus... There's a recession on ya know... Oh what the hell.
Drinks all round.

DrumSteve

seriously though that'd be a strange pub

Quality

Ha ha very funny!!

Geeks in pubs

What will you think of next

grungepants

Ye i agree im starting to find that on a thursday night im freaking out because i cant think of anyone to hangout with.:eek:

Im slowly becoming one of you people!!:mad::mad::mad:

im even using "smiles".....

I bet if i walked up to a table of boards people and said my user name one or two people would just go "AW FooCk Sake!!! ThIS MUppET!!".

It would be embaressing but i could handle it.:cool:

LambsEye

Never. I'd bate away mega quickly scoffing at the techy geeks in the corner. It would kind of be like when Peter rejects Jesus.

But y'know I gots to maintain my cool.

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

Never. I'd bate away mega quickly scoffing at the techy geeks in the corner. It would kind of be like when Peter rejects Jesus.

But y'know I gots to maintain my cool.

Too late.

Sanjuro

Don't go into the pub. Leave friends there to figure it out for themselves.

LambsEye

grungepants wrote: »

Ye i agree im starting to find that on a thursday night im freaking out because i cant think of anyone to hangout with.:eek:

Im slowly becoming one of you people!!:mad::mad::mad:

im even using "smiles".....

I bet if i walked up to a table of boards people and said my user name one or two people would just go "AW FooCk Sake!!! ThIS MUppET!!".

It would be embaressing but i could handle it.:cool:

I think I'm most curious about you than anyone else!

Johro wrote: »

Too late.

Oi. Comparing oneself to Our Lord and Saviour HRH Jesus of Nazareth is the pinnacle of kool. As is spelling "cool," with a "k."

Johro

Sanjuro wrote: »

Don't go into the pub. Leave friends there to figure it out for themselves.

Looks like an elderly Mr Tayto.

ScumLord

I'd wrap my friend in bacon and throw them to the ravenous horde and while they're being sexually mauled I'd say something witty like "welcome to the internet sucker"

Dravokivich

I'd stay...

...I regret nothing!

TeddyTedson

Some of the other chains just employ sheeple.
Some day you should go into Currys, (I think that's what its called) they employ lots of retired people and they roam the store like zombies trying to tell you all sorts of bull. Fair play to them though I guess...

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

I think I'm most curious about you than anyone else!



Oi. Comparing oneself to Our Lord and Saviour HRH Jesus of Nazareth is the pinnacle of kool. As is spelling "cool," with a "k."

Nah. Give it a few weeks and you'll be talking motherboards in the Tech forum, followed by 'Salt 'n' Vinegar or Cheese and Onion' on AH and 'I'm so lonely... ' on Personal Issues:p Cool with a 'k', haha. Kunt.:D

Johro

Krap I may have gone too far. Will retreat for a bit.

Johro

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Some of the other chains just employ sheeple.
Some day you should go into Currys, (I think that's what its called) they employ lots of retired people and they roam the store like zombies trying to tell you all sorts of bull. Fair play to them though I guess...

For money though. Aaaaaahh....:) Money...

TeddyTedson

Johro wrote: »

For money though. Aaaaaahh....:) Money...

I had money in early 2007. I remember the strange oddly pleasant yet probably filthy smell of it still to this day. Monies indeed.

grungepants

LambsEye wrote: »

I think I'm most curious about you than anyone else!

Think grungepants
"how to respond to this without seeming like a teenage schoolboy"
"ah **** it"

I am actually complimented right now and i dont care if im misinterpreting the statement.:):):)

LambsEye

Johro wrote: »

Nah. Give it a few weeks and you'll be talking motherboards in the Tech forum, followed by 'Salt 'n' Vinegar or Cheese and Onion' on AH and 'I'm so lonely... ' on Personal Issues:p Cool with a 'k', haha. Kunt.:D

Johro wrote: »

Krap I may have gone too far. Will retreat for a bit.

NEVER! Push it until the other person cries or bleeds in my opinion.

I did make a friend on the interwebs once. When she transitioned from digital mate to flesh mate we had to concoct a big story about how we met before we met each other's friends.

Johro

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I had money in early 2007. I remember the strange oddly pleasant yet probably filthy smell of it still to this day. Monies indeed.

Yeah I had the same vague recollection... I remember spending it with wild abandon.. Okay maybe not but I remember having some...

Wagon

AstonMartin wrote: »

Picture the scene... Your looking for a pub with your friends who dont use internet forums...

you walk up to a pub filled entirely with after hours regular posters who know who you are.

do you bring your mates in or make an excuse to go elsewhere?

burn the ****in pub down. so long after hours.

Wolfe Tone

Id run home and come back with the gun

LambsEye

grungepants wrote: »

Think grungepants
"how to respond to this without seeming like a teenage schoolboy"
"ah **** it"

I am actually complimented right now and i dont care if im misinterpreting the statement.:):):)

I'm mostly confused as to whether or not you're a real person. Your posts are a little.....well.....mental!

In no way offensively a course. See, Smiley face:

TeddyTedson

I actually wonder how many poster are actually real people. I know I'm not but I suspect there are quite a few others too.

MistyCheese

If this were ever to occur I would have to insist that everyone refer to me not by my username but my real name of Commander Matryoshka Perriwinkle VI.

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

When she transitioned from digital mate to flesh mate we had to concoct a big story about how we met before we met each other's friends.

Kool. Lemme guess. You were at clown college together?

Gummy Panda

Go to different pub. Boards.ie is my dirty secret

LambsEye

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I actually wonder how many poster are actually real people. I know I'm not but I suspect there are quite a few others too.

I'm not real anyway. I'm just a composition of racist/incendiary comments collected from sources around the interwebs and set by spammers to randomly post on Boards.

Larianne

It's grand till you have to introduce people..

"So this is Scumlord...MistyCheese...LambsEye...GizAGooUrGee..UglyBolloxFace..Whoopsadaisydoodles...Terry.."

grungepants

I'm a real boy...if i knew how to post pictures on this i would...If someone tells me how to do this i'll give up my anonymity.

LambsEye

Johro wrote: »

Kool. Lemme guess. You were at clown college together?

Don't be absurd. My friends would NEVER have believed that. We made up something much more realistic:

I was walking down West 4th street walking the dog, (The yo-yo trick, not an actual dog,) and at the exact same time she was coming out of an Art Gallery on West 3rd holding an absurdly large artistic installation, consisting of plaster casings of a perplexed looking lemur holding eight individual pears. SO, we're both strolling along doing our thing and we both notice that there's a singular playing card (the 3 of clubs if you must know,) lying on the pavement. We both reach for it, bump heads and then laugh about how silly we are. We agree to rip the card in half and be best friends forever.

I am wearing a comical hat in this memory. This may or may not accurate.

Johro

grungepants wrote: »

I'm a real boy...if i knew how to post pictures on this i would...If someone tells me how to do this i'll give up my anonymity.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=17238047#

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

Don't be absurd. My friends would NEVER have believed that. We made up something much more realistic:

I was walking down West 4th street walking the dog, (The yo-yo trick, not an actual dog,) and at the exact same time she was coming out of an Art Gallery on West 3rd holding an absurdly large artistic installation, consisting of plaster casings of a perplexed looking lemur holding eight individual pears. SO, we're both strolling along doing our thing and we both notice that there's a singular playing card (the 3 of clubs if you must know,) lying on the pavement. We both reach for it, bump heads and then laugh about how silly we are. We agree to rip the card in half and be best friends forever.

I am wearing a comical hat in this memory. This may or may not accurate.

Wow yeah that's way more believable. I underestimated you. Apologies. I'd say you wore the comical hat alright. Kinda holds it all together. Props.