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So for a laugh i tried to scan a twenty euro note with an epson scanner ...

  • 02-02-2011 10:45pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭


    and a security warning came up said "we do not allow the scanning of bank notes" :pac:

    wow. never knew they had such security features.

    What else am I meant to burn now at parties to be seen as "a crazy fu*ker" :(

    you let me down epson!

    thoughts :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Try a coin..

    .. Put it in the microwave first to soften it up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    and a security warning came up said "we do not allow the scanning of bank notes" :pac:

    wow. never knew they had such security features.

    What else am I meant to burn now at parties to be seen as "a crazy fu*ker" :(

    you let me down epson!

    thoughts :D

    I tried someting similar but it came up with a message

    "We do not allow the scanning of body parts unless you are Katy Perry"

    Sophisticated imaging software or what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    search google image for one and print that! :D




    *says she before going to try scan a €50 in her hp printer*




    i tried it, it worked, you lied, i'm a criminal now! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    and a security warning came up said "we do not allow the scanning of bank notes" :pac:

    wow. never knew they had such security features.

    What else am I meant to burn now at parties to be seen as "a crazy fu*ker" :(

    you let me down epson!

    thoughts :D
    everything else!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    If you try and scan a music CD a message from IMRO comes up.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You could try burning yourself. If i saw someone setting themself on fire i'd think they were one crazy mofo (in the St Ita's sense of the word).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Why not just try and scan your ass like a normal person?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Smash you scanner up for giving you shit.

    -Funk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    smash your face onto the scanner and press "scan"...have a PICASSO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    If you try and scan a music CD a message from IMRO comes up.

    It says "why are you still using CD's?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    bonerm wrote: »
    It says "why are you still using CD's?"

    No it's from Sharon Corr.

    It says, "Hey, music piracy ain't cool. I mean if you're robbing off a small-time band that I've never heard of it's ok but our record company will make eircom cut you off if you try to rob our music. Also - if you see my brother Jim around will you ask him to please, please start taking his medication again."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    .....i tried it, it worked, you lied, i'm a criminal now! :eek:

    It worked on a hp printer?!
    damn you epson!

    Like I could copy it no problem :P (printing while scanning at the same time deal) but scanning it as a file to my pc .. wouldnt let me :(
    damn you epson!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭johndoe99


    first i heard of that, i tried it on my "Brother DCP130C" and it gets half way through scanning, and then goes to the image, but only half the €20 note is there, it stops at the "20" in 2002 everytime. Must be something embedded in the paper for it to stop at that exact point each time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Go burn down Epson then. Obviously!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    johndoe99 wrote: »
    first i heard of that, i tried it on my "Brother DCP130C" and it gets half way through scanning, and then goes to the image, but only half the €20 note is there, it stops at the "20" in 2002 everytime. Must be something embedded in the paper for it to stop at that exact point each time.


    Its the printing software :P
    It has security features built in. Since all bank notes look the same. it can easily detect another being scanned.


    damn you epson! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    Photoshop won't let you edit banknote images either.

    http://www.wordiq.com/definition/EURion_constellation

    Yes, I have tried.. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    JustinOval wrote: »
    Photoshop won't let you edit banknote images either.

    http://www.wordiq.com/definition/EURion_constellation

    Yes, I have tried.. :D


    Photoshop too!
    Damn you adobe!
    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I tried to scan me b0llocks once and it said the same thing. I think it's the patterns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Photoshop too!
    Damn you adobe!
    :P


    they are all out to get you,



    hide now before its too late :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Go burn down Epson then. Obviously!

    I can do one better.
    Going to take a picture of me having forced sex with my epson printer and send it to them ... with the caption ... "she loved it"


    too far?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    There's probably a software/firmware hack you could get to sort that out. I'd want to do it on pure principal, even with no intention of printing it out and giving it to strippers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Use monopoly money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,982 ✭✭✭minikin


    Interesting but true: commercial laser printers embed a barely visible dot code in each print out - encodes the machines serial number, as well as the date and time of the print... no more anonymously printed anti-government flyers! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    If you scan zimbabwe notes with adobe there's a a feature that will draw an extra zero on the end to reflect the amount of inflation that has occurred between pressing scan and the image appearing on your screen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    I did that once a few years back, i got as far as printing it off, but it would only print half of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    minikin wrote: »
    Interesting but true: commercial laser printers embed a barely visible dot code in each print out - encodes the machines serial number, as well as the date and time of the print... no more anonymously printed anti-government flyers! :)

    Conspiracy theory, or can this be backed up with evidence? :D

    Hmmm, just found this...

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/118664/government_uses_color_laser_printer_technology_to_track_documents.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    minikin wrote: »
    Interesting but true: commercial laser printers embed a barely visible dot code in each print out - encodes the machines serial number, as well as the date and time of the print... no more anonymously printed anti-government flyers! :)

    Wow.
    I imagine ink printers must do the same?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    JustinOval wrote: »
    Photoshop won't let you edit banknote images either.

    http://www.wordiq.com/definition/EURion_constellation

    Yes, I have tried.. :D

    The urine constellation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,982 ✭✭✭minikin


    If you need to scan and print notes - scan them at an angle, add a bit of gaussian blur in photoshop (disrupts the security pattern) then rotate, crop and print.
    (only prints if you leave it a bit blurred, rather than trying to resharpen the file)
    Wow.
    I imagine ink printers must do the same?
    I've only ever seen it on our laser machines, never seen it on the inkjets!
    They're more concerned with laser printers because of the output, an inkjet couldn't print the same quality two sided on stock which would be light enough to pass for currency.
    Conspiracy theory, or can this be backed up with evidence?
    No, it's for real... i work at it (printing, not counterfeiting) day in day out :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    If printers can be tracked in this manner I guess this is **** all use to me...

    http://www.dafont.com/ransom-note.font


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    minikin wrote: »
    Interesting but true: commercial laser printers embed a barely visible dot code in each print out - encodes the machines serial number, as well as the date and time of the print... no more anonymously printed anti-government flyers! :)

    Someones been watching wayyyyyyy too much CSI


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I tried this a few years ago with Photoshop and got this error. Tried Paint Shop Pro 7 and it let me. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    Gillington wrote: »
    Someones been watching wayyyyyyy too much CSI

    This would be laughed at if I saw it on CSI, but it appears to be true! :eek:

    http://www.eff.org/wp/investigating-machine-identification-code-technology-color-laser-printers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    JustinOval wrote: »
    If printers can be tracked in this manner I guess this is **** all use to me...

    http://www.dafont.com/ransom-note.font

    this would be my ranSom note:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    search google image for one and print that! :D




    *says she before going to try scan a €50 in her hp printer*




    i tried it, it worked, you lied, i'm a criminal now! :eek:

    Giz a lend...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    this would be my random note:

    It's a ransom note you want, there's no money in random notes, you might get laid (doubt it), but won't get rich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    I hate typos :(


    lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,982 ✭✭✭minikin


    Someones been watching wayyyyyyy too much CSI
    Nope, it's fact. (see my last post)

    ANother interesting fact about €50 notes that you should try - they have a built in document protection device that means they can't be shredded - go on try shredding one and see what happens!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Abelloid


    minikin wrote: »
    Nope, it's fact. (see my last post)

    ANother interesting fact about €50 notes that you should try - they have a built in document protection device that means they can't be shredded - go on try shredding one and see what happens!

    Oooh, must try that. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,982 ✭✭✭minikin


    actually, you should try it a few times... sometimes there's a delay in sending the 'power off' command back to the satellite if you're indoors. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    minikin wrote: »
    Nope, it's fact. (see my last post)

    ANother interesting fact about €50 notes that you should try - they have a built in document protection device that means they can't be shredded - go on try shredding one and see what happens!

    this is not exactly true. 1 in 4 notes will shred. So if it happens the first time, you should try a different note and it probably won't happen a 2nd time.


    Well you'll obviously be trying a different note. This is too much effort to wum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    open the scanner and slowly move turn your face from left toright while moving the scanner across.Ull get some weird **** then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    buy a HP scanner so, I just scaned a 20 and nothing came up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Do they honestly think that forgers just scan in notes and print them out again using Epson Scan and Photoshop?

    I'd like to think it's slightly more advanced than that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    minikin wrote: »
    I've only ever seen it on our laser machines, never seen it on the inkjets!
    They're more concerned with laser printers because of the output, an inkjet couldn't print the same quality two sided on stock which would be light enough to pass for currency.

    So basically anyone who wanted to copy a note, either for fun or forgery, is best off doing so with a laser printer?

    Thats one thing I dont get tho about the hidden serial number they print on pages. That could only trace the printer back to what store it was shipped to because if you were anyway smart you wouldnt use a credit card to pay for it or buy a printer one day then circulate forged notes the next. Surely if one bought a printer and sat on it for a year there would be no trace back to who bought it as store cctv would be deleted. ...

    but even within saying that such countermeasures wouldnt stand up to buying a stolen or second hand printer. Unless hooking it up to the net (recieving updates) could give an assoicated ip address with that printer.

    really is csi stuff :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    It's not really for tracing, more as evidence when/if they catch you.
    Prove the forgeries came from the machine in your possession.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Do they honestly think that forgers just scan in notes and print them out again using Epson Scan and Photoshop?

    I'd like to think it's slightly more advanced than that.

    You clearly do not use photoshop or have much sense.

    If a bank note is to be scanned it would give perfect dimensions and also allow graphics to be touched up with photo editing software. Thats your template right there. To build upon.

    You really think someone will hold a note with one hand and create a copy using a mouse with the other hand? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Tried it for a laugh huh? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Johro wrote: »
    Tried it for a laugh huh? :rolleyes:


    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    even using such scanners and printers, i dont think many people have access to the correct paper
    I handle alot of money daily and have spotted forged notes. a lotta 10's. if im im doubt i have a counterfeit checker.


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