Would you Rather?

LambsEye

You know the score: Pick two nasty ass scenarios and make someone choose between them.

It's a lovely little game I play with my friends, my parents, myself, potential dates (to suss them out,) and heck, random strangers.

I should be working. But I chose this instead.

I'll get the ball rolling:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Have ting frogs instead of snots

OR

Sweat gone off milk?

iPlop

LambsEye wrote: »

You know the score: Pick two nasty ass scenarios and make someone choose between them.

It's a lovely little game I play with my friends, my parents, myself, potential dates (to suss them out,) and heck, random strangers.

I should be working. But I chose this instead.

I'll get the ball rolling:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Have ting frogs instead of snots

OR

Sweat gone off milk?

Wha?

red menace

Just to help people make their mind up, here is what a ting frog looks like

http://www.flickr.com/photos/91396586@N00/2889467161

LambsEye

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Wha?

You're not supposed to look for logic here.

jimthemental

Ah frogs for sure, sure you could sell them to the french. Also there's no way that you'd be showing your snot off in public

Badgermonkey

Does snot have a plural?

iPlop

red menace wrote: »

Just to help people make their mind up, here is what a ting frog looks like

http://www.flickr.com/photos/91396586@N00/2889467161

Snots please!

LambsEye

red menace wrote: »

Just to help people make their mind up, here is what a ting frog looks like

http://www.flickr.com/photos/91396586@N00/2889467161

TEENY tiny frogs. The size of normal snots. But still...frogs like.

red menace

Sink The Banana wrote: »

Snots please!

I'm just going to assume everyone knows what their snot looks like

AlmightyCushion

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]
Patron 2: Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Patron 1: No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well actually, I'm just...talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, personally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself.

lilymay1

haha!sweat gone off milk.at least u can blame it on someone or something else.having frogs as snots makes an embarrassing situation pretty unavoidable!
would u rather:
find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?!

LambsEye

lilymay1 wrote: »

would u rather:
find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?!

This one's a classic. I'd actually have to say, find my parents having sex. Shudder.

TheZohanS

rather....

...have this thread locked or moved?

LambsEye

TheZohan wrote: »

rather....

...have this thread locked or moved?

After Hours is the perfect place for this!

To answer the question: Moved. To the Zombie Survival forum.

Johro

TheZohan wrote: »

rather....

...have this thread locked or moved?

Mocked.
Loved?

zero19

Lock the son bitch!

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

After Hours is the perfect place for this!

To answer the question: Moved. To the Zombie Survival forum.

You've not been to the mustard forum and read 'The Uncomfortable Truth.'

Guill

I'd have sex with your mother to save my life.

LambsEye

zero19 wrote: »

Lock the son bitch!

Ye Louwser.

Johro

zero19 wrote: »

Lock the son bitch!

No no no. That would be 'sumbitch'.

LambsEye

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Never be able to listen to music again?

OR

Never be able to travel outside Ireland for the rest of your life?

TheZohanS

Anyone got any good stories about Roma or Nigerians?!

LambsEye

TheZohan wrote: »

Anyone got any good stories about Roma or Nigerians?!

Would you rather be Roma or Nigerian?

Badgermonkey

Tinker OR Zombie?

LambsEye

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Tinker OR Zombie?

Tinker. I have a thing about zombies. I hate zombies. Zombies are the worst in the world.

Guill

Jackeen or Culchie?

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

You know the score: Pick two nasty asses and choose between them.
It's a lovely little game I play with potential dates (to suss them out,) and heck, random strangers.

Depravity defined.

JCDUB

Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Badgermonkey

The TinkerZombie, now there's a foe to be reckoned with. :eek:

Johro

JCDUB wrote: »

Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

What's my weapon?

Micky Dolenz

LambsEye wrote: »

After Hours is the perfect place for this!

To answer the question: Moved. To the Zombie Survival forum.

No thanks, we only discuss serious matters there.

LambsEye

Niiiiiiiiice.

Ugh GOD, I just saw an ad for this SH*T

Which would be least soul-destroying to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPq5P5Pb5iE

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myp1ML2VarA

Johro

Please let it be a short sword.
A short sword will make mincemeat of either. I'm handy with a sword.

LambsEye

JCDUB wrote: »

Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

1 horse sized duck. Horses are too noble a creature to be fightin'

TheZohanS

LambsEye wrote: »

Niiiiiiiiice.

Ugh GOD, I just saw an ad for this SH*T

Which would be least soul-destroying to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPq5P5Pb5iE

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myp1ML2VarA

Then what did you do?

LambsEye

TheZohan wrote: »

Then what did you do?

Immediately posted my disgust on boards and then continued to sit down comfortably.

lilymay1

LambsEye wrote: »

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Never be able to listen to music again?

OR

Never be able to travel outside Ireland for the rest of your life?

Ooh,thats a real toughie! i'd just about go for not being able to travel outside ireland...life without music would be shoiiiiiiiiite!

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

Niiiiiiiiice.

Ugh GOD, I just saw an ad for this SH*T

Which would be least soul-destroying to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPq5P5Pb5iE

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myp1ML2VarA

Ooh that's it. I'm outta here. Scary.

JCDUB

Johro wrote: »

Please let it be a short sword.
A short sword will make mincemeat of either. I'm handy with a sword.

No weapons, just a straight up bare knuckle fight to the death.

I dunno which I'd go for, wouldn't be pretty either way.

LambsEye

lilymay1 wrote: »

Ooh,thats a real toughie! i'd just about go for not being able to travel outside ireland...life without music would be shoiiiiiiiiite!

I know. I KNOW. I think though, I think I'd have to give up music. As long as I could still read and see the entire world I think I could do it.

Queen-Mise

Would you rather being able to read AH's for news OR The Mail (or similar) for the rest of the year???

lilymay1

LambsEye wrote: »

I know. I KNOW. I think though, I think I'd have to give up music. As long as I could still read and see the entire world I think I could do it.

good point.although just think of being in a nightclub or driving in your car without music?!aaaaaahhh,torture!after 6 years of college that is one of the most challenging questions i've answered! :rolleyes:

LambsEye

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Would you rather being able to read AH's for news OR The Mail (or similar) for the rest of the year???

How'd you mean? As in your only source of news from After Hours or rags like the Daily Mail?

I'd chose AH any day!!

Amber Lamps

have your head in a vice till your eye pops out or give up Charlie M

Hurricane-Dean

:eek: my would you rather thread got moved after 6 posts :mad: that's racism






i know it's not racism,more unfairism

LambsEye

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

:eek: my would you rather thread got moved after 6 posts :mad: that's racism






i know it's not racism,more unfairism

Que? It wasn't moved?

EverEvolving

Me and my mate were talking about something similar to this the other day ...

If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which one would it be?

I think I could go without the sense of smell as I'd prefer to keep sight, sound, touch and taste.

LambsEye

EverEvolving wrote: »

Me and my mate were talking about something similar to this the other day ...

If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which one would it be?

I think I could go without the sense of smell as I'd prefer to keep sight, sound, touch and taste.

Hm. Agreed. I love a good smell, actually I'm into smells in a big way but I couldn't give up the others.

TheZohanS

Lolz