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The dark truth behind Winnie the Pooh and his "Friends".

  • 30-01-2011 11:42am
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    Klingon Hamlet
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    So they're really all mentally damaged addicts at rehab.

    The Hundred Acre Wood is the park beside the centre.

    Christopher Robin is the kind-hearted warden who likes to let them loose a while.

    "Winnie" is the oldest of the crazy chums, and the least barmy, but he has a stash of "honey" (read: heroin) and likes to flaunt it in front of his needy pals.

    "Piglet" is all sweet and innocent but in fact he's pulling a Jack Nicholson/Cuckoo's Nest, to get away with "it" (he never talks about "it", and no-one asks.)

    "Rabbit" used to work at the centre but now he's been turned, that's why he's such a bossy bastard..he thinks he's still in charge.

    "Owl" was grand until he lost all his men in Afghanistan...the drugs killed the pain, now he has tea (read: methadone).

    "Eeyore's" been clean and sane for years, but just too damned bored and depressed to bother leaving.

    And "Tigger" is straight-up bonkers---he actually does bounce on his tail...his man-tail.

    Discuss.


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