The names Lanley

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 9:48am #1

Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 9:49am

im listening......

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 9:50am

All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 9:54am

I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.

GavRedKing · 28-01-2011 9:55am

Cool story :cool:

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 9:56am

gavredking wrote: »

Cool story :cool:

you ruined it. go. just go.

Doc · 28-01-2011 9:59am

I feel this thread needs some kind of musical number

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:02am

FatherLen wrote: »

I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.

Why do that when you could have a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail!

What'd I say?

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:06am

monorail!

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:10am

FatherLen wrote: »

monorail!

Whats it called?

Orando Broom · 28-01-2011 10:11am

Monorail

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:12am

Thats right monorail!

Monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail....

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:14am

I hear those things are awfully loud...

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:15am

It glides as softly as a cloud

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:16am

Is there a chance the track could bend?

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:17am

Not on your life, my Hindu friend

dubtom · 28-01-2011 10:18am

FatherLen wrote: »

Is there a chance the track could bend?

No,it's metal.

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:25am

What about us brain-dead slobs?

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:26am

Youll all be given cushy jobs!

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:27am

Were you sent here by the devil?

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:30am

No good sir, im on the level!

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:32am

The ring came off my pudding can.

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:34am

Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:34am

Monorail!

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:41am

What's it called?

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:43am

Monorail!

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 10:45am

Once again

FatherLen · 28-01-2011 10:47am

everybody walk the dinosaur

af_thefragile · 28-01-2011 11:57am

OMGZ0RZ!!!!

It's monorail!!!

jonnygiles · 28-01-2011 3:39pm

FatherLen wrote: »

I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.

Whoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!

Star Lord · 28-01-2011 7:15pm

Surely three tracks are better than one.

The names Lanley

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