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The names Lanley

  • 28-01-2011 8:48am
    #1
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭


    Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.


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  • #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    im listening......


  • #3
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!


  • #4
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.


  • #5
    GavRedKing
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    Cool story :cool:


  • #6
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    gavredking wrote: »
    Cool story :cool:
    you ruined it. go. just go.


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  • #7
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    I feel this thread needs some kind of musical number


  • #8
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    FatherLen wrote: »
    I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.

    Why do that when you could have a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail!

    What'd I say?


  • #9
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    monorail!


  • #10
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    FatherLen wrote: »
    monorail!

    Whats it called?


  • #11
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Monorail


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  • #12
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Thats right monorail!

    Monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail....


  • #13
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    I hear those things are awfully loud...


  • #14
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    It glides as softly as a cloud


  • #15
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Is there a chance the track could bend?


  • #16
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Not on your life, my Hindu friend


  • #17
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    FatherLen wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    No,it's metal.


  • #18
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    What about us brain-dead slobs?


  • #19
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Youll all be given cushy jobs!


  • #20
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Were you sent here by the devil?


  • #21
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    No good sir, im on the level!


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  • #22
    FatherLen
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    The ring came off my pudding can.


  • #23
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
    Throw up your hands and raise your voice!


  • #24
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Monorail!


  • #25
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    What's it called?


  • #26
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Monorail!


  • #27
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Once again


  • #28
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    everybody walk the dinosaur


  • #29
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    OMGZ0RZ!!!!

    It's monorail!!!

    MonorailCat.jpg


  • #30
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    FatherLen wrote: »
    I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.

    Whoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!


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  • #31
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Surely three tracks are better than one.


  • #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mono!


  • #33
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    ...d'oh!


  • #34
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And may I also say: May the Force be with you.


  • #35
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, the force MAY NOT be with me! I told it already, but it's real pushy that force!!!


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