Are you telling the truth?

El Horseboxo

I don't have the ability to lie. I even sleep standing up.

Latchy

'' The truth ? you cant handle the truth '' :mad:

enough waffle from me ...........for one night

LighterGuy

Latchy wrote: »

'' The truth ? you cant handle the truth '' :mad:

enough waffle from me ...........for one night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yB7J7DYi6M

I shall re post that for any non truthing handling so foruth is this thread

Voodu Child

When I was in the SAS we got anti-interrogation training, how to tell a lie convincingly, fooling a lie detector and all that sort of stuff.

I use it a lot in real-life, cames in handy for bedding supermodels, but I can safely say i've never lied on the web. That'd be a bit sad tbh.

namelessguy

MistyCheese wrote: »

This sentence is false.

Discuss.

Beat me to it

Asphyxia

Hmm! What's the point though?

I much prefer seeing people get envious and jealous about the real things in my life

I do love those people who are like "Oh you can't possibly have all those nice things in and happening in your life so you must be lying" :rolleyes: It does make me laugh

To answer your question.. Nope I don't need to

Kimono-Girl

honestly i see no reason to lie, a little lie becomes a big lie and a big lie becomes many, i found its easier to be honest with people even if they hate you for it, at least you can call yourself honest!

Tar.Aldarion

my skirt is actually shorter than I portray.

CrazyRabbit

The below post is the truth.

CrazyRabbit

The above post is a lie.

Where To

so which is a lie and which is the truth??

LighterGuy

where do i go from here wrote: »

so which is a lie and which is the truth??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yB7J7DYi6M

Senna

I often post about strange/exciting things like stealing from shops, beating up my dog, raping prostitutes, murdering my ex-wife, waking up in some house with frighten strangers shouting at me etc etc.
But the truth is, i'd never hurt my dog.

Copper23

Why would I do that? It's a bit stupid.

I always think it's hilarious when you read comments or posts from someone you know and you just know they are lying through their teeth, it's pathetic.

HxGH

This has turned into a thread on philosophy.

Where To

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I don't have the ability to lie. I even sleep standing up.

Only just got that now!!

Dangerous Man

My post from earlier has disappeard? Has some fuck accidentally the whole thing?

Mal-Adjusted

The person who types the words i say never lies. My avatar, Mal-Adjusted?, well...

Matt Holck

I have never lied

af_thefragile

No I'm lying when I say this...

Lust4Life

I'm actually a Ninja Pirate and am married to George W W Bush

Toasty113

Is this statement true or false?

"You will answer false to this question"

Enjoy your mindcrush!

Storminateacup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo


if you tell me this song never made you wish you were jamaican, YOU TELL FIBS!

Lust4Life

Storminateacup wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo


if you tell me this song never made you wish you were jamaican, YOU TELL FIBS!

And it's all because of ELVIS!

James T Kirk

LighterGuy wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yB7J7DYi6M

I shall re post that for any non truthing handling so foruth is this thread

Damn your eyes! I was gonna post just the line.

It woulda been sooo cool.

But you've ruined EVERYTHING.

*runs upstairs crying*

namelessguy wrote: »

Beat me to it

Tell me about it... :pac:

Sunnyisland

:DI swear by the almighty internet that the posts I shall write shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.:D

Johro

Lies. Complete lies. All of it.