The Guardian: "Major" exclusive at 5:30pm today

Peyton Manning · 27-01-2011 4:06pm #1

So they are saying anyway.

Let the guessing begin, or does anybody have some inside info?

Fizman · 27-01-2011 4:09pm

Dalglish to come out of retirement after several impressive displays at Melwood.

GavRedKing · 27-01-2011 4:09pm

Andy Gray and Richard Keys to take over at Man Utd at the end of the season as Fergie is retiring, heard it here first. :cool: *

* may or may not be true

flahavaj · 27-01-2011 4:09pm

BERBA to change boards.ie username to BALE in vain attempt to stay up-to-date?

Peyton Manning · 27-01-2011 4:09pm

Startling new discovery on offside rule - TWO players must be between player and opposition goal.

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:10pm

Either Louise Taylor is getting the sack or Vince McMahon is actually taking over Newcastle.

dahat · 27-01-2011 4:10pm

Andy gray to get a roving reporters job on Loose women!

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:12pm

Andy Gray and Richard Keys sex tape released.

Turtyturd · 27-01-2011 4:12pm

Karen Brady new anchor for Sky football broadcasts.

KerranJast · 27-01-2011 4:12pm

dahat wrote: »

Andy gray to get a roving reporters job on Loose women!

The Loose Women panel to host SKY's Super Sunday coverage

Mitch Connor · 27-01-2011 4:13pm

United have been taken over by the Qatar Royal family.

(that is a random, and facetious, guess, not claiming that is what the story actually is).

On top of that, Sanchez will be announced as the first major signing.

Jayob10 · 27-01-2011 4:14pm

United bought by Qatari sugar daddy

Mourinho leaves Real Madrid

World Cup to be played in Winter

West Ham and Spurs to share Olympic Stadium

Some token Fabio Cappello scandal

Paul Koncheskys mother finds her birth certificate only to learn she was born in Liverpool

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:16pm

Breaking News:

There is no news.

Peyton Manning · 27-01-2011 4:16pm

TheBig_Sam is actually Sam Allardyce and becomes a verified twitter account.

mike65 · 27-01-2011 4:17pm

Capello to quit or Utd bought by slave owning oil shieks.

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:18pm

Leon Best is and always has been mint.

smokedeels · 27-01-2011 4:19pm

Andy Gray born a woman, he had a sex change to play top-level football

dahat · 27-01-2011 4:20pm

Footage of rooney scoring a goal....

Mitch Connor · 27-01-2011 4:20pm

Jayob10 wrote: »

United bought by Qatari sugar daddy

Mourinho leaves Real Madrid

World Cup to be played in Winter

West Ham and Spurs to share Olympic Stadium

Some token Fabio Cappello scandal

Paul Koncheskys mother finds her birth certificate only to learn she was born in Liverpool

Its actually the first two combined.

Mourinho is leaving Madrid to become the new No.2 at Qatar owned United for the remainder of the season before taking over from Fergie in the summer.

FACT.

Kiwi_knock · 27-01-2011 4:23pm

Has to be something English based, can not see it being the Guardian that discovers something about Mourinho. Can not see it being anything to do with Keys or Gray either because news about them would not be major any more unless it reveals who leaked the video footage which is unlikely. Probably something to do with Utd or Liverpool as any news involving them is major.

smokedeels · 27-01-2011 4:23pm

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Its actually the first two combined.

Mourinho is leaving Madrid to become the new No.2 at Qatar owned United for the remainder of the season before taking over from Fergie in the summer.

FACT.

With United relocating to Doha

thudd · 27-01-2011 4:24pm

Some rumblings about the possibilty of Everton facing administration. I thought they were ok for money. Always very thrifty.

u140acro3xs7dm · 27-01-2011 4:25pm

Cant be that big or they would have spilt the beans before anybody else got hold of it. Probably something to do with the Guardians Football coverage.

cson · 27-01-2011 4:26pm

Arsenal are actually buying a goalkeeper.

ShooterSF · 27-01-2011 4:27pm

I'm going for,

Breaking News: Fans disappointed in less than major "Major" exclusive.

jaykay74 · 27-01-2011 4:27pm

Keira Kind Blimp wrote: »

Cant be that big or they would have spilt the beans before anybody else got hold of it. Probably something to do with the Guardians Football coverage.

James Richardson to Sky, PLEASE

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:27pm

Andy Gray to become the Guardian's new face of its equal opportunities campaign

The_Kew_Tour · 27-01-2011 4:28pm

Tolka Park to host 3 world cup matches in 2022 world cup

dahat · 27-01-2011 4:29pm

Quick scoot round the net and it seems the guy who posted it is apparenlty a rubbish journo who has promised similar "MAJOR" news before and failed

Ronan Raver77 · 27-01-2011 4:30pm

Proof that the Gray and Keys were targetted by Murdoch!!!

That_Guy · 27-01-2011 4:32pm

'Arry is actually a wheeler dealer.

adamski8 · 27-01-2011 4:32pm

david beckham leaving the MAJOR league

Peyton Manning · 27-01-2011 4:33pm

Guaranteed this is going to be a huge let down.

eagle eye · 27-01-2011 4:33pm

Ancelotti to Real Madrid and Mourinho back to Chelsea!

mike65 · 27-01-2011 4:33pm

Whatever it is has clearly been subject to an embargo therefore its not a shock-horror expose type story rather the Guardian has been chosen as the outlet to break this news,
whatever it is.

WallyGUFC · 27-01-2011 4:34pm

Galway United thrown into Champions League qualifiers because Michael D. scratched a few backs in Europe.

bullpost · 27-01-2011 4:34pm

Robbie Keane finally gets a club

Mitch Connor · 27-01-2011 4:34pm

mike65 wrote: »

Whatever it is has clearly been subject to an embargo therefore its not a shock-horror expose type story rather the Guardian has been chosen as the outlet to break this news,
whatever it is.

Guardian were the ones chosen to first publish the shocking news that United had spent 7million on Bebe.

Johner · 27-01-2011 4:34pm

This better be good.

Sappy404 · 27-01-2011 4:35pm

Sepp Blatter gone. I'd put money on it but I'm in work

adamski8 · 27-01-2011 4:36pm

god this is exciting!

ntlbell · 27-01-2011 4:36pm

arsne wenger did actually see it.

rednik · 27-01-2011 4:37pm

Andy Gray to play baddie in new Bond movie.

u140acro3xs7dm · 27-01-2011 4:37pm

mike65 wrote: »

Whatever it is has clearly been subject to an embargo therefore its not a shock-horror expose type story rather the Guardian has been chosen as the outlet to break this news,
whatever it is.

I agree. Transfers and takeovers take a day or 2 to get going and the press hear about it. A club in money trouble would also be well known news.

Mitch Connor · 27-01-2011 4:37pm

I'd say Sky are gutted they have suspended Andy 3 phones Burton.... he probably has all 3 phones, and the fax machine, burning up at the moment as people rush to let him know what is going on.

inforfun · 27-01-2011 4:37pm

Van Der Sar quits after this season.

Not sure if this is still news but it was in Holland today.
Stekelenburg favorite to succeed him.

smokedeels · 27-01-2011 4:38pm

mike65 wrote: »

Whatever it is has clearly been subject to an embargo therefore its not a shock-horror expose type story rather the Guardian has been chosen as the outlet to break this news,
whatever it is.

via Wikileaks maybe?

ntlbell · 27-01-2011 4:38pm

inforfun wrote: »

Van Der Sar quits after this season.

Not sure if this is still news but it was in Holland today.
Stekelenburg favorite to succeed him.

Mr.Current Affairs.

Mitch Connor · 27-01-2011 4:38pm

Keira Kind Blimp wrote: »

I agree. Transfers and takeovers take a day or 2 to get going and the press hear about it. A club in money trouble would also be well known news.

The takeover of City was an out of the blue takeover. No one knew anything until it was said on the morning of the last day of the transfer window, as they were bidding for everyone.

Johner · 27-01-2011 4:39pm

United taken over by Qatar and Sanchez first signing. Maybe.

Xavi6 · 27-01-2011 4:39pm

Keys and Gray join Collymore for a car park menage a trois.

The Guardian: "Major" exclusive at 5:30pm today

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