Girlfriend breaking up with me

grungepants

So my gf said that i havent been respecting her personel life ie....

Waking up her flat mates at like 2:30am -4:00am by pressing the buzzer x 2 seperate times

Last night we had a fight in town about college asked me would i like a drink and i said ye and gf was all like no hes fine

she explained that your supposed to by them a drink back i was being drunk and just said "FCUK YOU FCUK YOU FCUK YOU" and then walked off

Ive spent the last day trying to call her,knock on her door,text her...

So i get in contact with her and she sais she's a bit too old for me....

HELP A.H. SOS SOS SOS

WHAT DO I SAY TO REDEEM MYSELF?

James Forde

grow a pair

Sheeps

Tell her you're going to kill yourself unless she takes you back.

Personal Issues forum OP. You'll be crucified in here.

grungepants

ANDWHAT? JUST GET OVER IT?

grungepants

Deleted User wrote: »

Personal Issues forum OP. You'll be crucified in here.

dont care i need immidiate responce's

Kensington

grungepants wrote: »

ANDWHAT? JUST GET OVER IT?

Yes.

rebel10

Are you still drunk? Can't understand any of that.

Retrovertigo

Pretty pathetic attempt at trolling if you ask me.

subway

grungepants wrote: »

ANDWHAT? JUST GET OVER IT?

this

Raze_them_all

Check your pants for testicles.

grungepants

Retrovertigo wrote: »

Pretty pathetic attempt at trolling if you ask me.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TROLLING IS!! IM A NEWBIE!

barbarians

Congratulations.

TeddyTedson

Let the air out of her and get on with your life. You can always get a new one.

Sheeps

Bring her out for a meal under the false pretense that you want to apologise. Make sure the resteraunt is a fancy one and order some champaign to begin with. After desert, excuse yourself for the bathroom. Sneak out the front door, and don't ever look back.

antodeco

Maybe it was all your shouting on the interweb that really got to her...

itsallaboutheL

In a traditional AH manner i think you should

BLAST HER WITH PISS

blaze1

a'la intermission...

suggest a kinky session break out the handcuffs, and curl one down on her..

Problem solved:cool:

Turtyturd

Do you want to get back with her or back at her???

If its back at her, wake her up by riding her flat mates at like 2:30-4:00 am x 2.

If it's back with her don't do it she seems nuts.

double GG

Relationship Point of View- By preying on her now, you'll probably ruin any chances you have. Send her one text, telling her how you really feel. Excessive texting will NOT help your case. Do something romantic but DON'T keep pestering her for god sake. Give her a few days, she obviously needs time, so give it to her. Tell her how you feel in one message.


AH point of View- Man up, and beat up all her ex's and anyone you think she is cheating with 'cos she is banging someone else.

cml387

This is all good stuff. Are you taking notes OP?

phasers

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

In a traditional AH manner i think you should

BLAST HER WITH PISS

Why do people keep saying this lately? Is this some kind of meme that I somehow missed?


OP, I say you should ride her best friend, her sister or her mam, whichever's more desperate.

bungler

grungepants wrote: »

Last night we had a fight in town about college asked me would i like a drink and i said ye and gf was all like no hes fine

College asked you did you want a drink? To be honest you sound like a bit of a tit and maybe she is right pal, as said before check your pants for 2 round objects

ballsymchugh

grungepants wrote: »

she explained that your supposed to by them a drink back i was being drunk and just said "FCUK YOU FCUK YOU FCUK YOU" and then walked off

excellent. it's our national hero to take over as supreme dictator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AE8zggy4Ng

itsallaboutheL

phasers wrote: »

Why do people keep saying this lately? Is this some kind of meme that I somehow missed?

Foul Bachelor Frog.... where have you been for the past two years?

Dermighty

grungepants wrote: »

So my gf said that i havent been respecting her personel life ie....

Waking up her flat mates at like 2:30am -4:00am by pressing the buzzer x 2 seperate times

Last night we had a fight in town about college asked me would i like a drink and i said ye and gf was all like no hes fine

she explained that your supposed to by them a drink back i was being drunk and just said "FCUK YOU FCUK YOU FCUK YOU" and then walked off

Ive spent the last day trying to call her,knock on her door,text her...

So i get in contact with her and she sais she's a bit too old for me....

HELP A.H. SOS SOS SOS

WHAT DO I SAY TO REDEEM MYSELF?

I'm glad she did that. You're a moron, and she's a fat bitch.

michael999999

You need to post her pics here so we can see if shes worth the hassle or not?

phasers

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Foul Bachelor Frog.... where have you been for the past two years?

I've been here! It's the only place that'll have me...

Irish_Elect_Eng

Personally I think that she's probably doing the right thing.

BTW, the too old thing was her attempt to let you down gently, in my experience age matters less to girls if they think that you are Mr. Right.

On the night of your fight, you behaved like an immature child, she knew that you had too much to drink and was trying to protect you from yourself. If I treated my wife like you treated your girlfriend on that night out she would probably leave me.

• Learn how to drink socially....No girl wants to be embarrassed by a drunk...
  
• Learn how to buy your round...No girl wants a tight-arse for a date...
  
• Learn how to treat women respectfully...No girl wants to be verbally abused in front of friends.

To echo a previous poster....grow up....and grow a pair...act like a man....a gentleman.

grungepants

damn they were right i was crucified and now i feel much worse

impending doom- thats what this feels like

Cook my sock

x2 on blast her with piss.

itsallaboutheL

phasers wrote: »

I've been here! It's the only place that'll have me...

i just shed a tear..

cml387

grungepants wrote: »

damn they were right i was crucified and now i feel much worse

impending doom- thats what this feels like

Are you Jebus?

Oh and by the way be careful taking personal advice from an electrical engineer.

Phoenix Park

Cook my sock wrote: »

x2 on blast her with piss.

Cold piss. As a metaphor, like, for how cold hearted she has been..

michael999999

She must have a fat ass if you have no pics of her up yet.Is that the real reason she dumped you, you criticised her fat ass!!

You deserve it so!

OutlawPete

Just say: "I made a mistake, I'm sorry but I'll leave you alone now and if you change your mind and wanna talk, call me."

Then get on with your life, if she doesn't call - forget her.

Now, gotta go - Agony Uncle Pete here has to go to the cinema .. alone

arybvtcw0eolkf

grungepants wrote: »

i was being drunk and just said "FCUK YOU FCUK YOU FCUK YOU"

mattjack

taser her or failing that phone brian cowen,he,s a good listener....so he is.

phasers

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just say: "I made a mistake, I'm sorry but I'll leave you alone now and if you change your mind and wanna talk, call me."

Then get on with your life, if she doesn't call - forget her.

Now, gotta go - Agony Uncle Pete here has to go to the cinema .. alone

If you see someone in the back row crying into their frozen fanta come over and say hello

TheZohanS

Your girlfriend was right. You need to take a few days to cop-on to yourself. Tell your girlfriend that you're sorry and leave it at that for a few days. By the sounds of it you don't really have the maturity to deal with a relationship, we were all there once.

From reading your post it seems as if the drink is a problem here, cut down on it for a while, sacrifice a few nights drinking with the boys and spend them with your g/f. If you're not willing to do that then cut her loose, there are plenty of guys that will treat her with respect...something that seems to be lacking here.

deathrider

Irish_Elect_Eng wrote: »

• Learn how to drink socially....No girl wants to be embarrassed by a drunk...
• Learn how to buy your round...No girl wants a tight-arse for a date...
• Learn how to treat women respectfully...No girl wants to be verbally abused in front of friends.

I think this is pretty much bang on the money. If these rules ain't played by, then when would she wanna stick around?

MagicSean

You need a get rich quick scheme for future relationships. From the sounds of it you won't be having much look with the ladies if all you have is that personality.

Metallergy

gungepants you can now focus on that twee indie chick you fantasized bout taking back to your bedist n banging til your banjo string snapped.

or was this the same girl?

Bowlardo

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

In a traditional AH manner i think you should

BLAST HER WITH PISS

Love piss?

Soby

grungepants wrote: »

I DONT KNOW WHAT TROLLING IS!! IM A NEWBIE!

Tell her this :P

stovelid

grungepants wrote: »

Waking up her flat mates at like 2:30am -4:00am by pressing the buzzer x 2 seperate times

Pressing her flatmate's buzzer once is bad news, but going back for second helpings...

deathrider

On a lighter note though, at least now you can get that Xbox you've secretly always wanted :pac:

Bloody Nipples

Kick her into the sun with your hydraulic leg.

Tar.Aldarion

listen to irish elect eng people, we know the score. you acted like a retard, leave her be.

Fremen

I remember you. You're the awful guy who's trying to deal with his "annoying parents" that are trying to make him go out and get a job.

What goes around comes around, pal.

homer simpson

OP? Location = Dundrum Like

GTFO like :pac: