Scum bag protocol...

x in the city

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

OutlawPete

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

No, well - none that are legal anyway.

Insect Overlord

Run as fast as you can.
They never follow too far.

Chris Martin

Throw in an ould "I rode your mother" usually sorts them out I think... ;P
Stay on the offensive...

Otherwise "Macky D's?"

Fight_Night

Are you familiar with the phrase ''If you can't beat them, join them''?

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

I find kicking their balls and legging it is a great way to get fit.

Tesco Massacre

Well, if a scumbag steps to me I usually don't hesitate to drop the mother****er. It's just how I roll.



Of course, the reality is that if a scumbag came up to me I'd mutter something unintelligible under my breath, run home, fantasise later on in bed how I could have kicked his ass if I had to, and everyone around would have applauded afterwards. I'd then cry into my favourite pillow.

Chris Martin

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I'd then cry into my favourite pillow.

So its not just me

claireeney

dont use your wallet, take your money out of your sock. store your fags in the other sock. complement them on their 140euro runners and their 10euro tracksuit bottoms. ask them where they got the hat on the back of their head. be pleasant but try say "f*ck" and "c*nt" as much as possible. do not compliment their mother/sister/horse. if they see through this throw your fags in one direction, your cash in the other and RUN!

squod

http://www.downfallguild.org/files/images/2cglf5v.jpg

TheZohanS

x in the city wrote: »

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

tl;dr: I had a Supermacs, pretty uneventful.

tommyhaas

claireeney wrote: »

complement them on their 140euro runners and their 10euro tracksuit bottoms.

This is a misconception that always irratates me. Its very rare you see a chav/scum bag/other stereotypical phrase/knacker wearing cheap tracksuit bottoms. Addidas/Nike tracksuit bottoms, which most of the above wear usually cost around €40, the full tracksuits usually about €80, and the Celtic gear is normally more. Not that thats expensive, but its certainly not €10

Aldebaran

Their vision is based on movement. If you stay perfectly still, they can't see you.

Copper23

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Don't hang out North Main Street?

Poor Uncle Tom

Hold the glock in your right hand while telling said scum to pay for your food, carry your food away in your left hand, kneecap one of the motherf***ers on your way out creating both confusion and entertainment for everybody. Job done.

PeterIanStaker

Put a rabid ferret down his sweatpants. They'll be tucked into his socks so the enraged animal won't be able to escape. And if it bites his balls off, future crime will have gone down.

the keen edge

Shit yourself.

I mean actually shit your pants, with any luck the foul stench emanating from your jocks should drive them away.

If this fails, start smearing your faeces all over your face while repeatedly chanting "mahogany gas pipes, mahogany gas pipes" or some other incomprehensible rubbish, in the hope that they will think you're a serious mentalist, and thus f*ck off away from around you.

Dravokivich

"falling down" is a great instructional video starring micheal douglas which demonstrates how to deal with such situations...

bonerm

Lot of tough guys on here tonight. It's a wonder all the scumbags aren't having nervous breakdowns from all these near-beatings they're just barely avoiding from keyboard warriors around the country.

Wrt to topic question, my own protocol in this regard is to simply stay out of Supermacs.

LambsEye

I once shouted the following at a knacker:

"You are awful. Desperate. You're the worst human in the world. I hate you, I hate everything about you. You're really, really awful. Horrible. Ugh. No, No just please, go away. No I'll leave."

It was a good rant.

He had been trying to chat me up and was being incredibly annoying/rude in what I assume was an attempt to act the "hard man." Generally being very handsy and inappropriate. The above rant was my response to his question: "What's your problem like byore? Jeeeeeeeeeeesssis."

Poor Uncle Tom

bonerm wrote: »

Lot of tough guys on here tonight. It's a wonder all the scumbags aren't having nervous breakdowns from all these near-beatings they're just barely avoiding from keyboard warriors around the country.

Wrt to topic question, my own protocol in this regard is to simply stay out of Supermacs.

Aawww, so cute, suffering from the Stockholms.....:D we must reclaim the terracotta streets I tells ya...

sligopark

x in the city wrote: »

and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order.......

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Yes hold up the newspaper ask him to read the front page headline ...

profer same newspaper for scumbag to take ...

scumbag confused and illiterate takes paper ...

you leave with grub and exit car park in car ...

beeping horn loudly so as to scare off his horse.

PeterIanStaker

Dravokivich wrote: »

"falling down" is a great instructional video starring micheal douglas which demonstrates how to deal with such situations...

May I also reccomend "Harry Brown" starring Michael Caine as an instructional video on how to deal with tracksuited scrotebags.

srfc19

x in the city wrote: »

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

?

I read that as : If he did I would have rammed him against the wall or my car,with pleasure I might add.

Rape is never the answer when dealing with scumbags.

sligopark

srfc19 wrote: »

Rape is never the answer when dealing with scumbags.

STDs come immediately to mind

AnonoBoy

So some lad was in Supermacs, he was most likely drunk, he caused you no hassle and here you are on boards writing a thread about it?

You scare way way too easily OP.

Seriously - it's time to toughen up and stop being so paranoid that every lad that you think is a bit rough is out to get you and your chips!

messymess

Tell them you think they're pretty hot and ask if they wouldn't mind going on a date with you sometime. The flattery will turn their mood right around. Then when you get their number just don't call them.

These people are just craving attention at the end of the day. If you give them the prospect of the love they're missing from their lives I think you'll find you'll get a much better reaction from them.

Now head back in there and report back.

kearney13

Don't get intimidated by them or show that your scared of them if anything intimidate them its what I would do

Kinetic^

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

/obligatory post about you not paying your bets in the soccer forum!

Orizio

x in the city wrote: »

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

...go to hillbillies - less room for scumbags, much better junk food.

longhalloween

If he starts anything just look at him with a glazed expression and say these exact words

'Dude, Im too high for this right now'.

I have no idea what this means but they all seem to understand.

RichieC

Schnackos prey on people they think are afraid of them. so dont show fear, if they staring at you stare at them back, they're made of paper due to being heroine junkies anyway.

fonecrusher1

Orizio wrote: »

...go to hillbillies - less room for scumbags, much better junk food.

Yeah i dunno why anybody goes into that sh!thole. Supermacs is always full of scum mutants. Hillbillies isn't that far away & the food is simply scrumptious.
The breast in a bun is so delicious i actually cry a little bit as im eating it. Someone will say ...are you ok? & i say have you been busy?

sligopark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

The breast in a bun is so delicious i actually cry a little bit as im eating it. Someone will say ...are you ok?

cry a little when you eat it?

class

fonecrusher1

sligopark wrote: »

cry a little when you eat it?

class

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself. The latter causes problems. Smelly bum bum for a start.

sligopark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself.

my nan used to do this too

fonecrusher1

sligopark wrote: »

my nan used to do this too

Yip, thats how good that breast in the bun is.

gimme

LambsEye

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yip, thats how good that breast in the bun is.

gimme

Dude. I had it tonight. Deadly. Absolutely DEADLY.

x in the city

Kinetic^ wrote: »

/obligatory post about you not paying your bets in the soccer forum!

love the way everyone follows my posts....:P

back to the scumbag, he was peering into my wallet and staring at me, and generally acting the maggot.

Of course if I told him to f*** off his scum bag maggot friends would have no doubt cornered me and I would be on a drip now after getting my head smashed on the pavement

take everything

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Protocol?
Yes, just let me check my Scum Management Manual.

fonecrusher1

x in the city wrote: »

he was peering into my wallet and staring at me

Maybe he was a male prostitute checking to see if you had enough money for a romantic encounter in your car? /loud saxophone music...

Metallergy

take everything wrote: »

.........

that is all.

sometimes you don't even have to have to chase them down, they just boldly offer emselves :eek: opportunity only comes n knocks ffs!


strip em starkers. dispose of carefully; do not burn. leave them with nothing but their virginity

bonerm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Maybe he was a male prostitute checking to see if you had enough money for a romantic encounter in your car? /loud saxophone music...

Or maybe he wanted the romance without the money?

x in the city

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well the deliciousness is kind of....overwhelming. Its either cry or sh!t & piss myself. The latter causes problems. Smelly bum bum for a start.

damn, such a fool i am...

didnt realise the north mall area around the gate was so full of scum mutants.


hillbillies do have good food, i just drove to supermacs as it was what came to mind.

xsiborg

a blank stare followed by the word "problem?", usually works for me, course the same strategy never works with chuggers, they attack from behind, and those that use a frontal assault are oblivious so far anyway to any kind of rebuke. almost to the point where i feel like instead of telling them where to shove their clipboard i want to physically assist them in getting it up there!

alas, its ok for them to assault my eardrums with their shreiks of "howya bud, ya got a few minutes?", one girl practically on my shoulder while doing so with her "hiyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!", but if i take offence to this behaviour, apparently im a horrible bastard. such as may be, but hey, i'll get over that!

Iguana Bob

the trick is to confuse them, you scream " whats the square root of 7? Go"
and run!!! they will soon realise its not 3.5 and the confusion will ware off
or
if you have something shiny wave it close to their face so the light gets their attention, then you throw it to one of the other scumbags and watch as scumbag 1's rage is missdirected to scumbag 2
and again run

El Horseboxo

I usually just carry a big black dildo with me that i stuff half way down the waist of my jeans. And when i feel anyone eyeing my up i lift up the shirt and give them a flash of it as i'm rubbing vaseline on my lips.

Iguana Bob

awww i just thought of a much better one. you let them beat you up so you are all distraught, battered and ashamed.
then you follow him home (or them the more the merrier).
then you kill his parents chop them up into mouth size pieces and make chilli out of then, you give it to him as a piece offering.
(sweet sweet tasty revenge)
later when you need to go to court for a double murder. you pleed temporary insanity and push the blame onto Trey Parker and Matt Stone for warping your fragil little mind.
few weeks in therapy and your home free

DOC09UNAM

Swift kick to the kick of the inside of the knee will take one down to about midrift level, then you can either knee him in the face, or punch him, dealers choice.

If there is more than one of them, run as fast as you can.

x in the city

scum usually come in packs tho, like the walking dead zombies

DOC09UNAM

x in the city wrote: »

scum usually come in packs tho, like the walking dead zombies

What do you consider scum? People who dress differently to you?