Scum bag protocol...

x in the city

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

OutlawPete

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

No, well - none that are legal anyway.

Insect Overlord

Run as fast as you can.
They never follow too far.

Chris Martin

Throw in an ould "I rode your mother" usually sorts them out I think... ;P
Stay on the offensive...

Otherwise "Macky D's?"

Fight_Night

Are you familiar with the phrase ''If you can't beat them, join them''?

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

I find kicking their balls and legging it is a great way to get fit.

Tesco Massacre

Well, if a scumbag steps to me I usually don't hesitate to drop the mother****er. It's just how I roll.



Of course, the reality is that if a scumbag came up to me I'd mutter something unintelligible under my breath, run home, fantasise later on in bed how I could have kicked his ass if I had to, and everyone around would have applauded afterwards. I'd then cry into my favourite pillow.

Chris Martin

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I'd then cry into my favourite pillow.

So its not just me

claireeney

dont use your wallet, take your money out of your sock. store your fags in the other sock. complement them on their 140euro runners and their 10euro tracksuit bottoms. ask them where they got the hat on the back of their head. be pleasant but try say "f*ck" and "c*nt" as much as possible. do not compliment their mother/sister/horse. if they see through this throw your fags in one direction, your cash in the other and RUN!

squod

http://www.downfallguild.org/files/images/2cglf5v.jpg

JG009

Flash of the langer should sort them.

TheZohanS

x in the city wrote: »

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

tl;dr: I had a Supermacs, pretty uneventful.

tommyhaas

claireeney wrote: »

complement them on their 140euro runners and their 10euro tracksuit bottoms.

This is a misconception that always irratates me. Its very rare you see a chav/scum bag/other stereotypical phrase/knacker wearing cheap tracksuit bottoms. Addidas/Nike tracksuit bottoms, which most of the above wear usually cost around €40, the full tracksuits usually about €80, and the Celtic gear is normally more. Not that thats expensive, but its certainly not €10

Aldebaran

Their vision is based on movement. If you stay perfectly still, they can't see you.

Copper23

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Don't hang out North Main Street?

Poor Uncle Tom

Hold the glock in your right hand while telling said scum to pay for your food, carry your food away in your left hand, kneecap one of the motherf***ers on your way out creating both confusion and entertainment for everybody. Job done.

PeterIanStaker

Put a rabid ferret down his sweatpants. They'll be tucked into his socks so the enraged animal won't be able to escape. And if it bites his balls off, future crime will have gone down.

the keen edge

Shit yourself.

I mean actually shit your pants, with any luck the foul stench emanating from your jocks should drive them away.

If this fails, start smearing your faeces all over your face while repeatedly chanting "mahogany gas pipes, mahogany gas pipes" or some other incomprehensible rubbish, in the hope that they will think you're a serious mentalist, and thus f*ck off away from around you.

Dravokivich

"falling down" is a great instructional video starring micheal douglas which demonstrates how to deal with such situations...

bonerm

Lot of tough guys on here tonight. It's a wonder all the scumbags aren't having nervous breakdowns from all these near-beatings they're just barely avoiding from keyboard warriors around the country.

Wrt to topic question, my own protocol in this regard is to simply stay out of Supermacs.

LambsEye

I once shouted the following at a knacker:

"You are awful. Desperate. You're the worst human in the world. I hate you, I hate everything about you. You're really, really awful. Horrible. Ugh. No, No just please, go away. No I'll leave."

It was a good rant.

He had been trying to chat me up and was being incredibly annoying/rude in what I assume was an attempt to act the "hard man." Generally being very handsy and inappropriate. The above rant was my response to his question: "What's your problem like byore? Jeeeeeeeeeeesssis."

Poor Uncle Tom

bonerm wrote: »

Lot of tough guys on here tonight. It's a wonder all the scumbags aren't having nervous breakdowns from all these near-beatings they're just barely avoiding from keyboard warriors around the country.

Wrt to topic question, my own protocol in this regard is to simply stay out of Supermacs.

Aawww, so cute, suffering from the Stockholms.....:D we must reclaim the terracotta streets I tells ya...

sligopark

x in the city wrote: »

and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order.......

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

Yes hold up the newspaper ask him to read the front page headline ...

profer same newspaper for scumbag to take ...

scumbag confused and illiterate takes paper ...

you leave with grub and exit car park in car ...

beeping horn loudly so as to scare off his horse.

PeterIanStaker

Dravokivich wrote: »

"falling down" is a great instructional video starring micheal douglas which demonstrates how to deal with such situations...

May I also reccomend "Harry Brown" starring Michael Caine as an instructional video on how to deal with tracksuited scrotebags.

srfc19

x in the city wrote: »

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

?

I read that as : If he did I would have rammed him against the wall or my car,with pleasure I might add.

Rape is never the answer when dealing with scumbags.

sligopark

srfc19 wrote: »

Rape is never the answer when dealing with scumbags.

STDs come immediately to mind

AnonoBoy

So some lad was in Supermacs, he was most likely drunk, he caused you no hassle and here you are on boards writing a thread about it?

You scare way way too easily OP.

Seriously - it's time to toughen up and stop being so paranoid that every lad that you think is a bit rough is out to get you and your chips!

messymess

Tell them you think they're pretty hot and ask if they wouldn't mind going on a date with you sometime. The flattery will turn their mood right around. Then when you get their number just don't call them.

These people are just craving attention at the end of the day. If you give them the prospect of the love they're missing from their lives I think you'll find you'll get a much better reaction from them.

Now head back in there and report back.

kearney13

Don't get intimidated by them or show that your scared of them if anything intimidate them its what I would do

Kinetic^

x in the city wrote: »

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

/obligatory post about you not paying your bets in the soccer forum!

Orizio

x in the city wrote: »

So in Cork earlier supermacs was full of scum, right on the counter about a dozen of them,

I went up and did my order and some f|cker was looking at me, and bladdering away but I just ignored him and walked to get a newspaper and waited for my order...

he was still moping around but still about 5 feet from me...:rolleyes:

I got my order paid for it (while scum stares into my wallet) and left, half expecting said scum bag to follow me..

If he did I would have rammed him against the wall with my car, with pleasure I might add.

My brother said to always ignore the f|ckers or sit against a wall so not as to let them go behind you..

is there any other protocol to adhere to when dealing with scum.?

...go to hillbillies - less room for scumbags, much better junk food.