If You Had One Nuclear Bomb.....

UsernameInUse

....What, Who Or Where Would You Blow Up?

I would get on a plane and let that bastard loose over Ireland.

Hopefully, people would forget about it soon enough.

The shame.

Logical Fallacy

Wow, another thread about hating Ireland.

Original.

Tallon

This thread

TeddyTedson

I wouldn't blow anywhere up but,
I'd put it in concrete and dump it in the sea, like they do with waste Uranium.

Dr. Baltar

1. Sell To Highest Bidder
2. Realise that Guilt is for small people who run out of excuses
3. ???????
4. Profit!

DazMarz

One of either two places:

-The Vatican City
-Mecca


The two most evil, fetid hearts of the two most evil, fetid religions in the world today.

There or Old Trafford...:D

whatsamsn

Ok not to sound like a nerd

But i would get a 'Davy Crockett' (if it worked) and launch it up a few miles in the sky :P and watch the emp baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khyZI3RK2lE

Kerikosan

For some reason "India" was the first thing that popped into my head...

I dont know why

Mahatma coat

Antarctica.

Feckin Smug Bastardin Penguins, They has it coming.

TeddyTedson

Just had a personality change.
Bomb the moon. It's fecking stuupid

TheUsual

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I am evil

Probably TeddyTedson - just because.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB6Fa_pJqRQ

TeddyTedson

TheUsual wrote: »

Probably TeddyTedson - just because.

Well that's not nice,
You're misquoting me

But if you did, it might go something like this :pac::pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdtwizIiMQ

Pauleta

Mecca

TheUsual

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But if you did, it might go something like this :pac:

Or this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzoLUzwMMI

scudzilla

PARIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIPBXXW0zns

Irish Guitarist

If I had a nuclear bomb I'd put it in the microwave to see what would happen. I have a feeling it would be almost as bad as microwaving tinfoil.

jackiebaron

Cork

Ledger

Yore Ma.

Orando Broom

Riyadh.

enda1

Put it into space an set it off at a safe altitude, but still visible to us on earth (if that's possible). Could make one HELL of a firework!

FatherLen

dunno but wherever i dropped it i would be on top of it waving a cowboy hat!!!!

Mr. Presentable

Somalia

seamus

I'd use it to annihilate Jerusalem.

Then maybe all the major religions can unite to just hate me instead of eachother and the world can move out of the dark ages.

orourkeda

Pat Kenny.

Jet Black

Your gaff. I know where you live

Le King

Israel.

neilthefunkeone

Any of the trade union offices..

Dravokivich

Dr. Baltar wrote: »

1. Sell To Highest Bidder
2. Realise that Guilt is for small people who run out of excuses
3. ???????
4. Profit!

you've already profited at step 1...

Plazaman

I would sit it in the middle of the front garden and run it to one of those big ass red buttons just inside the front window where I could terrorise the neighbours through a loudspeaker..... "Mrs Duffy, if your dog shi+s on my lawn again, I'll blow this sucker".... "Mr Smith, if your ba$tard kids hit my window again with a football, the neighbourhood is gone"..... and so on and so forth

CreepingDeath

Invest in gold, then blow up Fort Knox.

Follow through on GoldFingers plan.

humanji

I wouldn't care where it was dropped as long as I could do a Slim Pickens on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

rednik

Tehran. Right in the front door of madmud minabud.

Angron

humanji wrote: »

I wouldn't care where it was dropped as long as I could do a Slim Pickens on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

Spectacular way to go really.

GavRedKing

N.Korea or Jedward.

minidazzler

I'd go for Hiroshima, Nagasaki or Chernobyl, for the lulz!

ClutchIt

UsernameInUse wrote: »

....What, Who Or Where Would You Blow Up?

I would get on a plane and let that bastard loose over Ireland.

Hopefully, people would forget about it soon enough.

The shame.

You'd blow up Ireland?

There is nothing dreadfully wrong with this country. The main annoying thing is people like you complaining all the time.

Wagon

The place where they keep the boards.ie servers.

No offence OP, its not your thread. It's the whole bloody site.

Ledger

Wagon wrote: »

The place where they keep the boards.ie servers.

No offence OP, its not your thread. It's the whole bloody site.

so why are you still here so?

FatherLen

humanji wrote: »

I wouldn't care where it was dropped as long as I could do a Slim Pickens on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

you stole my answer god dammit. it would be badass though

johnmcdnl

why would you blow up ireland - 99% of the people in ireland are actually grand in the greater scheme of things - we're not religious fanatics in general - we don't want to kill every other race on the planet - we're in general grand

yeah a good few ***** right at the top but sure ya get that everywhere - still not good enough reason to kill every irish person yano

Sprrratt

Bank of Ireland, Dame St/Temple Bar (whatever that walkway is called) on top of those 12 year olds stomping their tiny feet.

thebigbiffo

is there any other choice except to hold washington to ransom

i think not:cool:

Wagon

Ledger wrote: »

so why are you still here so?

glad you asked.

I tried to close the damn account down a few weeks ago. Had to email someone and ask them personally. Was ignored. Which is **** because ive been using it for about 3 years now and ive gotten into the habit of checking. I've replaced the shortcut in the favourites bar with www.truelad.com and that helped for a while. Sadly, i came on here looking for advice on computery things, and while the lads in were pretty sound, i clicked on After Hours just in case there was a good thread. There was, i read it, i laughed. And now i log on to see if there is anything good. Back to square one

Ledger

Wagon wrote: »

glad you asked.

I tried to close the damn account down a few weeks ago. Had to email someone and ask them personally. Was ignored. Which is **** because ive been using it for about 3 years now and ive gotten into the habit of checking. I've replaced the shortcut in the favourites bar with www.truelad.com and that helped for a while. Sadly, i came on here looking for advice on computery things, and while the lads in were pretty sound, i clicked on After Hours just in case there was a good thread. There was, i read it, i laughed. And now i log on to see if there is anything good. Back to square one

sure jus do like everyone else do and dont click into the ones you dont want to read.:rolleyes:

Wagon

Ledger wrote: »

sure jus do like everyone else do and dont click into the ones you dont want to read.:rolleyes:

Yeah see, i do that! but the unfortunate thing is that the ones that look good, go to shíte by the third page or something.

I need your help. Can't you recognise a person in need?

draylander

I'd drop it on the Cayman islands and any other tax havens i could find. I know I sure as hell wont lose money doing it

Ledger

Wagon wrote: »

Yeah see, i do that! but the unfortunate thing is that the ones that look good, go to shíte by the third page or something.

I need your help. Can't you recognise a person in need?

Yes, but I'm just one man, what can one man do??



Too dramatic?

Wagon

Ledger wrote: »

Yes, but I'm just one man, what can one man do??



Too dramatic?

no no, keep it up. lets make it into an Argentinean soap opera.

You said you loved me...YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

queenorganiser

I'd ring Jack Bauer and challenge him....

Ledger

Wagon wrote: »

no no, keep it up. lets make it into an Argentinean soap opera.

You said you loved me...YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU I WAS DRUNK!! You, your sister, SAME THING!

Wagon

Ledger wrote: »

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU I WAS DRUNK!! You, your sister, SAME THING!

If only she could have heard you say that. You said the same thing after the car crash, which you caused! It's always a line!