What will i say for my 1000th post?

Fittle

Trying to decide what my 1,000th post will be....:D

Will I go on to parenting and get banned from it again? (imagine, a mammy getting banned from parenting:eek:)....Will I try soccer, and get told to 'f$ck off, you're a woman!' as has kinda happened.....wat did yis do?

weiland79

derp.

Duggy747

Offer the people of After Hours sex on your 1000th post, that'll get their attention.

Cook my sock

why not quit at 994, you had a good run.

AnonoBoy

Fittle wrote: »

imagine, a mammy getting banned from parenting:eek:)..

Must mean you're a crap Mammy.

flyton5

hehehehe...I was gonna say make my dinner. But Biko might ban me again. :eek:


Start your own thread on Conspiracy Theories...

Kimono-Girl

its 1000 posts, not a major achievement, why do people make a big deal over thanks/post counts....its quality not quantity that counts! :pac:

Mint Sauce

These kind of posts usally result in one of the forum mods knocking a few post counts off.

Mint Sauce

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

its 1000 posts, not a major achievement, why do people make a big deal over thanks/post counts....its quality not quantity that counts!

Because we're all post/thank count whores.

Fittle

irish-stew wrote: »

These kind of posts usally result in one of the forum mods knocking a few post counts off.

Aw crap! Shouldn't have opened my mouth...

Piriz

why dont you look after your kids for a change...
















(only jokin)

Kimono-Girl

irish-stew wrote: »

Because we're all post/thank count whores.

but you can't be!

thats my job

Mint Sauce

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

but you can't be!

thats my job

Thats not the impression I got 5 posts ago.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

you say it best when you say nothing at all

TeddyTedson

If you wait like an hour we can have a joint 1000th post

pickarooney

And then a post 1000th joint

J K

A picture tells a thousand words.
A naked picture for a thousand posts.

Kimono-Girl

irish-stew wrote: »

Thats not the impression I got 5 posts ago.

its called protecting my industry...



and forgetting the smiley!

Irish Guitarist

Start a thread in the music forum about Thousand by Moby.

deisedevil

Fittle wrote: »

Will I try soccer, and get told to 'f$ck off, you're a woman!' as has kinda happened

When did that happen?

TeddyTedson

Wait for me!!!!!!!

pow wow

999 + 1

tommyhaas

On the basis that its taken me just under 3 years to reach 726 posts, I reckon my thousandth post will be something along the lines of 'Happy New Year'

nevaeh-2die-4

you should say ok boards, i will be logging off now im going to be a parent to my childern , im not going to spend my day on this website anymore.

i reckon that would be a great 1,000 post.

pow wow

tommyhaas wrote: »

On the basis that its taken me just under 3 years to reach 726 posts, I reckon my thousandth post will be something along the lines of 'Happy New Year 2014'

fyp.

Tar.Aldarion

all your posts are belong to me

Morlar

If I was an admin I would reset everyone back 0.

TeddyTedson

Maybe post over in the cuckoos nest, or at least have a look over there anyway.

pickarooney

deisedevil wrote: »

When did that happen?

Yeah, I'd be interested, and uninmpressed, to see that post myself.

Fittle

deisedevil wrote: »

When did that happen?

I've put a few threads up in Soccer coz I've a little fella who's soccer mad, and I'm clueless, and the lads over there have been great:D

But someone started commenting the last time that I should just use google or wikepedia for my questions, coz they were a bit dumb (a thread title had been 'Soccer for dummies'....) - I got the impression he thought the Soccer forum was only for articulate, intelligent individuals who know alot about Soccer... and not for mammies who want to find out what the offiside rule is:rolleyes:

It was only one person...the rest of the lads are great over there:D

pickarooney

I'm baffled as to how you equate that, admittedly mean-spirited, response to the Soccer Forum telling you to 'f$ck off, you're a woman!' but how and ever, four posts to go, the pressure is on.

1,000 means nothing. The only real milestone is 10,000. Get to there and then we'll talk!

dr.bollocko

hmm.
Should I, shouldn't I...

FreudianSlippers

For your 1000th post you should tell me what to say for my 10,000th post.

At this rate I should be there in 3 months.

Wompa1

I say start a thread in the business section that just says Buy low sell high

AnonoBoy

As a point of interest - you refer to yourself almost constantly as a 'Mammy' Fittle, what did you call yourself before you had kids?

OutlawPete

dr.bollocko wrote: »

hmm.
Should I, shouldn't I...

Do the opposite

tommyhaas

AnonoBoy wrote: »

As a point of interest - you refer to yourself almost constantly as a 'Mammy' Fittle, what did you call yourself before you had kids?

Fanny?

Kiera

Fanny-flaps.

mikemac

Fittle wrote: »

..Will I try soccer, and get told to 'f$ck off, you're a woman!' as has kinda happened.

The offside thread?

Ah no, you got great help and the crew over there were very helpful.

Just one lad thinking he was smart and dismissive. You did it right and ignored him, there's always one!

ejmaztec

Fittle wrote: »

Aw crap! Shouldn't have opened my mouth...

That sounds familiar:(

Mint Sauce

dr.bollocko wrote: »

hmm.
Should I, shouldn't I...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqDYcCDOTg

Fittle

pickarooney wrote: »

I'm baffled as to how you equate that, admittedly mean-spirited, response to the Soccer Forum telling you to 'f$ck off, you're a woman!' but how and ever, four posts to go, the pressure is on.

Well, he was being a right twat, and while he didn't say those exact words to me...it was pretty clear that was what he meant. Anyway, I love Soccer..it's my favourite part of boards these days:D

I regret starting this thread now...it's gonna be such an anti-climax in a few more posts:(

Pace2008

Fittle wrote: »

Well, he was being a right twat, and while he didn't say those exact words to me...it was pretty clear that was what he meant. Anyway, I love Soccer..it's my favourite part of boards these days:D

I regret starting this thread now...it's gonna be such an anti-climax in a few more posts:(

I'm not sure how tongue-in-cheek you're being, but despite being brief your OP smacks of victim complex so I'd have to wonder about the level of disparity between your interpretation of these "inexact" words and the actual intent behind them.

" I Live in Beaumont, how dare they try to ban me from the Dublin forum!"

Fittle

Pace2008 wrote: »

I'm not sure how tongue-in-cheek you're being, but despite being brief your OP smacks of victim complex so I'd have to wonder about the level of disparity between your interpretation of these "inexact" words and the actual intent behind them.

" I Live in Beaumont, how dare they try to ban me from the Dublin forum!"

You've lost me.

TeddyTedson

Fittle wrote: »

You've lost me.

We're one post away how exciting.
What are you going to do!!!!?????

tony 2 tone

Fittle wrote: »

You've lost me.

Might be talking about this statement

Will I go on to parenting and get banned from it again? (imagine, a mammy getting banned from parenting:eek:)

TeddyTedson

I'm going to reach it before the OP

FreudianSlippers

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm going to reach it before the OP

Better feckin hurry.

tony 2 tone

OisinT wrote: »

Better feckin hurry.

Don't encourage him!

TeddyTedson

My 1000th post is going to be so disappointing seeing as I can't make a thread. I might have to seek refuge in the Cuckoos Nest.....or perhaps the Thunder Dome!!