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opening a takeaway

GuessWho2009 · 2011-01-17 12:40:49

hey im opening a takeaway on tuam road soon, but struggling to find a name. any ideas. mainly gonna consist of pizza and burgers and chips,

17-01-2011 01:40PM

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hey im opening a takeaway on tuam road soon, but struggling to find a name. any ideas. mainly gonna consist of pizza and burgers and chips,

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#2 17-01-2011 01:53PM

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Burger Land

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#3 17-01-2011 01:59PM

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Foodlicious, Buger Kong, Food Tastic, Grab A Bite, The TakeAway, Larry's, Food4U, PizzaBurgerChipPalace, Burger Palace, Food Palace, Chips&Stuff, Burgers&Stuff, Pizza&Stuff, FoodLand..etc.

I could go on and on.....

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#4 17-01-2011 02:12PM

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Good Galway Grub?

What's your name, surname? A lot of places have their name in it (or a made up name)
Look at the golden pages online for Ireland or other places (London etc) for takeaway/restaurant and you'll get loads of ideas.

on a slightly related note why is it 'four star pizza', why not five star pizza?

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#5 17-01-2011 02:15PM

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Play on heritage. Food of the Tribesman, The Tribesman, Tribesman Takeaway.

Btw, if you use any of these, you owe one of us a takeaway!

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#6 17-01-2011 02:18PM

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dinneenp wrote: »

why is it 'four star pizza', why not five star pizza?

Because some pikey stole one of the stars outside the shop and so then it became four star pizza.

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Goodburger

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#8 17-01-2011 04:06PM

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#9 17-01-2011 04:13PM

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Krusty Burger

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#10 17-01-2011 04:20PM

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Joebits wrote: »

Because some pikey stole one of the stars outside the shop and so then it became four star pizza.

LOL INFRACTION

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#11 17-01-2011 04:22PM

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#12 17-01-2011 04:45PM

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DRakE wrote: »

LOL INFRACTION

Srs? I've seen loads of people on here talk about 'knackers', 'tinkers' and so on and never get infracted.

Pikey is probably the least offensive 'slang' term you could use anyway, most people don't even use it to refer to Members of the Travelling Community®

On a completely unrelated note, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies

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#13 17-01-2011 04:47PM

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Tasty Burgers.

Or Tashty-macs.

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#14 17-01-2011 04:47PM

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Fionn MacCool wrote: »

Srs? I've seen loads of people on here talk about 'knackers', 'tinkers' and so on and never get infracted.

Pikey is probably the least offensive 'slang' term you could use anyway, most people don't even use it to refer to Members of the Travelling Community®

Following on from that, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies

How come you didnt just get a warning for saying all those 'bad language' words?

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Fionn MacCool wrote: »

On a completely unrelated note, call it Dirty Filthy Chipsies

+ 1

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#16 17-01-2011 04:48PM

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# 9. Do not use derogatory terms when referring to members of racial, ethnic or cultural groups..

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#17 17-01-2011 04:49PM

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Crusty Burger.

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#18 17-01-2011 05:06PM

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Shamburgers

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#19 17-01-2011 05:07PM

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Any fish been served?? Codfather, Fanny Haddock, (you're name) Plaice.

Or The hungry Hoor!!! Theres one in Athlone i think... Bun In the oven...

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#20 17-01-2011 05:08PM

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biko wrote: »

Shamburgers

Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think

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#21 17-01-2011 05:26PM

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Caliden wrote: »

Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think

Who gives a f**k about vegetarians??

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#22 17-01-2011 05:33PM

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is it an Italian chipper? Or just a regular one..if it's Italian stereotype the crap out of it

Viechenzo Carbones ah' big a pizza pies and ah da other crap

Or nod to The Simpsons Luigis Rissoto
South Park: Bucha daFagachinnis

On a more serious note I prefer something like Joes, Vinnies...unless do you want to go for a theme?

Star Burgers? pictures of dead celebrities?

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#23 17-01-2011 05:34PM

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Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Burger
got a nice ring to it

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#24 17-01-2011 05:41PM

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Wompa1 wrote: »

Star Burgers? pictures of dead celebrities?

Don't know about you but I'd rather not tuck into a kebab while staring at what's left of Kurt Cobain's head.

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#25 17-01-2011 05:46PM

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I'm the opposite. I like my kebabs loaded with lettuce, kebab sauce and morbid fascination of was he really as miserable as he seemed?

Obvious answer=Yes

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#26 17-01-2011 06:02PM

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Caliden wrote: »

Would be a bit offensive to a certain group of minorities I think

Isn't that just how everyone from Tuam refers to themselves? That what my Tuam friends call themselves anyway.
Thought it was appropriate since it's on Tuam road.

If inappropriate I'll remove it of course.

Tuam = sham
Milltown = scan
Dunmore = shaft

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#27 17-01-2011 06:32PM

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biko wrote: »

Isn't that just how everyone from Tuam refers to themselves?

Only cause they all are... :pac:

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#28 17-01-2011 06:38PM

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#29 17-01-2011 07:06PM

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#30 17-01-2011 07:17PM

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baldbear wrote: »

Any fish been served?? Codfather, Fanny Haddock, (you're name) Plaice.

Or The hungry Hoor!!! Theres one in Athlone i think... Bun In the oven...

By chance I was in Athlone at the weekend. It's called De Mad Hoor but close enough. I had a cheese burger which was lovely. Except they put garlic mayo on it for some reason. OP, don't do that Kthxbye.
There's one in the north called For Cod and Ulster. Mightn't go down too well here.

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#31 17-01-2011 07:25PM

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

There's one in the north called For Cod and Ulster. Mightn't go down too well here.

Nothing like a battered Loyalist

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