HOW OFTEN DO YOU DO GET DOWN AND DIRTY??

Lol26

Hello people :D
So how often do you get down and dirty....One a day, twice a day, or once a week, etc.....Details...

As often as possible ;);)

Son Of A Vidic

Peeps?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

What? Like depressed in a coal shed or something?

Lol26

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Peeps?

Oh sorry I meant PEOPLE..

Lol26

Salvador Pitiful Pumice wrote: »

What? Like depressed in a coal shed or something?

Hmmm yes a coal shed or where ever..;) If that's what your into..

Smeggy

Never a day...

Sometimes never a week

Son Of A Vidic

Is there a mud fetish? because I thought I had them all.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Co Down?

Absurdum

the **** you talkin bout?

TeddyTedson

Lol26 wrote: »

Hello peeps :D
So how often do you get down and dirty....One a day, twice a day, or once a week, etc.....Details...

As often as possible ;);)

Sick

Agricola

Sex with a woman or wankin off like?

RonMexico

Whenever the farmer is away.

Lol26

Agricola wrote: »

Sex with a woman or wankin off like?

Either..;)

Lol26

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Sick

Eh why is this sick?? Explain yourself

af_thefragile

Eh.. like this???

Pighead

Whats with all the winking Lol26? Is this some sort of weird facial tic that overcomes you during the act of lovemaking? Pighead wouldn't like to end up in bed with you. All that winking nonsense would definitely put him off. It would be like making love to Popeye.

foxinsox

details? :rolleyes:

you do know you can look at p0rn on the internet!

Ruu_Old

Mind your own flippin' business. Go and find someone to gossip with next door! :mad::mad::mad:

darragh16

At least 6-12 times a day. By the end I'm shootin dust...

Joe10000

Down AND dirty, maybe try the front door.

Lol26

Pighead wrote: »

Whats with all the winking Lol26? Is this some sort of weird facial tic that overcomes you during the act of lovemaking? Pighead wouldn't like to end up in bed with you. All that winking nonsense would definitely put him off. It would be like making love to Popeye.

Ok I wont again I thought you might like it...

Absurdum

ok OP pics or off with your head

Agricola

You want to know how often I **** off and the details of that?

Duurty!

PM me your number








thats a joke, i dont want it

Lol26

Ruu wrote: »

Mind your own flippin' business. Go and find someone to gossip with next door! :mad::mad::mad:

Looks like your not getting any!!

TheZohanS

Lol26 wrote: »

Looks like your not getting any!!

Do you live with your boyfriend?

Lol26

foxinsox wrote: »

details? :rolleyes:

you do know you can look at p0rn on the internet!

I dont do porn I just do my BF, thanks for your suggestions..

Rawhead

The missus need only pop out of the room for 5 minutes and i have the pants around the ankles, painters drop cloth down and i'm pulling myself cross eyed.

Married life is great.

chicken fingers

Asking the sexless masses of AH about sex! :eek:

Agricola

chicken fingers wrote: »

Asking the sexless masses of AH about sex! :eek:

Screw you buddy! :mad: I had sex back in '09 and it was with a woman too!

Agricola

Rawhead wrote: »

The missus need only pop out of the room for 5 minutes and i have the pants around the ankles, painters drop cloth down and i'm pulling myself cross eyed.

Married life is great.

Username = Explained!

Shryke

I'm horny now ffs, I'll have to sex myself.

hondasam

Lol26 wrote: »

Hello peeps :D
So how often do you get down and dirty....One a day, twice a day, or once a week, etc.....Details...

As often as possible ;);)

I get down as often as possible but I try not to get dirty while Im down there.

AckwelFoley

Sex is complicated. Normally it takes preparation, hours, sometimes even days.

I sometimes need to hide, wait, i need to lower my metabolic rate to the point that i can say in hiding under the cover of darkness with food or water for some time whilst not expending the energy i will need when the target enters the room.

She opens the door, im hiding, waiting behind the door, its latem im about to pounce, this is my time, all this work is about to pay off! Just befor the point of attack, she walks over to the bed with her back to the door where i am ready to strike and she says... Brian - are you looking for a ride again? You can if ya want - but im menstruation.


Grrrrrrr... FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Hope those details suffice

stripysocks85

Nothing like going for a good aul roll around in the mud. Ah yes. Happy as a pig in muck! Definitely once a day if I can manage it.

Lol26

snyper wrote: »

Sex is complicated. Normally it takes preparation, hours, sometimes even days.

I sometimes need to hide, wait, i need to lower my metabolic rate to the point that i can say in hiding under the cover of darkness with food or water for some time whilst not expending the energy i will need when the target enters the room.

She opens the door, im hiding, waiting behind the door, its latem im about to pounce, this is my time, all this work is about to pay off! Just befor the point of attack, she walks over to the bed with her back to the door where i am ready to strike and she says... Brian - are you looking for a ride again? You can if ya want - but im menstruation.


Grrrrrrr... FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Hope those details suffice

Tell her get her act together and satisfy her man..

iPlop

4 times a week at least for the last 10 years (except when the painters are in),I am a horny bollocks ,I have a horn that could bate a donkey out of a sand pit most nights ,love it:pac:

Lol26

Agricola wrote: »

Username = Explained!

Looks like hes getting too much action

WIZE

Lol26 wrote: »

Tell her get her act together and satisfy her man..

OP do you take it up the arse ?

TeddyTedson

This guy knows how to have wild sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUFd9LbD290

Lol26

WIZE wrote: »

OP do you take it up the arse ?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Ouch

Novella

Lol26 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Ouch

Is that a no? If so, maybe you should get your act together and satisfy your man! :P

grungepants

ppfffff wankin is for people who play the x-box,watch snooker and play online poker....

having said that i had one last night....couldnt sleep,felt tence...

WIZE

well?

Agricola

OP, the spirit of this forum is that you would fill us in on how you yourself "get down and dirty" and then after providing us with examples we will all then spill the beans (so to speak) on our own sex lives.

Either that or you'll be made fun of for providing **** material for all.
Win win all round really.

Lol26

Novella wrote: »

Is that a no? If so, maybe you should get your act together and satisfy your man! :P

My man is satisfied gave him one earlier, hence why Im on this right now..

Hyperbullet

Lol26 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Ouch

You've got the usual reaction down...ya must do...

TheZohanS

Lol26 wrote: »

My man is satisfied gave him one earlier, hence why Im on this right now..

Do you live with him Lol?

Haven't for a few years now.

WIZE

Lol26 wrote: »

My man is satisfied gave him one earlier, hence why Im on this right now..

where is your bf now . is he gone for a pint

Pighead

Lol26 wrote: »

My man is satisfied gave him one earlier, hence why Im on this right now..

As old Chinese wise man says: It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Don't think you've fully thought this through Lol26.

iPlop

Lol26 wrote: »

My man is satisfied gave him one earlier, hence why Im on this right now..

The welding rod will be awake later ,just turn to the side and take his t-shirt for the

spunk