I dont care about your kids **Rant alert**

reverenddave

EDIT:::I should point out that i read this on another forum
these are not my words

SERIOUSLY !!!

I just spent the last 3 hours in a doctors waiting room with about 15 mothers with their kids and each and every one of the was in a ****ing competition to see who could bore me to death the quickest almost every woman there were saying how great the kids were !!!!
Why the **** to parents do this, bragging about their kids like they're the next ****ing Steven hawking, and insist on telling everyone they meet ESPECIALLY people who dont give a flying **** about it, ESPECIALLY ME
seriously shut the **** up i could not care less about your ****ing kids,

i don't care if Callum used the potty for the first time today
I don't care if Jessica took off her socks all on her own
i don't care if little Gregory smiled for the first time today
i don't care if Jazzabel farted and the laughed

i don't care if Franklyn was walking in the kitchen and then fell and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again,and then he picked up the Wii remote and pointed it at the screen as if he was trying to play even though the TV was off and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again

i don't care if Adam said his first word today (unless it was something interesting like ''I think i've just discovered a cure for the common cold'')
i don't care if Josie done big fat poopies
i don't care if Megan pointed out the window and looked at the cat and then said ''cat''


why do people do this it's very ****ing IRRITATING


RANT OVER

ghosttown

Not very Reverend like are you ?:)

4zn76tysfajdxp

reverenddave wrote: »

I just spent the last 3 hours in a doctors waiting room

bragging about their kids like they're the next ****ing Steven hawking

Sounds really serious.

Lighten up.

hondasam

we dont care that you dont care.

ever hear of ear plugs ?

rant over

Pawpad666

Get an Ipod.

stevejr

Were those Mothers actually talking to you or did you overhear the conversations? What's your problem if they weren't talking to you?

Rockery Woman

I love when parents keep the first tooth/curl/ used-nappy in a little box for the kid to see when they grow up! Or they get the little shoes copper coated..

... its marvellous what they can do these days:pac:

jester77

oh oh, sounds like someone didn't get the results they were expecting, hope it wasn't an STD!

chin_grin

Worst thing is, what I've dubbed, the oestro-noise.

You'll hear it when they see a baby/puppy/something cute.

The most annoying sound known to man.

problemchimp

"Mammy, Reverenddave is at the computer again"!

stevejr

jester77 wrote: »

oh oh, sounds like someone didn't get the results they were expecting, hope it wasn't an STD!

Maybe he'll never have to worry bout having kids himself:pac:

reverenddave

chin_grin wrote: »

Worst thing is, what I've dubbed, the oestro-noise.

You'll hear it when they see a baby/puppy/something cute.

The most annoying sound known to man.

OH Yeah the really high pitched
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thats the one isn't it

TheZohanS

reverenddave wrote: »

OH Yeah the really high pitched
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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thats the one isn't it

One of these days you'll have kids yourself, then you'll understand. :rolleyes:

..understand that you need to get away and leave them all alone whilst you go for tapas and a session...

NoDice

.... Ahem..... Surely the grown woman didn't ACTUALLY say "big fat poopies"..... SURELY, you're just so angry you're editing the story a little bit to sound more exciting......... "Big fat poopies".. No... I just can't imagine it.....

Like seriously, a lovely woman like below doting over her kids wouldn't actually say that, no matter how mad about their kids they were. It's a bit ghey that you did; especially because you're so angry.... Big fat poopies....

Mint Sauce

even worse is getting strangers to control your kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxQhLZ5bMyQ

Interceptor

TheZohan wrote: »

One of these days you'll have kids yourself, then you'll understand. :rolleyes:

..understand that you need to get away and leave them all alone whilst you go for tapas and a session...

Damn you Zohan - i was just going to say that. OP, I propose you come back here when you and your mate have spawned and give us an update. Did you get a lump in your throat when the doctor handed you the waxy goo covered pink thing? Were you genuinely proud when its sh1te was the right colour beacuse it was being breast fed?

We all said what you said, we all changed. Watch this space...

'cptr

MarkR

So, you were perving on sick kids. Not cool.

NoDice

I also bet there were only a couple of mums in the waiting room and everything was silent and awkward like in a normal waiting room and all the mums can talk about is their kids because they're all staring at them and there's nothing else to look at/talk about..

And you're the little angsty teenager dressed in black in the corner with your hood pulled up and your eyes narrowedand shifty whilst they, now and again, chirp "Uh oh, little Charlie won't share with your little girl"....

Humph.

tricky D

Give it a few decades and they'll have similar feelings about a rambling incontinent old man and why they have to subsidise your pension.

mikom

SERIOUSLY !!!

I just spent the last 3 hours in an After Hours thread with about 15 posters with one OP and each and every one of them was in a ****ing competition to see who could bore me to death the quickest!!!!

JohnathanM

tricky D wrote: »

Give it a few decades and they'll have similar feelings about a rambling incontinent old man and why they have to subsidise your pension.

In fairness now he'll have a spent a fair bit of tax paying for their allowances, right up to an including a degree in watching Countdown.

bronte

Epic rant OP.
I had to leave a doctor's waiting room yesterday because of the amount of bloody kids in there. The fecking noise of them. Thought my head would explode.

phasers

You people need to invest in some kind of portable media player

bronte

You can still see them though.

Kimono-Girl

irish-stew wrote: »

even worse is getting strangers to control your kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxQhLZ5bMyQ

try quoting Dara O Briain after he had his kids..... :P


he became one of us

LambsEye

I completely agree. I loathe children. They're sticky and loud and generally unpleasant.

I loathe more, mother's talking about their children. I really, really don't care about your awful, awful child.

"Is she the most beautiful baby?"
- She's alri.

mumto3

When you are out in public you have no choice but to put up with other peoples conversations,it could be worse you could have to listen to the 'and i was like' 'and then he was like' crap us parents have to put up with,get over it!!and for the person that said they hate children,eh...i think you will find you were,at one time,one yourself,how hypocritiacal!!!!

Giselle

LambsEye wrote: »

I completely agree. I loathe children. They're sticky and loud and generally unpleasant.

I loathe more, mother's talking about their children. I really, really don't care about your awful, awful child.

"Is she the most beautiful baby?"
- She's alri.

Its okay to hate kids, but if you said you hated puppies there'd be a queue of posters outraged at the sentiment.

I just don't understand how people can be so intolerant of kids and say they hate them all, even though you don't know them all.

veryangryman

I bet you spent that whole time thinking "I cant wait to get on boards to vent this"

Just beat the kids up and move on with your life

veryangryman

Giselle wrote: »

Its okay to hate kids, but if you said you hated puppies there'd be a queue of posters outraged at the sentiment.

I just don't understand how people can be so intolerant of kids and say they hate them all, even though you don't know them all.

True - theyre not all little fecks - some are actually quite pleasant to be around

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

I completely agree. I loathe children. They're sticky and loud and generally unpleasant.

I loathe more, mother's talking about their children. I really, really don't care about your awful, awful child.

"Is she the most beautiful baby?"
- She's alri.

Giselle wrote: »

Its okay to hate kids, but if you said you hated puppies there'd be a queue of posters outraged at the sentiment.

I just don't understand how people can be so intolerant of kids and say they hate them all, even though you don't know them all.

To be fair, owners of puppies don't ring me to tell me their puppy just made the cutest little fart noise. And they're so cuuuuuuuute.

Ok perhaps I should rephrase: I am entirely intolerant of children, all children. It in unfair to say I hate them all, as I don't know them all. Nothing about spending time with any child that I have so far encountered in my life, appeals to me.

the purple tin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqtcb66Yeyo

Giselle

I hate dogs, I hate the noises they make, I don't even want to see them and I hate the way their owners think their dogs are great. Shut up about your dog, I don't want to know and I'm not interested.

Dogs are disgusting and should be banned from anywhere people who don't like dogs might be. They smell, and they aren't special and if you think they are you're stupid. If you want to have dogs, just make sure they're kept well away from me.

I was in the park yesterday and I had to leave because of the amount of dogs there, playing and barking. I loathe them all and I'm intolerant of any aspect of them and nothing about them appeals to me.



See how unreasonable it sounds when its not children you're talking about?

I love dogs btw:)

TPD

Rockery Woman wrote: »

I love when parents keep the first tooth/curl/ used-nappy in a little box for the kid to see when they grow up! Or they get the little shoes copper coated..

... its marvellous what they can do these days:pac:

People keep a babies first shitty nappy? That's fucking disgusting!

LambsEye

Giselle wrote: »

I hate dogs, I hate the noises they make, I don't even want to see them and I hate the way their owners think their dogs are great. Shut up about your dog, I don't want to know and I'm not interested.

Dogs are disgusting and should be banned from anywhere people who don't like dogs might be. They smell, and they aren't special and if you think they are you're stupid. If you want to have dogs, just make sure they're kept well away from me.

I was in the park yesterday and I had to leave because of the amount of dogs there, playing and barking. I loathe them all and I'm intolerant of any aspect of them and nothing about them appeals to me.



See how unreasonable it sounds when its not children you're talking about?

I love dogs btw:)

Dude, if you hated* dogs and those were your sentiments I wouldn't say they were unreasonable at all!

*Note, I want to stop using "hate." It's too strong a term, as is "loathe" which I erroneously previously used.

I completely agree. I loathe children. They're sticky and loud and generally unpleasant.

I loathe more, mother's talking about their children. I really, really don't care about your awful, awful child.

This was a sweeping statement made in response to a rant on an internet thread. It expresses a heightened version of my real views.

Also, I am speaking in a broad sense. I do not instantly dislike every child I meet on principal, I just don't want to spend time with them or hear about the stuff they do.

I shouldn't be vilified because I am intolerant of children. I never act upon my intolerance, nor do I attempt to turn anyone on to my way of thinking. I don't enjoy spending time in a child's company, nor does the thought of having one appeal to me. These are all choices that I am at liberty to make.

bronte

Giselle wrote: »

I hate dogs, I hate the noises they make, I don't even want to see them and I hate the way their owners think their dogs are great. Shut up about your dog, I don't want to know and I'm not interested.

Dogs are disgusting and should be banned from anywhere people who don't like dogs might be. They smell, and they aren't special and if you think they are you're stupid. If you want to have dogs, just make sure they're kept well away from me.

I was in the park yesterday and I had to leave because of the amount of dogs there, playing and barking. I loathe them all and I'm intolerant of any aspect of them and nothing about them appeals to me.



See how unreasonable it sounds when its not children you're talking about?

I love dogs btw:)

You're quite entitled to not like them
I know plenty for people that don't.

Giselle

bronte wrote: »

You're quite entitled to not like them
I know plenty for people that don't.

I'm not getting at anyone personally, I'm just making the point that its more socially acceptable to be intolerant of kids and vocal about it, than it is to be of dogs.

You're entitled to be revolted/indifferent/entranced by kids, I just don't get the almost hysterical need to rant about how much they can't stand them that some people have.

I don't have kids, before anyone assumes thats why I'm not puking in my pocket at the thought of them.

LambsEye

Giselle wrote: »

I'm not getting at anyone personally, I'm just making the point that its more socially acceptable to be intolerant of kids and vocal about it, than it is to be of dogs.

You're entitled to be revolted/indifferent/entranced by kids, I just don't get the almost hysterical need to rant about how much they can't stand them that some people have.

I don't have kids, before anyone assumes thats why I'm not puking in my pocket at the thought of them.

I'd say I'd agree with you there. But that is because the divide between people who don't like kids and people who do is so enormous.

It's actually kind of a paradox in society, it is and it isn't acceptable to hate kids.

E.g. Someone brings their dog to your house, you let them know you don't likl dogs, chances are they'd be cool with it. Someone brings their four year old to your house and you say you don't like kids, then you are considered a horrible person.

Thus the need to rant about it (especially on anonymous forums,) derives from a reaction to the above situation. Many of us get to a stage of our lives where our friends and siblings are having children and we are expected to coo and listen and not mind when their child scibbles on our lovely wallpaper.

So we take to the boards!

bronte

Giselle wrote: »

I'm not getting at anyone personally, I'm just making the point that its more socially acceptable to be intolerant of kids and vocal about it, than it is to be of dogs.

Oh we'll have to disagree there.
You should try being a non-fan of kids.
People look at you like you have three heads if you so much as mention in passing that they're not really your thing.
One delightful individual told me I was mentally ill because I didn't fawn over them.
In my experience the hysteria is quite on the opposite side.

hogflem

reverenddave wrote: »

EDIT:::I should point out that i read this on another forum
these are not my words

SERIOUSLY !!!

I just spent the last 3 hours in a doctors waiting room with about 15 mothers with their kids and each and every one of the was in a ****ing competition to see who could bore me to death the quickest almost every woman there were saying how great the kids were !!!!
Why the **** to parents do this, bragging about their kids like they're the next ****ing Steven hawking, and insist on telling everyone they meet ESPECIALLY people who dont give a flying **** about it, ESPECIALLY ME
seriously shut the **** up i could not care less about your ****ing kids,

i don't care if Callum used the potty for the first time today
I don't care if Jessica took off her socks all on her own
i don't care if little Gregory smiled for the first time today
i don't care if Jazzabel farted and the laughed

i don't care if Franklyn was walking in the kitchen and then fell and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again,and then he picked up the Wii remote and pointed it at the screen as if he was trying to play even though the TV was off and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again

i don't care if Adam said his first word today (unless it was something interesting like ''I think i've just discovered a cure for the common cold'')
i don't care if Josie done big fat poopies
i don't care if Megan pointed out the window and looked at the cat and then said ''cat''


why do people do this it's very ****ing IRRITATING


RANT OVER

Who moved the rock!!!!!

kelle

Having been surrounded by younger siblings while growing up and being a mini-parent, I developed a dislike of anything to do with children once I experienced a childfree life in my twenties and realised what I had missed out on. My husband married me believing we would never have children.

But I ended up changing my mind when I reached my thirties, now have 3 children and I love them to bits! But I don't bore people to death with details of everything they do, I'm fully aware what interests me about them is for other people like watching paint dry!

PhysiologyRocks

I like kids.

But I hate the argument of 'you were a child once'.

I don't see the logic.

Nobody has to like everyone who is something that they once were.

up for anything

Rockery Woman wrote: »

I love when parents keep the first tooth/curl/ used-nappy in a little box for the kid to see when they grow up! Or they get the little shoes copper coated..

... its marvellous what they can do these days:pac:

You'd absolutely dote on me then. I've kept the little bits of dried up umbilical cord that dropped off their navels when they were ten days old. Anybody can keep teeth, hair or copper coated shoes!

RichieC

Just be creepy like me and they won't talk to you

Latchy

reverenddave wrote: »

EDIT:::I should point out that i read this on another forum
these are not my words

SERIOUSLY !!!

I just spent the last 3 hours in a doctors waiting room with about 15 mothers with their kids and each and every one of the was in a ****ing competition to see who could bore me to death the quickest almost every woman there were saying how great the kids were !!!!
Why the **** to parents do this, bragging about their kids like they're the next ****ing Steven hawking, and insist on telling everyone they meet ESPECIALLY people who dont give a flying **** about it, ESPECIALLY ME
seriously shut the **** up i could not care less about your ****ing kids,

i don't care if Callum used the potty for the first time today
I don't care if Jessica took off her socks all on her own
i don't care if little Gregory smiled for the first time today
i don't care if Jazzabel farted and the laughed

i don't care if Franklyn was walking in the kitchen and then fell and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again,and then he picked up the Wii remote and pointed it at the screen as if he was trying to play even though the TV was off and then fell again and then got up again and then fell again and then got up again

i don't care if Adam said his first word today (unless it was something interesting like ''I think i've just discovered a cure for the common cold'')
i don't care if Josie done big fat poopies
i don't care if Megan pointed out the window and looked at the cat and then said ''cat''


why do people do this it's very ****ing IRRITATING


RANT OVER

To whoever wrote this I say you have a serious phycological problem and nobody really gives a flying fook that you dont care but most importantly '' STAY THE FCUK AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLES KIDS '' :mad:

Sigh .....Rant over

LambsEye

Latchy wrote: »

To whoever wrote this I say you have a serious phycological problem and nobody really gives a flying fook that you dont care but most importantly '' STAY THE FCUK AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLES KIDS '' :mad:

Wooooooooah. Accusing someone of having "a serious phycological problem," and then absolutely losing your rag on an internet thread is a leeeeetle bit incongruous no?

Yawns

well, when in AH....

flahavaj

Rockery Woman wrote: »

I love when parents keep the first tooth/curl/ used-nappy in a little box for the kid to see when they grow up! Or they get the little shoes copper coated..

... its marvellous what they can do these days:pac:

What kind of animals keep a sh*tty rag in a box and think their kids will appreciate it when its produced twenty years later?

Humans eh!

bronte wrote: »

Epic rant OP.
I had to leave a doctor's waiting room yesterday because of the amount of bloody kids in there. The fecking noise of them. Thought my head would explode.

Your head exploding ???
The kids would have loved that!

Latchy

LambsEye wrote: »

Wooooooooah. Accusing someone of having "a serious phycological problem," and then absolutely losing your rag on an internet thread is a leeeeetle bit incongruous no?

Irony with incongruous posts is very much a part of life in AH ...as you''ll discover