I have never.....

sponsoredwalk · 15-01-2011 05:33AM

... listened to Led Zeppelin backwards, claimed there were secret references
to the devil, believed all of the things my imagination had created & then
been so physically scared of LP's that I had to create the compact disc to
soothe my fears & get out of the tissue boxes replacing my shoes leaving
them in the special disinfected area of the fortress.

Joe10000 · 15-01-2011 05:44AM

been mistaken for the messiah, just a very naughty boy.

af_thefragile · 15-01-2011 05:48AM

thought this is exactly what I should be doing right now...

James T Kirk · 15-01-2011 07:09AM

I have never worn pants.

lil'bug · 15-01-2011 03:21PM

I have never worn James T Kirk's pants either

Lust4Life · 15-01-2011 05:05PM

Rode a Waterbuffalo in the pouring rain
on a summer night in beautiful Spain

Star Lord · 17-01-2011 12:38PM

I have never danced with the devil by the pale moonlight... contrary to popular belief.

SparkyTech · 17-01-2011 12:57PM

Ive never eaten meat.

/Chicken
/Chicken

cyberwolf77 · 17-01-2011 01:05PM

I have never strangled a coworker on the clock.

Shiminay · 17-01-2011 02:25PM

...shoved a banger up anyone's arse at Halloween. It's not clever, it's not funny and some thing it's quite obscene.

Star Lord · 20-01-2011 01:53PM

I have never killed somebody and put their head on a spike to warn others off.

sensibleken · 20-01-2011 02:01PM

I have never befriended a retarded migit. Its not big and its not clever

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2011 02:53AM

taken it up the bum.

johnboysligo · 21-01-2011 03:31AM

I've never given it up the bum. Hey TeddyTedson.... what cha doing tonight?

TeddyTedson · 21-01-2011 04:21AM

johnboysligo wrote: »

I've never given it up the bum. Hey TeddyTedson.... what cha doing tonight?

Lul, I'm flattered :pac:

Ditch · 21-01-2011 11:18AM

Actually, I'm with the op: I've never seen Star Wars either.

Couple of months ago though, I did see Dances With Wolves. Couldn't see what all the fuss had been about.