How Do You Rate Your Intelligence?

starbelgrade

Clearly, it's a subjective question, but how do you rate your own intelligence?

Are you a braniac, as dumb a box of nails, or somewhere inbetween?

Terry

I'm super, thanks for asking.

Jumpy

duh.

My name is URL

9 inches

FreudianSlippers

Not as thick as most people

Smarter than the average bear.

jimmycrackcorm

Stupendipuflous - I alone know this word - the rest of you are stupid.

easyeason3

Lots of potential that is wasted. I could be a brain rocket scientist if I wanted to. But I don't.

Dwaegon

Average

I am so smart! I am so smart! S. M. R. T. I mean S. M. A. R. T!

Ruu_Old

Over 9000.

Micky Dolenz

I don't understand the question.

anniehoo

Average

I can still get the conundrum on Countdown drunk after the pub...actually that just makes me a nerd

stovelid

Thick cunt.

easyeason3

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

starbelgrade

Average

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

It's AH. The land of the disturbed.

FreudianSlippers

Not as thick as most people

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

Yeah, isn't "mongo" short for Mongoloid?

stevejr

Average

anniehoo wrote: »

I can still get the conundrum on Countdown drunk after the pub...actually that just makes me a nerd

You watch Countdown after the Pub? I know what I watch.........:p

starbelgrade

Average

OisinT wrote: »

Yeah, isn't "mongo" short for Mongoloid?

Mongo don't underst.. underst.. und.. understaaaaaa.. aaaaa. aaaaaaagggh.

MONGO DON'T KNOW!

alwaysadub

I only drag the knuckles on one hand

I could probably be smarter if i wasn't so lazy..

GLaDOS

Average

It appears average isn't the average

admiralofthefleet

mongo like candy

Mint Sauce

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

So am I, its not an atari jaguar option.

stovelid

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

It should be only be used in the summertime.

stevejr

Average

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mongo don't underst.. underst.. und.. understaaaaaa.. aaaaa. aaaaaaagggh.

MONGO DON'T KNOW!

Relax there Mongo, no point hurting yourself...........:D

Princess Peach

Not as thick as most people

Public polls make me laugh :pac:

I gots me a 1.1 degree recently. Bathing in pride

Mint Sauce

stevejr wrote: »

You watch Countdown after the Pub? I know what I watch.........:p

Deal or no deal?

alwaysadub

I only drag the knuckles on one hand

stovelid wrote: »

It should be only be used in the summertime.

That's a mango you're thinking of.:pac:

Catsmokinpot

I only drag the knuckles on one hand

I'm about average, I think most people that say they are smarter are probably just average too, they're just not ignorant. there's a difference between stupidity and ignorance.

starbelgrade

Average

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

BOHtox

Average

There's 4 things in life I'm terrible at; reading, writing and counting

figarofigaro

I'm definitely well above average intelligence. Just like everybody else would tell you if you asked them.

Pighead

Not as thick as most people

anniehoo wrote: »

I can still get the conundrum on Countdown drunk after the pub...actually that just makes me a nerd

And an alcoholic! Countdown starts at 3.30 in the PM!

Regarding the question at hand, Pighead would describe himself as moderately super intelligent. Definitely the smartest in After Hours and probably in the top five on boards.

Would love to have a brain off with seamus. That's one smart guy. If it were possible, Pighead would make love with seamus to create the cleverest baby this world has ever seen.

RockinRolla

It depends as what you define as "intelligence".

Advanced in our Government laid out curriculum? Or enlightened to the fact that the American and European Union has been supporting oppressive administrations in the Middle East and Africa to secure our grip on the world? The fact that one man has the power to print money, devaluing the currency so cost of living rises, inflation and interest rates, more taxes to fund primarily a death machine also known as the military which is were 51% of revenue goes in America and these are the people that control the world?

Or how about the fact that people have become zombies watching television, believing everything it throws at us is gospel even though its owned by secretive corporations. Or the fact that Obama's cabinet are passing new legislation where nobody has read the thing - resulting in biologically engineered food, i.e - insect genes are mixed with vegetable genes to cut costs to create the food we eat today.

So, yeah...are you talking about this kind of intelligence or the ability to understand a map?

starbelgrade

Average

BOHtox wrote: »

There's 3 things in life I'm terrible at; reading, writing and counting

It appears you can count just fine.

Even better than you can edit!

messymess

I know I'm very intelligent .... mainly due to the fact that I find it difficult to score on a consistent basis.

stevejr

Average

irish-stew wrote: »

Deal or no deal?

That Porn?

stevejr

Average

RockinRolla wrote: »

It depends as what you define as "intelligence".

Advanced in our Government laid out curriculum? Or enlightened to the fact that the American and European Union has been supporting oppressive administrations in the Middle East and Africa to secure our grip on the world? The fact that one man has the power to print money, devaluing the currency so cost of living rises, inflation and interest rates, more taxes to fund primarily a death machine also known as the military which is were 51% of revenue goes in America and these are the people that control the world?

Or how about the fact that people have become zombies watching television, believing everything it throws at us is gospel even though its owned by secretive corporations. Or the fact that Obama's cabinet are passing new legislation where nobody has read the thing - resulting in biologically engineered food, i.e - insect genes are mixed with vegetable genes to cut costs to create the food we eat today.

So, yeah...are you talking about this kind of intelligence or the ability to understand a map?

Hmmm let me guess what option you chose...........:pac:

Pighead

Not as thick as most people

messymess wrote: »

I know I'm very intelligent .... mainly due to the fact that I find it difficult to score on a consistent basis.

Stephen Hawkins laughs at your assumption that cleverness = loneliness.

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http://vondrook.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/hawkings-women2.jpg

Johro

Not as thick as most people

Pighead wrote: »

And an alcoholic! Countdown starts at 3.30 in the PM!

Regarding the question at hand, Pighead would describe himself as moderately super intelligent. Definitely the smartest in After Hours and probably in the top five on boards.

Would love to have a brain off with seamus. That's one smart guy. If it were possible, Pighead would make love with seamus to create the cleverest baby this world has ever seen.

Piglethead.

anniehoo

Average

Pighead wrote: »

And an alcoholic! Countdown starts at 3.30 in the PM!

Im almost embarrassed to say,but i have to prove my point so here goes.Theres also repeats at ridiculous times of the night i.e. 3am for drunken nerds like meself and/or geeky insomniacs.

Id challenge you to a brain off anyday Pighead. Me thinks you're all talk and no action

starbelgrade

Average

RockinRolla wrote: »

It depends as what you define as "intelligence".

Advanced in our Government laid out curriculum? Or enlightened to the fact that the American and European Union has been supporting oppressive administrations in the Middle East and Africa to secure our grip on the world? The fact that one man has the power to print money, devaluing the currency so cost of living rises, inflation and interest rates, more taxes to fund primarily a death machine also known as the military which is were 51% of revenue goes in America and these are the people that control the world?

Or how about the fact that people have become zombies watching television, believing everything it throws at us is gospel even though its owned by secretive corporations. Or the fact that Obama's cabinet are passing new legislation where nobody has read the thing - resulting in biologically engineered food, i.e - insect genes are mixed with vegetable genes to cut costs to create the food we eat today.

So, yeah...are you talking about this kind of intelligence or the ability to understand a map?

Let me guess, you didn't understand the question?

sink

I only drag the knuckles on one hand

I always find these polls interesting because they clearly demonstrate the common bias of Illusory superiority.

Almost always without fail a far greater number than 50%, often close to 95% of people believe they're of average intelligence or above. While this poll isn't a scientific sample of the population at large it still is effective at showing how common it is for people rate themselves above their peers.

Son Of A Vidic

easyeason3 wrote: »

Am I the only one disturbed by the last choice in the poll?

Wrong with what me?

kerryman12

Average

Princess Peach wrote: »

Public polls make me laugh :pac:

I gots me a 1.1 degree recently. Bathing in pride

they give those things out like candy these days, ever heard of dumbing down!! :P

Seriously - that is some achievement, no one can ever take it away from you

ascanbe

anniehoo wrote: »

I can still get the conundrum on Countdown drunk after the pub...actually that just makes me a nerd

The conundrum just drinks at home with you afterwards? It doesn't go to the pub with you?

KeithM89_old

Average

I won a credit union school quiz in 5th class so id say pretty damn smart....:cool:

stevejr

Average

sink wrote: »

I always find these polls interesting because they clearly demonstrate the common bias of Illusory superiority.

????????????

Think I'lll go dowgrade myself now..........:(

messymess

sink wrote: »

I always find these polls interesting because they clearly demonstrate the common bias of Illusory superiority.

Almost always without fail a far greater number than 50%, often close to 95% of people believe they're of average intelligence or above. While this poll isn't a scientific sample of the population at large it still is effective at showing how common it is for people rate themselves above their peers.

So what option did you choose?

partyatmygaff

RockinRolla wrote: »

It depends as what you define as "intelligence".

Advanced in our Government laid out curriculum? Or enlightened to the fact that the American and European Union has been supporting oppressive administrations in the Middle East and Africa to secure our grip on the world? The fact that one man has the power to print money, devaluing the currency so cost of living rises, inflation and interest rates, more taxes to fund primarily a death machine also known as the military which is were 51% of revenue goes in America and these are the people that control the world?

Or how about the fact that people have become zombies watching television, believing everything it throws at us is gospel even though its owned by secretive corporations. Or the fact that Obama's cabinet are passing new legislation where nobody has read the thing - resulting in biologically engineered food, i.e - insect genes are mixed with vegetable genes to cut costs to create the food we eat today.

So, yeah...are you talking about this kind of intelligence or the ability to understand a map?

Someone needs to add a poll option for "His honour, the Enlightened One".

starbelgrade

Average

sink wrote: »

I always find these polls interesting because they clearly demonstrate the common bias of Illusory superiority.

Almost always without fail a far greater number than 50%, often close to 95% of people believe they're of average intelligence or above. While this poll isn't a scientific sample of the population at large it still is effective at showing how common it is for people rate themselves above their peers.

Your post is crap.

This one is miles better.

anniehoo

Average

ascanbe wrote: »

The conundrum just drinks at home with you afterwards? It doesn't go to the pub with you?

Either i need to move down a few notches in that poll or you need to explain that a bit better.Ye wha now?

Princess Peach

Not as thick as most people

KeithM89 wrote: »

I won a credit union school quiz in 5th class so id say pretty damn smart....:cool:

I was also on the primary school quiz team!

And the secondary school Irish, science and math quiz teams. :cool: