In Trouble!!

Iguana Bob

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out, it was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

af_thefragile

fap??

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Iguana Bob wrote: »

ooo my god, you are so stupid

Just keep running that through your mind and you'll know what to do.

mixed up

I hope to god she's gorgeous she can't use a george foreman and then gives out because you laugh at her :eek:

Cheap Thrills!

Iguana Bob wrote: »

Ok, i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend; for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responSe to her question.
She was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. I slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my God, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
She proceded to moan: can't remember what she said. I tuned out, I was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
I told her I was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

Yeah, I'm sure she's mortified.

Fizman

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out i was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

Obviously.

Iguana Bob

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Yeah, I'm sure she's mortified.

oh no my grammer, that really hurts my feelings,
im sure there is a perfect english thread somewhere, you should go there.

Jesus Wept

My toaster and dishwasher beep. It's annoying.

The toast isn't even done when it beeps, it's on the max setting but still beeps and pops after a pathetically short amount of time and has to be put on again.

Hank Scorpio

is this the big brother forum? wtf is wrong with u

Links234

She should dump your ass

Dionysus

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out i was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

Honest suggestion: Forget about anonymous wasters on the internet at 3.44am and value a real person in your life. Or leave them now. Never tell somebody, especially somebody close to you, that they're stupid. Hurtful insults often last for much longer that you might have intended. On so many levels, it's actually a really stupid thing to say.

Cheap Thrills!

Iguana Bob wrote: »

oh no my grammer, that really hurts my feelings,
im sure there is a perfect english thread somewhere, you should go there.

Iguana Bob wrote: »

i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid

Well, Iguana Bob I guess it goes to show -being patronising and judgemental and hypocritial is not so clever after all.

Chucky the tree

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out, it was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

**** note ****** if your a pedantic fag see post 5 for the grammatically correct version,

Probably moaning about the fact she's going out with some 16 year old girl from D4.

Iguana Bob

Chucky the tree wrote: »

Probably moaning about the fact she's going out with some 16 year old girl from D4.

thanks for the guess but neither of those, you may have a point if i said o.m.g. maby next time

Dionysus wrote: »

Honest suggestion: Forget about anonymous wasters on the internet at 3.44am and value a real person in your life. Or leave them now. Never tell somebody, especially somebody close to you, that they're stupid. Hurtful insults often last for much longer that you might have intended. On so many levels, it's actually a really stupid thing to say.

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Well, Iguana Bob I guess it goes to show -being patronising and judgemental and hypocritial is not so clever after all.

my god thought id get a few funny replies for a bit of entertainment, i wasnt actually being serious with her and thankfully she knows that.
yous need to relax a bit. would have posted in the parenting of religion thread if i wanted a life lesson

Cheap Thrills!

Iguana Bob wrote: »

thanks for the guess but neither of those, you may have a point if i said o.m.g. maby next time






my god thought id get a few funny replies for a bit of entertainment, i wasnt actually being serious with her and thankfully she knows that.
yous need to relax a bit. would have posted in the parenting of religion thread if i wanted a life lesson

So, to cut a long story short; you can give it but you can't take it.

AH HAS SPOKEN!!!


TAKE HIM DOWN!! :mad::mad::mad:

abouttobebanned

So let me just get this right....AFTER HOURS - serious issue - make jokes about it. Humourous issue - take it too seriously. That's about it right?

Cheap Thrills!

abouttobebanned wrote: »

So let me just get this right....AFTER HOURS - serious issue - make jokes about it. Humourous issue - take it too seriously. That's about it right?

Yes, your honour!!!

AH verdict? :cool::pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out, it was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

**** note ****** if your a pedantic fag see post 5 for the grammatically correct version,

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

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" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

Can't quite put my finger on it

" ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.

mixed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBxUWSxcq8

fonecrusher1

What an obnoxious prick....of a post.

Tar.Aldarion

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What an obnoxious prick....of a post.

what a cock...of a good idea

Iguana Bob

Jesus seriously humourless people here tonight

Lust4Life

OP, your lady is either very dim or very strong.
Difficult to tell which.... but such words, even said in jest still have the power to sting and hang in the air long after the aroma of dinner has faded.


Well! Perhaps I ought to take a trip to PI and see what puzzles I can piece together there!

Caitlinn

Links234 wrote: »

She should dump your ass

I second this!

MrStuffins

is this xxChloexx's boyfriend?

mixed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc8XI6C3VBQ

Iguana Bob

Caitlinn wrote: »

I second this!

Unlikely
She is not one of you ultra sensitive types and has the ability to take a simple slagging.

MrStuffins

Iguana Bob wrote: »

Unlikely
She is not one of you ultra sensitive types and has the ability to take a simple slagging.

Forget the slagging bit, her boyfriend is on the internet at 5:34am.

She needs to get herself a boyfriend with a job!

Common as...

Iguana Bob wrote: »

Unlikely
She is not one of you ultra sensitive types and has the ability to take a simple slagging.

Oh my God you're so stupid.


























I think this is a perfectly accetable response to you're posts.
AAAh Only Slaggin:rolleyes:

Iguana Bob

MrStuffins wrote: »

Forget the slagging bit, her boyfriend is on the internet at 5:34am.

She needs to get herself a boyfriend with a job!

It's 5:34 in Ireland, not where I am and apart from that it's now Saturday.
I also do have a job

JupiterKid

Well, OP, I'd be careful about making that remark to your girlfriend the next time she uses a George Foreman grill because you could well find that she will be grilling sausage...yours!!:eek:

MadPatrick

Are you still going to show her the responses to prove that she overreacted?

MrStuffins

So, you honestly called a girl stupid and are surprised she isn't happy?

Really dude, this is a joke. Nobody who knows THAT little about girls has a girlfriend!

Einhard

Iguana Bob wrote: »

Jesus seriously humourless people here tonight

No, just wasn't very funny really.

Iguana Bob

Yea I'll show her and she will have a great time sayin I told you so,
My first post probably make is sound a bit worse than it is, yous should all put your pitch forks away and relax

stoneill

So - did it beep?

TheZohanS

stoneill wrote: »

So - did it beep?

Mine beeps...well rings actually, like an old school alarm. I think his girlfriend had a genuine question there, can't see this relationship lasting.

ebixa82

What are the odds the OP is sporting an abercrombie hoody and beany hat?

El Siglo

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out, it was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

**** note ****** if your a pedantic fag see post 5 for the grammatically correct version,

Pics or GTFO.

hondasam

Iguana Bob wrote: »

ok i got moaned at the other night by my girlfriend for what i thought was a perfectly acceptable responce to her question.
she was in the kitchen cooking something on a george foreman, she turned to me and asked if this thing will beep when its done. i slowley turned around and looked at here and said in my most condescending voice i could muster " ooo my god, you are so stupid" and walked out of the room.
she proceded to moan cant remember what she said i tuned out, it was something like, "that is so Bla Bla bla bla and so on"
i told her i was gonna put this on boards to see what others would say about it

**** note ****** if your a pedantic fag see post 5 for the grammatically correct version,

I think you are confused with who is stupid here but It sure as hell is not your gf.

EverEvolving

My boyfriend called me stupid once.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Micky Dolenz

EverEvolving wrote: »

My boyfriend called me stupid once.

I ate his beans

nice :P