Bored as f**k

markwho

Me and my girlfriend are bored as ****e, we have 11 quid to our name, we've already had sex like a dozen times. We're in maynooth, we have a car.
Is there anything to do? free or otherwise...

phasers

Go pick flowers with the other gays

FreudianSlippers

Russian roulette.

admiralofthefleet

go dogging in the priest college

top laup

have sex in the car, its free and different!

Kasabian

Go dogging.

Edit: good man Admiral.

KeithM89_old

Play monopoly...

bonerm

Murder-Suicide pact.

kerryman12

Go have sex again ffs

Edit:We all got that one together

thee glitz

get a pitcher for 9quid down the mantrap

cson

You're not fooling anyone.

Go and have your 13th **** of the day.

longhalloween

Drive out to Sandymount strand, look at the stars... (dogging, 11 euro bag of yokes, sure its a Friday!)

Kasabian

If your GF is still bored after 12 roides your doing it wrong.

markwho

phasers wrote: »

Go pick flowers with the other gays

done

OisinT wrote: »

Russian roulette.

done

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

go dogging in the priest college

Kasabian wrote: »

Go dogging.

Edit: good man Admiral.

top laup wrote: »

have sex in the car, its free and different!

and done x8 :P

arybvtcw0eolkf

markwho wrote: »

Me and my girlfriend are bored as ****e, we have 11 quid to our name, we've already had sex like a dozen times. We're in maynooth, we have a car.
Is there anything to do? free or otherwise...

This is sad, but I'm in the same boat - and playing 'word association' via texts!

Gummy Panda

Play soggy biscuit with her

El Weirdo

Do her in the brown.

cson

Kasabian wrote: »

If your GF is still bored after 12 roides your doing it wrong.

Maybe he's counting each thrust as a ride? :pac:

johnnysexsmith

Drive over to my place and I will do your bird you can watch if you want. PM me for address

Fizman

Anal.

And don't give her a heads up either.

The boredom will disappear fairly quickly then let me tell you.

markwho

Kasabian wrote: »

If your GF is still bored after 12 roides your doing it wrong.

she's mad for it, what can i say. I have to stop at this stage though, all thats coming out now is a little flag on a stick with bang written on it. That cant be healthy

bonerm

Make it a bakers dozen and put a bun in her oven.

Kasabian

Keanu Reeves is on Graham Norton's show, should be rivetting.

Kasabian

markwho wrote: »

she's mad for it, what can i say. I have to stop at this stage though, all thats coming out now is a little flag on a stick with bang written on it. That cant be healthy

She's not real is she? :eek:

admiralofthefleet

Fizman wrote: »

Anal.

And don't give her a heads up either.

The boredom will disappear fairly quickly then let me tell you.

then give her a dirty sanchez

Fizman

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

then give her a dirty sanchez

Followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.

GTE

Go have a shag on the railway line and do yer best to finish up before the goods train rolls though.

chicken fingers

a surprisingly high number of people are recommending dogging.

Howjoe1

let the air out of your "girlfriend" and go for a run.

dan185

Fizman wrote: »

Anal.

And don't give her a heads up either.

The boredom will disappear fairly quickly then let me tell you.

yeah but his arse will be in bits

Son Of A Vidic

Kasabian wrote: »

If your GF is still bored after 12 roides your doing it wrong.

And perhaps to quickly also.

markwho

johnnysexsmith wrote: »

Drive over to my place and I will do your bird you can watch if you want. PM me for address

I like this idea, I'll rent her out to you. That way i can drink and play xbox or something tonight.
I'm really out of ideas. Feck all on tv, nothing to do, and no money.
Any more idears?

TeddyTedson

wear a dildo and make her give you head.

Fizman

bbk wrote: »

Go have a shag on the railway line and do yer best to finish up before the goods train rolls though.

Double Entendre if ever I saw one.

lazernuts

Play the 'slap your Dick repeatedly off her face and see if she can bite it' game.. good family fun

YouTookMyName

You never said how much petrol/diesel you had in the car....

bluto63

Tell her you've been seeing someone else behind her back. Then after a massive fight let her know you were only joking. Sure to waste a couple of hours.

markwho

YouTookMyName wrote: »

You never said how much petrol/diesel you had in the car....

A full tank.

johnnysexsmith

markwho wrote: »

I like this idea, I'll rent her out to you. That way i can drink and play xbox or something tonight.
I'm really out of ideas. Feck all on tv, nothing to do, and no money.
Any more idears?

She can't stay the night and I've no xbox or any other console so you will have to hang around till I am done

YouTookMyName

Should have only filled half a tank and gone the cinema on the money you saved.

Ponster

Siphon the petrol out of the car, pour onto rag and sniff with plastic bag on your head.

admiralofthefleet

Fizman wrote: »

Followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.

and then a belgian biscuit

clikityclak

Aw lads this thread is giving me a great laugh.

OP go have a walk round South Campus scare the ****e outta yerselves, and maybe go for the roide again

foxinsox

markwho wrote: »

Me and my girlfriend are bored as ****e, we have 11 quid to our name, we've already had sex like a dozen times. We're in maynooth, we have a car.
Is there anything to do? free or otherwise...

There is no need to rub it in, there are plenty of people out there who haven't had any sex or have no money to pay for it.

Just because you can have sex there really is no need to come on here and gloat over those less fortunate and who may be gagging for it.

If I was in your position..

I'd have sex again..

There could come a drought and you will regret not having done it again!

Agricola

Work on suppressing her gag reflex

TeddyTedson

If you're actually bored this is always good fun, tough though.

Jennieflower

markwho wrote: »

Me and my girlfriend are bored as ****e, we have 11 quid to our name, we've already had sex like a dozen times. We're in maynooth, we have a car.
Is there anything to do? free or otherwise...

GO take a shower together..... ye'll need it after all that filthiness! lol

dan185

watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmcMG4uxiHk

then play it when you stop laughing

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Geansai Rua

That is a fockin funny video!!

Mr.Crinklewood

Geansai Rua wrote: »

That is a fockin funny video!!

Can i borrow your jumper?

Geansai Rua

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Can i borrow your jumper?

Its in the wash... :rolleyes: