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'Curtis got slapped by a white teacher'

  • 02-01-2011 10:40pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

    9 year-old kid got slapped, this is his mothers letter to the school board with a list of demands and reparations...bit long, but quite funny.

    Will they give in?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    What a well designed website!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Dwaegon wrote: »
    http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

    9 year-old kid got slapped, this is his mothers letter to the school board with a list of demands and reparations...bit long, but quite funny.

    A bit long???


    40 bloody pages!! Who in AH is going to read that, c'mon like!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,245 ✭✭✭amacca


    wow...the things you can demand for getting a slap these days.


    I must get someone to unwittingly slap me.

    if only for the free personal tutor and wal mart gift card.


  • Posts: 4,149 ✭✭✭ Marlee Odd Plan


    Why has she put a copyright sign after his name,dope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    lmfao very funny what difference does it make if the guy that slapped him was white, sure i got punched in the face by my irish teacher 15 year ago he got fired but i got feck all out of it. id like to point out he was also white and really fat :D I now hate all fat people im scared for life :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2




  • Posts: 4,149 ✭✭✭ Marlee Odd Plan


    colm1234 wrote: »
    lmfao very funny what difference does it make if the guy that slapped him was white, sure i got punched in the face by my irish teacher 15 year ago he got fired but i got feck all out of it. id like to point out he was also white and really fat :D I now hate all fat people im scared for life :D

    I love the end,where she writes "written without discrimination" while she feels the need to point out the teachers race numerous times throughout the letter.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,155 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    Glad to see she didn't go overboard or anything on the list of demands. I'm sure a things like a "top of the line saxophone" and all of the family's bills for the next 9 years will go to help heal all the trauma.

    Why has she put a copyright sign after his name,dope.
    I was wondering this too. Maybe she intends to make a movie out of him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,526 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Oranage2 wrote: »

    EPIC FAIL there Orangey :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    Denny M wrote: »
    Glad to see she didn't go overboard or anything on the list of demands. I'm sure a things like a "top of the line saxophone" and all of the family's bills for the next 9 years will go to help heal all the trauma.



    I was wondering this too. Maybe she intends to make a movie out of him?

    yea a really lame version of american history x where a fat black kid gets slaped and sent to bed with no dinner, wait for it ......................by a white person


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Check out the 2 pages of demands from "#3" down... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    did you see where she says "I am a black woman I have a Black son, he was slapped by a white woman, lmfao if her son was white would it be ok to slap him then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    What a racist bint


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    colm1234 wrote: »
    did you see where she says "I am a black woman I have a Black son, he was slapped by a white woman, lmfao if her son was white would it be ok to slap him then

    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    On encyclopedia dramatica they mention in the page for this story that the woman was contacted by a guy from some forum and she (allegedly) replied to the thread there. One thing she mentioned is shes not racist because she has english and irish relatives.:pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,155 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    On encyclopedia dramatica they mention in the page for this story that the woman was contacted by a guy from some forum and she (allegedly) replied to the thread there. One thing she mentioned is shes not racist because she has english and irish relatives.:pac:

    "I swear it's ok, I'm one of you!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    Nobody noted yet how the first line has "black son" underlined. I seriously laughed.

    BTW, how the he'll did you find this page OP :)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    I missed years of free living,considering all the nuns that belted me as a child, but then I'm "white" and only got hit by "white teachers"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    250,000,00 wow imagine all the chicken and waffles that could buy her BLACK son !!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    she doesnt deserve to be a mother, using her son what is no more than racist gold-digging


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    After a quick scan, my favorite demand is "No tampering with my jazz career in any way, shape or form. No 'blacklisting' me, as has been done to black artists in the past."

    Close second is "7-Day annual trip to Disney World for 2 years - compliments of the Federal Government, State of Missouri, the Kansas City Missouri School District."

    Oh America.



    The Beatles ©


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    She wants an audience with Barrack Obama! For being black!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    smk89 wrote: »
    She wants an audience with Barrack Obama!

    That'd be a crap show. He can't sing or tell jokes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    she doesnt deserve to be a mother, using her son what is no more than racist gold-digging

    you mean her BLACK SON


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    ziedth wrote: »

    BTW, how the he'll did you find this page OP :)

    Here! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    I know it might not be PC and it's probably been said before and slated but I really really hate when black people say things like 'I'm a black woman and as a black woman etc etc rabble etc', and 'the white man etc etc'.. It's SO racist!! How do they get away with it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    But black people's hands are white so it wouldn't have made a difference anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    Kimia wrote: »
    I know it might not be PC and it's probably been said before and slated but I really really hate when black people say things like 'I'm a black woman and as a black woman etc etc rabble etc', and 'the white man etc etc'.. It's SO racist!! How do they get away with it?

    I'm a white man, and as a white man, i bet you think i'm racist now!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    love how she puts the copyright symbol next to his name


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    Kimia wrote: »
    I know it might not be PC and it's probably been said before and slated but I really really hate when black people say things like 'I'm a black woman and as a black woman etc etc rabble etc', and 'the white man etc etc'.. It's SO racist!! How do they get away with it?

    sure they have their own tv channel called bet (black entertainment channel) a celebration of everything black, ive never seen one white person on it, can you imagine if we set up the wet channel ( sounds dirty :D) a celebration of all things white. im sure somthing would be said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    seems pretty black & white to me, case closed. :rolleyes:
    smk89 wrote: »
    She wants an audience with Barrack Obama! For being black!
    the ideal conclusion to show her why what she is doing is so wrong would be to get her a meeting with Barack Obama and for him to "slap the black off her" as you quite often hear black women saying they are going to do to their misbehaving sons or daughters in US movies & TV shows. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    colm1234 wrote: »
    sure they have their own tv channel called bet (black entertainment channel) a celebration of everything black, ive never seen one white person on it, can you imagine if we set up the wet channel ( sounds dirty :D) a celebration of all things white. im sure somthing would be said
    there's a rule that you can be as racist or sexist as you like as long as you're not white or male.

    its fine for there to be black only TV channels and black music awards and its also fine to start a car insurance firm only for women. imagine the uproar if someone tried any of that the other way round. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    vibe666 wrote: »
    there's a rule that you can be as racist or sexist as you like as long as you're not white or male.

    its fine for there to be black only TV channels and black music awards and its also fine to start a car insurance firm only for women. imagine the uproar if someone tried any of that the other way round. :rolleyes:

    think it was called the kkk did not work out too well from what i hear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Dwaegon wrote: »
    I'm a white man, and as a white man, i bet you think i'm racist now!

    As a white man you are apparently responsible for all the worlds problems.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kimia wrote: »
    I know it might not be PC and it's probably been said before and slated but I really really hate when black people say things like 'I'm a black woman and as a black woman etc etc rabble etc', and 'the white man etc etc'.. It's SO racist!! How do they get away with it?


    How is that racist? They are just stating their colour and putting more emphasis on it than anyone else which is kinda ironic.
    People like that are usually not worth worrying about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    colm1234 wrote: »
    sure they have their own tv channel called bet (black entertainment channel) a celebration of everything black, ive never seen one white person on it, can you imagine if we set up the wet channel ( sounds dirty :D) a celebration of all things white. im sure somthing would be said


    Most other channels are white channels and celebrate all or most things that black / AA's cannot identify with.
    They don't have to state they are white as they maintain the majority.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    NoQuarter wrote: »
    A bit long???


    40 bloody pages!! Who in AH is going to read that, c'mon like!!!

    Me, but I couldn't read 40 pages because there are only 39 on the website.
    I love the end,where she writes "written without discrimination" while she feels the need to point out the teachers race numerous times throughout the letter.

    The teachers race/colour is central to her argument which isn't all rubbish. She does have a point or two.

    I don't believe she is gold-digging. I think she is using the demands to highlight her concerns. She is just raising hell. I wonder if someone had done that back in the 40s or 50s here in Ireland could they have changed things for future generations or would they have met with an accident.

    I love the phrase, alphabet gang. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    Jesus puff paddy in the house ^^^^ :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    WindSock wrote: »
    But black people's hands are white so it wouldn't have made a difference anyway.


    Eh....I think you'll find they are PINK!!! no....um....caucasian. Yes. No-one around here is pink. Definitely not. :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    WindSock wrote: »
    How is that racist? They are just stating their colour and putting more emphasis on it than anyone else which is kinda ironic.
    People like that are usually not worth worrying about.

    It annoys me because you can't say 'I'm a white woman etc etc etc or as a white man etc' without appearing racist.. It's a tangled web.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Or I'm a PINK woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    colm1234 wrote: »
    sure they have their own tv channel called bet (black entertainment channel) a celebration of everything black, ive never seen one white person on it, can you imagine if we set up the wet channel ( sounds dirty :D) a celebration of all things white. im sure somthing would be said

    Perhaps you should do some research into the history of the USA; if you are capable of placing things in 'context' then you should have no difficulty in understanding why something like BET would exist.
    And it's hardly that great an imposition on the white majority, is it?
    By the way, it would be fairly pointless setting up a channel 'celebrating', catering to and depicting the lives of white americans as this is already covered by every main-stream channel.
    BET is really no different than, say, a newspaper like The Irish Echo which caters primarily to Irish-American interests and affairs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Kimia wrote: »
    It annoys me because you can't say 'I'm a white woman etc etc etc or as a white man etc' without appearing racist.. It's a tangled web.


    That's not racist either, unless you are making it out that you have some sense of entitlement or superiority due to your skin colour. If you are stating it as a fact on your identity perhaps, especially where you are a minority then there is no reason for it to appear to be racist and people who delight in pointing that sort of stuff out as racism can be deemed as fools and deserve to be lynched.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭colm1234


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Perhaps you should do some research into the history of the USA; if you are capable of placing things in 'context' then you should have no difficulty in understanding why something like BET would exist.
    And it's hardly that great an imposition on the white majority, is it?
    By the way, it would be fairly pointless setting up a channel 'celebrating', catering to and depicting the lives of white americans as this is already covered by every main-stream channel.
    BET is really no different than, say, a newspaper like The Irish Echo which caters primarily to Irish-American interests and affairs.

    zzzzzzzzzzz sorry fell asleep :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Me, but I couldn't read 40 pages because there are only 39 on the website.



    The final page is an "Affidavit".

    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEjKVUg_I/AAAAAAAAAak/Kc06zCuEbeQ/s800/Curtis%2040%20001.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    WindSock wrote: »
    That's not racist either, unless you are making it out that you have some sense of entitlement or superiority due to your skin colour. If you are stating it as a fact on your identity perhaps, especially where you are a minority then there is no reason for it to appear to be racist and people who delight in pointing that sort of stuff out as racism can be deemed as fools and deserve to be lynched.

    Well that's what I'll say so! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 Leprecunt


    Someone needs to make a youtube video of this, including an audio transcript narrated by Morgan Freeman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,287 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Faker then a fake leg...this is a beautiful piece of trollwork here.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    ha ha touche Monkeh!!! :D


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