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The last text message you received?

Ghandee · 2011-01-02 21:05:02

Did a quick search and could only find a thread about the last text you SENT! So, basically as I'm a nosey bugger, and slightly bored, copy the last text you received, and post it here, hopefully get some juicy ones!:D Me first, Hello there. Happy new year to the punjabs! Did you's do much over the holidays? Are you comin…

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Did a quick search and could only find a thread about the last text you SENT!
So, basically as I'm a nosey bugger, and slightly bored, copy the last text you received, and post it here, hopefully get some juicy ones!:D

Me first,

Hello there. Happy new year to the punjabs! Did you's do much over the holidays? Are you comin up for swamp's birthday? Ps, Sean is off the booze for new year, shock horror!

not too interesting, now, YOUR TURN!

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#2 02-01-2011 9:08pm

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"I'm going on to AH to start a thread about last txt msgs even tho I kno one exists already!"

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#3 02-01-2011 9:09pm

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"Meant to say happy new year not happy birthday in that text"

I would file that on under "no shít Sherlock" :pac:

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#4 02-01-2011 9:10pm

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"hee hee hee the thought of you dripping in custard is really turning me on."

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#5 02-01-2011 9:13pm

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I'm dying with a chest infection, someone please please post something funny.

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#6 02-01-2011 9:13pm

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Larianne wrote: »

"hee hee hee the thought of you dripping in custard is really turning me on."

Is it wrong that I just thought of apple pie?

Edit: Just got a new text "No water here, can I have a shower at yours". It sounds good but is sadly just a very hairy friend of mine not the German milk maid that I would prefer. Sigh...

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#7 02-01-2011 9:14pm

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From meteor saying my free text thing has expired and I now need to top up.

This was about a week ago.

Yeah, my phone is just an alarm clock at this point.......................

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#8 02-01-2011 9:14pm

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I'd check but my phone is upstairs and I can't be bothered

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#9 02-01-2011 9:14pm

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"Your topup has been successful. You have topped up <my number> with EUR20.0. Thank you for using O2 Express Topup"

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#10 02-01-2011 9:14pm

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""Girl" be up about half 9 she on d way "

Friend bragging

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#11 02-01-2011 9:15pm

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Oh this thing again...*checks phone*

"You are so sexy in bed can't wait to have you back. I am trying to stop thinking how good is having love with you because I realy miss that xx"

I'm such a lucky so and so...

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#12 02-01-2011 9:17pm

Ghandee

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The Agogo wrote: »

Oh this thing again...*checks phone*

"You are so sexy in bed can't wait to have you back. I am trying to stop thinking how good is having love with you because I realy miss that xx"

I'm such a lucky so and so...

Arse still sore ?

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#13 02-01-2011 9:18pm

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"if u txt me agn im callin the gards"

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#14 02-01-2011 9:18pm

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parker kent wrote: »

Is it wrong that I just thought of apple pie?

I'm having it with Christmas pudding.

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#15 02-01-2011 9:19pm

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#16 02-01-2011 9:19pm

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two phones;

phone 1 - "Can you get pins and needles there? "

phone 2 - "Wel [my name].i txtd [name removed] n told her bout d laptop n she said go ahead..wil d new windows be on it??"

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#17 02-01-2011 9:19pm

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The Agogo wrote: »

Oh this thing again...*checks phone*

"You are so sexy in bed can't wait to have you back. I am trying to stop thinking how good is having love with you because I realy miss that xx"

I'm such a lucky so and so...

Is she 12? :P

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#18 02-01-2011 9:20pm

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Happy New Year from a number I didn't recognize and then I lost my battery so I haven't checked my phone since.

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#19 02-01-2011 9:23pm

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"I dnt wana ruin tm for myself an b in bitz. goin t c my granny again first thing again before mum goes shoppin. thanks for askn tho. ill ring u in a bit"

Fúkin dry bitch JUST COME OU

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#20 02-01-2011 9:23pm

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Pawpad666 wrote: »

Is she 12? :P

No just Polish, hence the bad English.

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#21 02-01-2011 9:25pm

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The Agogo wrote: »

No just Polish, hence the bad English.

Was it Mr Sheen?

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#22 02-01-2011 9:27pm

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Gucky wrote: »

Was it Mr Sheen?

Terrible troll humour is this way :pac:

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#23 02-01-2011 9:28pm

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#24 02-01-2011 9:28pm

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Hi, you are now data roaming. The standard rate is EUR 10.24 per MB to use in the EU. You will be notified by text upon using EUR48 & EUR60 worth of data.

fk off rip off Meteor.

I only went to Louth

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#25 02-01-2011 9:29pm

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fortunately none: the US networks are quite crooked, I get charged as much to receive a text as I do to send one.

edit: I thought this was a thread on new years texts lst text i received was thx for the present.

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#26 02-01-2011 9:29pm

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The Agogo wrote: »

Terrible troll humour is this way

Lol, I borrowed from this thread

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#27 02-01-2011 9:33pm

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"Oh i think i might make some gay cocktails tonight".

Strange people i know..

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#28 02-01-2011 9:37pm

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Sex?

is the calibre of texts i want in 2011. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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#29 02-01-2011 9:45pm

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"Have to break that man, new year, fresh start!! Get up earlier, balance the diet!!"

I thought not having a bookface would shield me from so called 'friends' like this but obviously not.

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#30 02-01-2011 9:45pm

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#31 02-01-2011 9:48pm

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'Yeah defo, the girls will be here I'd say but come anyway. I'm working tomorrow and Tuesday. Maybe we could meet in town on Thursday for the hot air balloon ride! And come over any evening, I want more [the gnome] time! ;-) xx'

Awwww, yeah and so on.

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#32 02-01-2011 9:48pm

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"My phone auto corrects the word 'coming to 'boning'. Awkward txt to the brother a while ago: 'you pimps boning to meet me?"

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#33 02-01-2011 9:50pm

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He's signed, apparently.

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#34 02-01-2011 9:56pm

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"****ed a preggo girl last nite, weird stuff altogether, twas kinda strange but the milk titties r deadly...hope the little ****er hasnt got a black eye hee hee hee"

^^^Verbatim^^^

my mate is a c*nt though!!

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#35 02-01-2011 9:59pm

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R you nearly ready. I cant wait to get you home into bed.

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#36 02-01-2011 10:09pm

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benwavner wrote: »

"****ed a preggo girl last nite, weird stuff altogether, twas kinda strange but the milk titties r deadly...hope the little ****er hasnt got a black eye hee hee hee"

^^^Verbatim^^^

Are you for real !?!!? :eek:

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#37 02-01-2011 10:12pm

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Heyes wrote: »

Are you for real !?!!? :eek:

I am

Thats not the worst thing he ever sent me, I said Pics of GTFO!

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#38 02-01-2011 10:13pm

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#39 02-01-2011 10:13pm

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benwavner wrote: »

I am

Thats not the worst thing he ever sent me, I said Pics of GTFO!

Nice friends you have there.....

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#40 02-01-2011 10:13pm

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benwavner wrote: »

"****ed a preggo girl last nite, weird stuff altogether, twas kinda strange but the milk titties r deadly...hope the little ****er hasnt got a black eye hee hee hee"

^^^Verbatim^^^

Your mate is a cunt. If he exists.

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#41 02-01-2011 10:17pm

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#42 02-01-2011 10:18pm

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stovelid wrote: »

Your mate is a cunt. If he exists.

Yes he exists and yes he is a c*nt at times

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#43 02-01-2011 10:25pm

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Happy anniversary!

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#44 02-01-2011 10:34pm

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"Wanna touch my wenus?"

And strangely that's actually the weirdest text I've ever gotten. I barely know the guy too! I didn't reply. I hope someone else sent it from his phone as a joke..

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#45 02-01-2011 10:35pm

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benwavner wrote: »

Yes he exists and Im sure you have no "****" friends?

Not any like yours, thank Jaysus.

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#46 02-01-2011 10:37pm

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benwavner wrote: »

Yes he exists and Im sure you have no "****" friends?

You retract that bit about his cunt fucking friends :mad:

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#47 02-01-2011 10:40pm

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Did you just call me a gee bag?

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#48 02-01-2011 10:46pm

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Keep my number, maybe in the future x

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#49 02-01-2011 10:48pm

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did u eat all the chicken nuggets again:D

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#50 02-01-2011 10:52pm

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AnneElizabeth wrote: »

"Wanna touch my wenus?"

And strangely that's actually the weirdest text I've ever gotten. I barely know the guy too! I didn't reply. I hope someone else sent it from his phone as a joke..

Haha, lol! it was me!!

though I'm still serious about it... like would you?...

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#51 02-01-2011 10:54pm

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skaggin

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