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The ultimate house party, what do I need?

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  • 29-12-2010 10:00pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 31


    Right.

    Ive decided that after years of expensive clubs and empty pockets on new years eve that this year Im going to host the mother off all house parties. Apart from a copious amount of alcohol what would be the makings of the ultimate house party for you?
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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Singstar, Wii dance game, Guitar Hero always does the trick at parties I've been to.

    We're all children at heart!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    A Twister mat
    Nothing else.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge




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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hot chicks that are easier than a jigsaw puzzle with only two pieces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Make sure you've loads and loads of ice and glasses. Plastic glasses. Some munchies and good music lined up....

    /oh and make sure to ask your neighbours so they dont moan about the noise.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    A few people might help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭tatabubbly


    Lots of childhood sweets


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    More than one toilet.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Big punch bowl filled with alco-pops, yummy. Also make jelly-shots, hilarious and delicious!

    I threw a party once. Party poppers and these things that explode confetti are a bad idea.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Drink, free hookers, lots of beds, Cory Worthington and an invite for me! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    Weed?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    A Serial Killer.

    Always goes down a treat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Don't forget Kid and Play.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    bedroom doors with locks....






    (to keep people out ye dirty minded feckers) :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Mannequins. Dozens of em. Can't beat a new years eve mannequin party. I expect thats what you mean't. 'Definitely' says you. Not a bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Refugee from RealLife


    Your parents permission.

    Paid up House insurance with a big wedge for contents damage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
    It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

    Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
    Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
    Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
    Cigars, for the men.
    An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
    Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
    Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
    Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
    Cleaner booked for the next day. :)
    Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
    Good tunes, and a great sound system.
    Enough room to have people dance.
    A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
    Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
    If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

    I will add more if I think of them

    edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Very nice understanding neighbours.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    ^^ Can i come?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Even ratio of male to female (to stop it turning into a sausage fest, or even worse a tear bath)
    Bag of chronic
    Some good music (usually dictated by the house owner or anybody present who doesn't think the likes of Beyonce, Lady gaga or Justin ****ing Bieber equates to "music")
    Plenty of drink (loads of cans, some spirits, some mad ****)
    No guitars present (nothing more annoying than the ****er who thinks he's the worlds ultimate singer/songwriter come 3am)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I have a place booked right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast.
    It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

    Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
    Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
    Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
    Cigars, for the men.
    An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
    Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
    Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
    Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
    Cleaner booked for the next day. :)
    Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
    Good tunes, and a great sound system.
    Enough room to have people dance.
    Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
    If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

    I will add more if I think of them

    Crumbs your gonna need a lot of mannequins. Maybe 200.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    A Twister mat
    Nothing else.

    Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 668 ✭✭✭blow69


    Just don't invite this guy..



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Larianne wrote: »
    Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid. ;)

    Now thats just evil :P - but if people are drunk enough, they'll never notice...


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Now thats just evil :P - but if people are drunk enough, they'll never notice...

    Its part of the fun Keith!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Larianne wrote: »
    Its part of the fun Keith!

    Remind me never to go to any of your house parties...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Larianne wrote: »
    Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid. ;)

    Lorraine:P

    Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager



    Not such a good idea - you haven't seen crying till you've seen a hooker who's found out that Chunky Monkey you promised her isn't the Ben and Jerrys kind ;)


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