The ultimate house party, what do I need?

A Nice Cup Of Tea

Right.

Ive decided that after years of expensive clubs and empty pockets on new years eve that this year Im going to host the mother off all house parties. Apart from a copious amount of alcohol what would be the makings of the ultimate house party for you?

galwayrush

Me.

Princess Peach

Singstar, Wii dance game, Guitar Hero always does the trick at parties I've been to.

We're all children at heart!

KeithM89_old

A Twister mat
Nothing else.

Jesus Wept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_m-G2fCCY0

Spunge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIfIzNW9xM

AlmightyCushion

Hot chicks that are easier than a jigsaw puzzle with only two pieces.

Kiera

Make sure you've loads and loads of ice and glasses. Plastic glasses. Some munchies and good music lined up....

/oh and make sure to ask your neighbours so they dont moan about the noise.

alwaysadub

A few people might help.

tatabubbly

Lots of childhood sweets

KeithM89_old

More than one toilet.

Princess Peach

Big punch bowl filled with alco-pops, yummy. Also make jelly-shots, hilarious and delicious!

I threw a party once. Party poppers and these things that explode confetti are a bad idea.

Biggins

Drink, free hookers, lots of beds, Cory Worthington and an invite for me!

Dr_Phil

Weed?

Yakult

A Serial Killer.

Always goes down a treat!

bonerm

Don't forget Kid and Play.

Kimono-Girl

bedroom doors with locks....






(to keep people out ye dirty minded feckers)

fonecrusher1

Mannequins. Dozens of em. Can't beat a new years eve mannequin party. I expect thats what you mean't. 'Definitely' says you. Not a bother.

Refugee from RealLife

Your parents permission.

Paid up House insurance with a big wedge for contents damage.

chicken fingers

I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....

hondasam

Very nice understanding neighbours.

KeithM89_old

^^ Can i come??

DarkJager

Even ratio of male to female (to stop it turning into a sausage fest, or even worse a tear bath)
Bag of chronic
Some good music (usually dictated by the house owner or anybody present who doesn't think the likes of Beyonce, Lady gaga or Justin ****ing Bieber equates to "music")
Plenty of drink (loads of cans, some spirits, some mad ****)
No guitars present (nothing more annoying than the ****er who thinks he's the worlds ultimate singer/songwriter come 3am)

fonecrusher1

chicken fingers wrote: »

I have a place booked right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast.
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

Crumbs your gonna need a lot of mannequins. Maybe 200.

Larianne

KeithM89 wrote: »

A Twister mat
Nothing else.

Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid.

blow69

Just don't invite this guy..

KeithM89_old

Larianne wrote: »

Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid.

Now thats just evil :P - but if people are drunk enough, they'll never notice...

Larianne

KeithM89 wrote: »

Now thats just evil :P - but if people are drunk enough, they'll never notice...

Its part of the fun Keith!

KeithM89_old

Larianne wrote: »

Its part of the fun Keith!

Remind me never to go to any of your house parties...

Kiera

Larianne wrote: »

Twister mat squirted with washing up liquid.

Lorraine:P

Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis

DarkJager

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

Hookers and Ice-cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-35K-G2uTo

Not such a good idea - you haven't seen crying till you've seen a hooker who's found out that Chunky Monkey you promised her isn't the Ben and Jerrys kind

Larianne

Kiera wrote: »

Lorraine:P

Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis

but but, what if they come off???

Kiera

Larianne wrote: »

but but, what if they come off???

Just make sure you have your tan done

fonecrusher1

Larianne wrote: »

but but, what if they come off???

yes yes keep going.....

/shuffling noises & heavy breathing

Mr. Presentable

Togas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIKVg8u6Dg

anniehoo

chicken fingers wrote: »

I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....

OMG...sounds bloody class. Can i come???:D

TimeToShine

Money to replace all the stuff that gets robbed/broken before your parents come back

Piriz

the number for the guy who knows how to remove the moustache some c*nt drew with permanent marker on the oil painting portrait of your wealthy grandfather..

dashboard_hula

You'll think you'll have enough booze, but you won't. Trust me. I had 10 people (including 2 teetotallers) over 2 Saturdays ago, and I thought I was grand with the table heaving with drink - every last drop of it was gone by 3am bar 1 bottle of nasty white wine which I could've cleaned the loo with.

If everyone coming are mates or used to each others company, grand. If not, find a couple of easy talkers and let them loose for the first half an hour until everyones on their second drink, then it'll take off.

Someone, and you don't know who, is going to knock back the bones of a bottle of Bacardi and vom into your backyard. Have somewhere to fire them where they can sleep it off.

And invite the neighbours - they won't come, but they won't say a word to you about the noise either.

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

Lorraine:P

Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis

I've suddenly developed an interest in this thread and felt a strong 'urge' to post something.

bmw535d

these

http://www.filehurricane.com/photos/73200884350AM_hmm-sluts.jpg

ascanbe

bonerm wrote: »

Don't forget Kid and Play.

Co-sign on this; provided you're referring to Kid 'n Play and not playing with a kid.

Princess Peach

Not sure what kind of a party you want, but I know many many filthy party games :P

ascanbe

chicken fingers wrote: »

I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....

I have all this and more organised but i hadn't planned on using the pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby.
Thanks for the tip.

actuallylike

chicken fingers wrote: »

If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

Baaaaad idea, steer clear of this.

shrewdness

Princess Peach wrote: »

Not sure what kind of a party you want, but I know many many filthy party games :P

By all means, elaborate..

Princess Peach

shrewdness wrote: »

By all means, elaborate..

You're gonna need a duvet cover, some play-do, bananas, balloons, toilet paper, drawing paper, thumb-tacks, marshmallows, matchsticks, malteasers, spray cream, blindfolds...

I'll stop now

messymess

Tesla Coil ... every party needs one of them!

Guill

A Nice Cup Of Tea wrote: »

Right.

Ive decided that after years of expensive clubs and empty pockets on new years eve that this year Im going to host the mother off all house parties. Apart from a copious amount of alcohol what would be the makings of the ultimate house party for you?

Gerry Ryan used to liven up all my house parties.

Fago!

A fat woman. every party has one!

Fago!

Guill wrote: »

Gerry Ryan used to liven up all my house parties.

But he's dead now. Dead. Brown Bread. DEEEEEEAD!