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C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2010

  • 29-12-2010 8:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭


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    "Angelina, over here!"

    "Liam Neeson, turn this way!"

    "Victoria Beckham, give us a twirl".

    .................*screams*

    "OMG, IT'S THEM!!"

    "...it's ONE DIREECCTTIIOONNN!!"

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    Soccy Voice: Welcome Ladies and Gents to the 2nd annual C&H Jizzler awards ceremony. Hope you are all keeping well tonight.
    These awards are here to recognize the talents of those posters in this forum from all around Ireland and are very close to people's hearts.
    We have special guests coming to say a few words and some entertainment from well known stars before the official awards kick off at half 8.
    So grab your blankie, your cuppa tea and have a good night :)


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    So grab your blankiesnuggie, your cuppa teavodka and have a good night :)

    Sorted ;)

    Wooooooooooooooooo! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Hi guys hope Im on time!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    No need to panic folks, I'm here.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Present!

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    Alas, I forgot my paper bag with two eyeholes. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    ANSEO! Ready to partaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *Lights, Camera, ACTION!*

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    Soccy voice: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
    My name is soccymonster. And I'll be your entertainment host for this evenings awards.
    So will we get straight to it then?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present to you our first guest performance. They are seen as one of the most famous bands of the moment, selling out arena after arena across Europe. They are just pure talented and nice guys backstage and onstage that we couldn't leave them out of the line up for tonights prestigous award ceremony.
    So please, give a huge applause to ... THE SCRIPT!!

    *SCREAMS*



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    *plants bomb*
    *runs*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    /throws programme at the stage

    I DEMAND BETTER ENTERTAINMENT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    /takes her top off and throws it onstage

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    I too have arrived. QOL stole my outfit so I had to opt for a last minute change! :(

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    I'm dressing as last years bar owner as I know he'd love to be bar owner this year but he admitted I'm better at it. To you, Onion! TO YOU!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Similarly to Oxegen 09 heres the alternative act you can go and see...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Lads, I might be a bit late, I'm stuck in traffic pumpkins.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX!


    >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


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    im here :D
    sorry im late, i couldnt find a parking spot

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Soccy voice: OK, WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVED THE SCRIPT!!!!

    >>
    <<

    Next we have a band who we had to get.
    A necessity to C&H.

    They were in such hot demand but of course, they couldn't turn down an appearance here tonight.

    May we present to you my fellow posters, ARCADE FIRREEEE!!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX!


    >_>

    Here was me thinking The Script was the worst we'd get.. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Lads.

    \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    I too have arrived. QOL stole my outfit so I had to opt for a last minute change! :(

    I did what? I have no outfit.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    I did what? I have no outfit.

    THAT'S MY POINT! :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The atmosphere in here is electric.

    Maybe I should have put some insulating tape on my mouse wire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Where's desie? Why hasn't it started?
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
    I'm just so angry I'll eat this motherfcuking snake!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Now HERE'S a band I approve of!

    YAY ARCADE FIRE <3


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hey guys. I'm not much for speeches so I'll make this short and sweet. I don't usually spend much time here simply because I'm a bitter, old man and you young whippersnappers make me feel old with your non-receeding hairlines and your enthusiasm. Alas any time I do drop in it's always a pleasureable experience. You've got a great forum here and it's a great addition to boards. I hope you all have a good night and enjoy the show. :) Oh yeah, congrats to all the winners. :)

    I'll now pass you on to your wonderful and glamorous host for the night. Everyone give it up for Deise_girl.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Practicing my shirt-off-taking technique for when the swoonworthy performances happen



    WE WANT JIZZLERS! WE WANT JIZZLERS!

    EDIT: OMG AlmightyCushion - try not to remove all of your shirts at once :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Oh wow, Almighty Cushion, at our awards ceremony.

    /swoon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *claps for Almighty Cushion!*

    Soccy Voice : More entertainment for all later on :)

    Enjoooooooooy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


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    Step away from the cushion.At all times there is no sitting on the cushion.We bow to the cushion


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    AlmightyCushion?! Yay celebrity guests!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    The world's most powerful piece of upholstery is among us. This is a great night, C&H..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    What we need is more of my collective Kings:



    And a bitta Muse would be no harm either...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Have I won the Jizzlers yet?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Good evening everyone and thank you for your patience!
    I would like to present to you, the 2nd annual C&H Jizzler awards ceremony :)

    So without further ado here is the results for Funniest C&H Poster
    9) D4RK Onion
    7) Banjo Fella + Knifewrench
    4) Deise_Girl, Oppsydaisy and A Neurotic
    3) Pygmalion
    2) Randylonghorn

    And the Winner isssssssss
    Davidius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congrads lad and heres your sig :)
    o52h3k.jpg If you want the one by Jakobyte jsut pm him :)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    SPEECH!!
    Maybe putting the winners in spoiler tags would add to my mounting excitement! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    No need to panic guys, I'm here and I'm queer get used to it <_<


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    Davidius wrote: »
    Have I won the Jizzlers yet?

    You're off to a good start anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Congrats Davidius!! Say something funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Why is everybody always laughing at me? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    OMG DAVIDIUS YAY!

    I'm STARSTRUCK!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Thank god I've been practicing my non-bitter gracious loser smile:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Yay Davidius! \o/

    Although.. Liamur! ;_;


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Joint 7th.....oh well, at least I'm still funnier than Lee Evans....

    Congratulations Davidius. May the lines between "laughing with" and "laughing at" continue to be blurred in your presence. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    D4RK ONION....officially the least funny poster of C&H.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Davidius, you ledgebag!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Namlub wrote: »
    Congrats Davidius!! Say something funny!
    What did one bean say to the other bean?

    "Hello bean".


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Joint 7th.....oh well, at least I'm still funnier than Lee Evans....

    Yeah but he sweats a lot more than you which I think we can all agree is a much more desirable trait. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Yeah but he sweats a lot more than you which I think we can all agree is a much more desirable trait. :D

    It only occurred to me now to look at my sig and then look at your username........

    So busy tonite bbz?? xXx


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    It only occurred to me now to look at my sig and then look at your username........

    So busy tonite bbz?? xXx

    I just want you to know I practise safe sex.



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