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Your house is on fire!....

  • 27-12-2010 03:08PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭


    ...and youve only time to save 3 things, what'd you take??
    And no soppy answers like 'Family photos' or 'My kids'..

    Id say phone, ps3 and my porno hard drive :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    External hard drives, E-readers, item to keep kids amused till other stuff can be replaced.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    The dog, laptop and ps3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    XBox
    Fleshligh...um er, flashlight!
    Recliner....got to sit on something while I watch the mo'fo burn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Jonah42


    Three fire extinguishers. Then return to house and put out said fire.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I'd pick up the sitting room, kitchen, and three bedrooms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,139 ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Well presuming that my phone, wallet and car keys are already in my pocket it would have to be my Xbox, TV and hard drive.

    I'd then tell the missus to grab the two dogs and my laptop and close the door on the way out :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    ...and youve only time to save 3 things, what'd you take??
    And no soppy answers like 'Family photos' or 'My kids'..

    Id say phone, ps3 and my porno hard drive :)

    I'd hardly put something replaceable like a phone or ps3 ahead of my kids.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Jonah42 wrote: »
    Three fire extinguishers. Then return to house and put out said fire.

    You'd take 3 fire extinguishers from the house, leave the house and then go back in to put out the fire? Seems a bit long-winded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I'd hardly put something replaceable like a phone or ps3 ahead of my kids.:rolleyes:

    You can replace your kids too....:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    Xbox, laptop and dog. Done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    The Laptop, Mobile Phone, and Keys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    My Daughter she is the most important, :P
    My briefcase because it has all mine and mty daughters most important stuff in it,
    and my phone so i could ring for help!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Telly, laptop and stash. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    They say in a fire you should only take stuff like cash, photos and your plasma/LCD tv...but you should only take the tv after you've plugged out all other appliances.

    I hope that advice saves someone's life one day...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    You liar. I don't even have a house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭High energy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    They say in a fire you should only take stuff like cash, photos and your plasma/LCD tv...but you should only take the tv after you've plugged out all other appliances.

    I hope that advice saves someone's life one day...

    That "advice" is more likely to kill someone tbh!

    Fire safety is no laughing matter.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    No, it's just the northern lights

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    That "advice" is more likely to kill someone tbh!

    Fire safety is no laughing matter.

    Thank you for saving us all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    ...and youve only time to save 3 things, what'd you take??
    And no soppy answers like 'Family photos' or 'My kids'..

    Your kids.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,371 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    I have a lot of stuff that would be hard to get/afford again, but I'd just go for the stuff that can't be replaced at all. So that'd be a couple of boxes of original production art (animation cels, comic art etc), my precious Megadrive prototype games and my atomiswave candy cab. Good luck to me getting the cab out during a fire though :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Your kids.
    Ah, but i dont have kids! - and if i did i wouldnt let you 'save' them...:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,139 ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Your kids.
    I see someone has a touch of "the pedophile"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭meath4sam


    the empty petrol can, the matchs and house insurance document.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I see someone has a touch of "the pedophile"

    You can say the same thing about KeithM89's kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I see someone has a touch of "the pedophile"


    I apologise in advance but seriously, it's 'paedophile'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    A Judo suit.

    One Judo book - The Pyjama Game.

    My gout medication.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Computer... nothing else worth saving really. Kids and pets can walk out themselves

    One Judo book - The Pyjama Game.

    Damn, where's that "gayest sport" thread again?


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  • Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    ...and youve only time to save 3 things, what'd you take??
    And no soppy answers like 'Family photos' or 'My kids'..

    Id say phone, ps3 and my porno hard drive :)

    Watch, phone and a pair of shoes :)


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