Never Ending Story..

rusty_racer94

So guys, this game is really simple..
I'll start off with a sentence and then the next person extends it, and then the 3rd person writes more and so on....
Rules:
Stick to the topic.
If you're talking to each other, use brackets.
I'll get the ball rolling.

'' I was walking along the street when I...''

common sense brigade

''Saw the man in front of me slip on the ice so I''

rusty_racer94

'' .. laughed my head off until..''

Btwndeyes

I realised rte were filming and...

Blink182rock

"..the next day it had 10000 likes on facebook and..."

maxxie

I didnt do my hair that morning because

rusty_racer94

I was feeling too lazy

FewFew

so instead I used what I thought was a tube of hair gel

Jimmy Garlic

...but it turned out to be a tub of vaseline

rusty_racer94

''..so I went to the zoo to stick my head up an elephant's arse..''

Jimmy Garlic

...and my mother in law came along too

rusty_racer94

''..So I decided to ditch the plan and..''

Jimmy Garlic

...head to the gay bar

rusty_racer94

''..The bartender was called Seven and he was straight at one stage of his life..''

sallysaucer101

and at another stage of his life he was fat...

rusty_racer94

''..He went on Youtube and searched ' How to get 6 packs in 6 minutes '....''

megadodge

But ended up buying 120 Eastern European fags...

rusty_racer94

..which hardly lasted 2 weeks because he smoked 20 fags a day...

pow wow

..and the stress of his mrs being pregnant was getting a little too much..

CorkonianRebel

....So he went to the gay bar for a job with his C.V and some Duct tape.....

EverEvolving

The bar manager liked his style so after a short interview, he hired him.

rusty_racer94

..on his first day at work...

aoife2k

...he thought one of the other employees was quite familiar..

rusty_racer94

...after a while, his shyness was over and he...

BloodRedRose

went over to introduce himself but instead of saying 'hi' he said...

Thundercats Ho

..Well now.. Philip Waters, you've certainly grown up since primary school. To which Philip replied...

BloodRedRose

''Yarp!'' but he was really thinking...

rusty_racer94

...about saying something else, he couldn't stand the shame and went out to....

The Falcon

... his car where he kept his ...

rusty_racer94

..private things...

nice1franko

... father hog tied in the boot wearing owt but his mothers dress. which he'd done ever since ...

The Falcon

... that horrible day when ....

rusty_racer94

..he was walking...

dollyk

barefooted along the beach..and

rusty_racer94

..a crab also happened to be there...

The Falcon

... with several of his fellow crabs who ...

rusty_racer94

..liked hanging around the 'crib'...

The Falcon

... And guess what? There just happened to be a beach BBQ there where ...

rusty_racer94

...a number of she-crabs too....

The Falcon

... were celebrating a friend's birthday when .....

rusty_racer94

..the ingnorant bare-foot human...

Thundercats Ho

..put on some boots, and bbq'd a few dozen crabs. However, a few hours after eating the crabs...

rusty_racer94

..he felt uneasy about something ''shneaky'' going on in his stomach...

Lahm

which smelled like his mother's pussy at birth. He decided...

Mackman

...that his last thought made absolutly no sense, so....

Lahm

...asked his mother about her genitals to which she replied...

Mackman

..."you're sick, off to the mental home with ya!". So she called the men in white coats to drag him away

Lahm

His mother was a fat mother who always...

Mackman

told him to stop being mean, but becasue he

Lahm

had an over-active penis he used to...

rusty_racer94

..beat it out whenever he got a chance..