Will you be Watching the Royal wedding in April?

RobitTV

So Will anyone Be watching the British royal wedding in april? just out of common intrest, To actully see how many people will watch it! because in 1981 when diana and charles married 750 million people worldwide watched it on tv

Wolfe Tone

I suppose it could be of interest if Bin Ladin pays a visit.

bonerm

RobitTV wrote: »

in 1981 when diana and charles married 750 million people worldwide watched it on tv

There was no free online porn in 1981 tho.

digme

I think all Dublin people will.

kowloon

I think I'm washing my hair that month.

Nodin

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

I suppose it could be of interest if Bin Ladin pays a visit.

I'd have a pint with him, at least.

NullZer0

kowloon wrote: »

I think I'm washing my hair that month.

Amazing, we're on the same rotation

bonerm

digme wrote: »

I think all Dublin people will.

Racist.

Gerry Manderer

Will I ****

Ghandee

yes, yes of course I will.


and monkeys might fly out of my butt!
:rolleyes:

easyeason3

No, I just don't find the Will & Kate thing that interesting. They're getting married, they're not unveiling a cure for cancer.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Get ****ed!!!

:mad::mad::mad:The Royal Wedding :mad::mad::mad:

Id rather be stuck with Joe Duffy in a 6ft deep hole filled with Liposuction fat and leper fingers with a heavy helping of anal leakage.

Liam Byrne

Reason 1 : A strange fascination with all things British
Reason 2 : A strange fascination with all things related to "celebrities" who contribute nothing to society

So that's a "No" from me; I have a life and I don't need to watch people who don't earn money waste it on extravagant crap in order to make themselves seem important.

robinph

I'll be having a lie in due to having the day off work, and that week being a tireing 3 days in a row at work. I think the week before and after are also a couple of exhausting 4 day long working weeks. :eek:

easyeason3

benwavner wrote: »

Get ****ed!!!

:mad::mad::mad:The Royal Wedding :mad::mad::mad:

Id rather be stuck with Joe Duffy in a 6ft deep hole filled with Liposuction fat and leper fingers with a heavy helping of anal leakage.

It's terrible Joe!
The smell!

scientific1982

I'd rather shove shards of glass up my japs eye.

stovelid

Of course.

It should be a public holiday here.

Star Bingo

sure we'll all be treated to every move they make beforehand. and be expected to coo

for royalty she showed a distinct lack of class/maturity claiming the proposal was 'wicked'. from such a posh gob i could only fathom the true meaning what a sh!t thing to pressure me with will, nice but balding dill

Wolfe Tone

Nodin wrote: »

I'd have a pint with him, at least.

It'll be a blast

bonerm

Star Bingo wrote: »

for royalty she showed a distinct lack of class/maturity claiming the proposal was 'wicked'. from such a posh gob

She'll have a posh knob in her posh gob come wedding night.

NullZer0

benwavner wrote: »

Get ****ed!!!

:mad::mad::mad:The Royal Wedding :mad::mad::mad:

Id rather be stuck with Joe Duffy in a 6ft deep hole filled with Liposuction fat and leper fingers with a heavy helping of anal leakage.

I'm rather concerned about the Joe Duffy part.

robinph

bonerm wrote: »

She'll have a posh knob in her posh gob come wedding night.

Quite possibly, but that was the step-mother-in-law that claimed it was "wicked".

bonerm

robinph wrote: »

Quite possibly, but that was the step-mother-in-law that claimed it was "wicked".

I'm sure she will too.

ascanbe

By the time it occurs, Brian Lenihan will probably have the power to force you to watch it or prevent you from watching it.

Liam Byrne

ascanbe wrote: »

By the time it occurs, Brian Lenihan will probably have the power to force you to watch it or prevent you from watching it.

Since he's doing his damndest to ensure most of us won't be able to afford the TV licence, electricity, or Sky, he'll probably manage that either way.

Dave!

Wouldn't miss it for the world

Latchy

It's just another big news event that will be in our faces on the day anyway so will maybe view some of it

Praetorian Saighdiuir

iRock wrote: »

I'm rather concerned about the Joe Duffy part.

So would I, but tbh.............id much rather that scenario that watch that absolute sh**!!

wellboy76

Sure we will have to watch it. After all we are going to be spending their money about then.

She is a bit fit to be a Royal isnt she

jd007

scientific1982 wrote: »

I'd rather shove shards of glass up my japs eye.

Really though?

punchdrunk

if Im not busy picking the fluff from my bellybutton that day,maybe I will...

Biggins

No, simply no.
(Will there be an alternative Channel 4 wedding?)

zero19

Highly unlikely

Star Bingo

wellboy76 wrote: »

She is a bit fit to be a Royal isnt she

not of mind .. whats the closest, most wicked asylum? fit for royalty at that; she needs the highest standard electroshock

bonerm

Apparently yer wan has to be a virgin up to the wedding day or the whole thing is invalid. Seriously doubt that. Will's probably been riding that six ways to sunday.

ibarelycare

Nope, I'll be bridesmaid at my sister's wedding that day

wellboy76

bonerm wrote: »

Apparently yer wan has to be a virgin up to the wedding day or the whole thing is invalid. Seriously doubt that. Will's probably been riding that six ways to sunday.

Do an imagesearch for her and 3rd line down.....

admiralofthefleet

are jim and barbara renewing their vows?

Plazaman

Watch it? I hope to be there front and centre (I'm just waiting for my invite). PS Will, she's a mad wee minx in the sack, don't let her use the "horsey wand" on you. Jaysus I'm still sore from it.

karma_

I have an appointment that day to have splinters pushed under my fingernails, so I will not be watching, I could cancel and watch, but I'd rather be subject to abject agony.

admiralofthefleet

i wonder what yer woman will think when she realises she is marrying into an inbred bunch of lizards

Dunjohn

My local Dubray's has a William & Kate book (printed by The Sun) for sale, in their humour section. Several copies. I had a look, it seemed serious and real. Were Dubray's making a statement?

Sally Taylor

Not sure about watching a royal wedding next year, too early to think about that, need to get through Christmas first!

bonerm

ibarelycare wrote: »

Nope, I'll be bridesmaid at my sister's wedding that day

Which channel is that going to be on?

orourkeda

Yes.

Kate Middleton makes my tool go hard.

bonerm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i wonder what yer woman will think when she realises she is marrying into an inbred bunch of lizards

Fake her own death just like .... er ... nobody.

orourkeda

bonerm wrote: »

Apparently yer wan has to be a virgin up to the wedding day or the whole thing is invalid. Seriously doubt that. Will's probably been riding that six ways to sunday.

I'd say the boul' Kate has well and truly been broken in.

Latchy

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i wonder what yer woman will think when she realises she is marrying into an inbred bunch of lizards

Think she going to have a helluva better 'royal ' life than Diana ,least if the son has anything to do with it and lessons will have being learned .But time will tell if she is cut out or wants to be really part of that lot .

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I wonder will anyone see the wedding through a sniper scope?...

...wouldnt be the first royal to lose her head...:p

scientific1982

jd007 wrote: »

Really though?

Yeah. I was in the bme pain olympics.

orourkeda

benwavner wrote: »

I wonder will anyone see the wedding through a sniper scope?...

...wouldnt be the first royal to lose her head...:p

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