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In love with my next door neighbour

  • 15-12-2010 11:55pm
    #1
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭


    Im in a bit of a dilemma here, you see I am really attracted to my next door neighbour. Its that I think he is an all round good man and is a very friendly individual. However I am afraid to ever ask him out in case he rejects me and I feel ackward living beside him after that. Is it worth asking him out or would you leave it be because youd feel ackward after that.
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  • #2
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    With your user name......you might want to check if the dude next door is gay first before you make a move....


  • #3
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Expose yourself to him and see if he gets hard.


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Is this the sequel to brokeback mountain or what?

    What are the exact dynamics at play here?


  • #5
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Go for it. You could just sit around twiddling your thumbs or do something about it. :)


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    With your user name......you might want to check if the dude next door is gay first before you make a move....

    Big hefty man crush on him.


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  • #7
    Kiwi_knock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Kiwi_knock


    Cum in his letterbox


  • #8
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Ask him over for dinner, serve him his pet rabit, tell him you love him, and that you new from the first moment you saw him that you will be together forever.


  • #9
    gamgsam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    Sure stroll over and give a knock on his back door


  • #10
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    rub up again'im


  • #11
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭John 242


    Kiwi_knock wrote: »
    Cum in his letterbox

    What a homophobe, I certainly hope somebody slaps your face for you one day.


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  • #12
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    John 242 wrote: »
    Is it worth asking him out or would you leave it be because youd feel ackward after that.

    Listen to his TV set through the wall to check if he watches any gay TV like the X-factor, soap operas or Man United matches.


  • #13
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Go for it. You could just sit around twiddling your thumbs or do something about it. :)

    Or twiddle something else

    :pac:


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    John 242 wrote: »
    What a homophobe, I certainly hope somebody slaps your face for you one day.

    is that because he came in the letter box instead of your man?


  • #15
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    John 242 wrote: »
    What a homophobe, I certainly hope somebody slaps your face for you one day.

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh!

    the tension is rising here!


  • #16
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    John 242 wrote: »
    Im in a bit of a dilemma here, you see I am really attracted to my next door neighbour. Its that I think he is an all round good man and is a very friendly individual. However I am afraid to ever ask him out in case he rejects me and I feel ackward living beside him after that. Is it worth asking him out or would you leave it be because youd feel ackward after that.
    'Dear John', is after hours the forum for this? really? what sorta ans u expect?


  • #17
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #18
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Go and knock on his fcukin' door right now and spill your guts to him.
    If you don't report back in the next while, we can presume that either it went very well or he flew into a rage and killed you.
    We'd then be honoured to be part of a thread that provides a swift and satisfying dramatic arc.


  • #19
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Kiwi_knock wrote: »
    Cum in his gloryhole

    Disgusting.


  • #20
    dollyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 602 ✭✭✭dollyk


    aw dont be minding them , just ask would he like to go for a friendly drink, or invite him over:D , have hot sex then post on ytube if he doesnt touch the right spots.:D


  • #21
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Obaraten wrote: »
    Is it just me or are AH trolls now are unfunny at best?

    Was there a time when they were unfunny at worst? Can't imagine there was any sustained period when they were actually funny.


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  • #22
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    John 242 wrote: »
    What a homophobe, I certainly hope somebody slaps your face for you one day.

    with his cock.


  • #23
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭baldbear


    In love? Why? Because your neighbour is friendly and nice to you?
    By god Mrs O'brien beside me better watch herself or i'll whisk her off her zimmerframe. She's lovely to me.


  • #24
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    i think youll find that that i ghave the correct opinion


  • #25
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭John 242


    krudler wrote: »
    with his cock.

    How dare you, somebody should give you a good slap in the face making fun of the gay community like that!


  • #26
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    John 242 wrote: »
    Im in a bit of a dilemma here, you see I am really attracted to my next door neighbour. Its that I think he is an all round good man and is a very friendly individual. However I am afraid to ever ask him out in case he rejects me and I feel ackward living beside him after that. Is it worth asking him out or would you leave it be because youd feel ackward after that.


    Don't do it John...there's no cure for ackward... or being punched really really hard in the face.

    You might have Lupus though...


  • #27
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    i think youll find that that i ghave the correct opinion

    I find you tend to, Pete; at least 50% of the time.


  • #28
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    John 242 wrote: »
    How dare you, somebody should give you a good slap in the face making fun of the gay community like that!

    With a cock?


  • #29
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    John 242 wrote: »
    How dare you, somebody should give you a good slap in the face making fun of the gay community like that!

    What's the diference between a fag and a freezer? Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...


  • #30
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭John 242


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    What's the diference between a fag and a freezer? Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...

    Youre lucky you didnt say that to my face, id kick your arse for you!


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  • #31
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    John 242 wrote: »
    Youre lucky you didnt say that to my face, id kick your arse for you!

    No worry, my back would be to the wall :pac:


  • #32
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    John 242 wrote: »
    Youre lucky you didnt say that to my face, id lick your arse for you!

    FYP :pac:


  • #33
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    i see a thread - yes - with a big lock....


  • #34
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    John 242 wrote: »
    Youre lucky you didnt say that to my face, id kick your arse for you!
    So close to saying the magic words there


  • #35
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭John 242


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    No worry, my back would be to the wall :pac:

    Not if I got my hands on it, it wouldnt with the way youre talking.


  • #36
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    i see a thread - yes - with a big cock....

    Fixed that for ya

    ;)


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  • #37
    Unpossible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    John 242 wrote: »
    Not if I got my hands on it, it wouldnt with the way youre talking.
    steady on, there are people under 18 on here


  • #38
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Nail a dildo to his door


  • #39
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I love you too, John. <3


  • #40
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    is OP a guy? , or is it a girl called John :confused:


  • #41
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Unpossible wrote: »
    steady on, there are people under 18 on here

    i know yeah!

    I think he's suggesting rape.

    Disgusting.


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  • #42
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    We could be here for a while folks.

    http://www.gifsoup.com/view/960466/popcorn-it-crowd.html


  • #43
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I remember when trolls used to put in a bit of effort.

    :(


  • #44
    ArseLtd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    John 242 wrote: »
    Youre lucky you didnt say that to my face, id kick your arse for you!

    With a cock?


  • #45
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Mousey- wrote: »
    is OP a guy? , or is it a girl called John :confused:

    its a girl..................obviously :rolleyes:


  • #46
    John 242
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭John 242


    ArseLtd wrote: »
    With a cock?

    With a hand. You are a disgrace!


  • #47
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    irish-stew wrote: »
    I remember when trolls used to put in a bit of effort.

    :(

    close this bad boy [take that whatever way you like :p]


  • #48
    Numb.Muzik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Numb.Muzik


    I heard theres slaps in this thread .... did i miss it ?


  • #49
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    bit of a horndog is our john..

    id say hes riddled :pac:


  • #50
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Numb.Muzik wrote: »
    I heard theres slaps in this thread .... did i miss it ?

    Op is whacking his cock off, people he doesnt like


  • #51
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Numb.Muzik wrote: »
    I heard theres slaps in this thread .... did i miss it ?

    Only the slaps of some ballsack on inner thigh, im looking at OP.


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