Is Cliff Richard actually Satan?

PeterIanStaker

Well it's Xmas and Richards tends to rear his head from the cryogenically frozen tube he inhabits for the other 51 weeks of the year to feast on fresh souls.

So anyone think that he's actually the Prince of Darkness?

Or is it Daniel O'Donnell?








*note, I do not believe in god, jesus, satan, heaven, hell, allah, buddah or the flying spaghetti monster but f*ck it, it's AH and if you can't have the craic you may as well be dead*

Absurdum

what the ****

Scarydoll

Yes I do believe he is indeed Satan.

strokemyclover

No, it's well proven David Hasselhoff is the evil one, see below

http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/

Johro

Charlie Landsborough is evil.

Pompey Magnus

Sorry but the minions of the Dark Side produce some kick ass tunes, Cliff Richards' stuff is so lame that they have to derive from within the Christian camp.

Johro

Jedward. Satan's spawn. Evil twins.
Except they're pretty dense, so I reckon we're alright.:rolleyes:

Biggins

No, that crown is reserved for Ahern.

bonerm

Cliff has long be anti-devil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0

watch out, she'll get you from behind! :eek:

KeithM89_old

I didnt know the devil was gay....

mikom

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Well it's Xmas and Richards tends to rear his head

He's only releasing his single in China this Christmas.
It's call "Itchy sore fanny"

"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"

PeterIanStaker

bonerm wrote: »

Cliff has long be anti-devil

Thats what he wants you to think!

Star Bingo

every time i hear the opening bars of Its So Funny i think of some fcuking office in the 80s. and cliff doing that captivating dance, it reminds me that music is for adolescents and retards

orourkeda

No. He's only a bollix

cml387

mikom wrote: »

He's only releasing his single in China this Christmas.
It's call "Itchy sore fanny"

"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore.'"

Ah Mr Criff Lichard.

No he couldn't be in China.
And he's not satan either.
He's just a rather nice old English pop star who was in Eurovision and sang at Wimbledon.
Do we have to sex up everything in AH?

Fromvert

Have you ever seen his calenders? Some of the funniest pictures you'll see. You get 12 gems just like this. You never know where he'll be next, having a BBQ, on his motorbike and if you're lucky he may be topless.

So no he is not Satan.


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latenia

A little known fact about Cliff is that he's an original godfather of hip-hop, up there with DJ Kool-Herc and Afrika Bambaataa:

Percussion was by Tony Meehan (drums) and Cliff Richard, who played a Chinese drum at the beginning and at end to provide an atmosphere of stereotypically Native American music......


....A 1973 version by the Incredible Bongo Band has been called "hip-hop’s national anthem".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_(instrumental)

Blobby George

Mistletoe & Wine does have hellish qualities.

Son Of A Vidic

How old is he now, 170 or something?

Absurdum

Jaysus, Satan gets a shocking bad time in this forum :mad:

Capt'n Midnight

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

How old is he now, 170 or something?

He is so old that his early performances are out of copyright. And somehow he feels this is wrong, cos' he won't make money out of them

Newsflash, do something creative and the copyright will last 70 years, after you die.

Typical case of monkey vs. organ grinder.

df1985

I saw a cliff richard calendar the other day in town, possibly the creepiest thing ive seen, him in a wife beater looking like a paedo.

Mr Benevolent

No you fool, Pat Kenny is Satan. Wait a minute, they both look alike...

ArtSmart

Fromvert wrote: »

Have you ever seen his calenders? Some of the funniest pictures you'll see. You get 12 gems just like this. You never know where he'll be next, having a BBQ, on his motorbike and if you're lucky he may be topless.

So no he is not Satan.


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that was unsettling.

hiscan

KeithM89 wrote: »

I didnt know the devil was gay....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFwG7NDx1q8

You've obviously never seen this :P

Captain_Generic

df1985 wrote: »

I saw a cliff richard calendar the other day in town, possibly the creepiest thing ive seen, him in a wife beater looking like a paedo.

http://img829.imageshack.us/i/article00c356678000005d.jpg/

Star Bingo

seriously though, cliff richard? beelzebub?? wolf in sheep's clothing?

freyners

no a tv show proven this guy is satan:D
http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iLSmTPwJGZY/Sln6Ahg0mdI/AAAAAAAAUlM/l0SI-PBxnqg/s400/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://glamour-news.blogspot.com/2009/07/10-greatest-tv-and-movie-devils.html&usg=__yZ3goayBWx4gH8RBzbom2magzJY=&h=379&w=300&sz=16&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=ZHJMCAk6jxCvUM:&tbnh=172&tbnw=136&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dned%2Bflanders%2Bsatan%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D653%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=136&vpy=72&dur=661&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=124&ty=144&ei=nXUFTcLKIMG7hAe8rfztBw&oei=nXUFTcLKIMG7hAe8rfztBw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

Dudess

Are you asking is he a devil man... with evil on his mind?