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In charge of boards what would you do?

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  • 10-12-2010 5:12pm
    #1
    mjquinno
    Registered Users Posts: 538 ✭✭✭


    Hi guys,

    Just wondering if you were in charge of boards what would you do?


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    #2
    EoghanConway
    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭EoghanConway


    I suppose evil laughter would be high on the agenda, along with vague promises of "change". After that, business as usual.


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    #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Fap.


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    #4
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Allow inconceivable amounts of porn!


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    #5
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Change the colour of the 'Subscriber' stars - anything but sick coloured :(


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    #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Allow inconceivable amounts of porn!

    Ctrl+t, type "4chan.org", press enter.


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    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    I'd ban Cloud and DeVore. Why? Because only when you have eliminated those who went before you can you be a true dictator.

    After that? Dunno, boards pretty much runs itself


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    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Attempt to mobilise a revolutionary force, only to realise that boards.ie can't agree on anything and be executed by my subordinates (the mods)


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Ctrl+t, type "4chan.org", press enter.


    Are you looking at my screen?


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    #10
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Make my post count 10,000,000,000.


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    #11
    Dermo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Dermo


    Create 2 different boards armies each week and have them fight.

    First up
    The Gentlemen's Club v The Ladies Lounge


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    #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    <marquee> Tags.



    Everywhere.


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    #13
    zero19
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    Free custom avatars for all!


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    #14
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    My money's on the Ladies Lounge, it's partly made up of blokes desperately trying to impress women, so they'd have added incentive to fight.


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    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Tar and feather double posters ;)


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    #16
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Put the moderators of the politics forum on a permanent swap cycle. Every moderator on boards has to moderate politics for one week then move on to the next moderator in the list.

    That and scrap (then delete) the 'green issues'/sustainability forum.


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    #17
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Sell it to Daft.ie


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    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    phasers wrote: »
    Sell it to Daft.ie

    Zing! :p


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    phasers wrote: »
    Sell it to Daft.ie

    Don't be.... ridiculous.


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Insist that all avatars are 150 x 150 pornographic video GIFs.

    That's what all the best forums allow.


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    #21
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    seamus wrote: »
    Insist that all avatars are 150 x 150 pornographic video GIFs.

    That's what all the best forums allow.

    I can foresee boards being third or fourth in a google search for 'twogirls.gif'.


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    #22
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Get rid of the thanks button.


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    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    landsleaving wrote: »
    My money's on the Ladies Lounge, it's partly made up of blokes desperately trying to impress women, so they'd have added incentive to fight.

    I'd make this a private forum and ban access request from all other male boardsies. :cool:


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    #24
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    marco_polo wrote: »
    I'd make this a private forum and ban access request from all other male boardsies. :cool:

    But there are no girls on the internet! So it'd just be you.........and a load of "fellas".

    Oh.


    I see.


    T_T


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    seamus wrote: »
    Insist that all avatars are 150 x 150 pornographic video GIFs.

    That's what all the best forums allow.

    I really don't wanna see your avatar as a gif.


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    #26
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    Remove the ridiculous ban on anything to do with MCD.


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    #27
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Coke and Hookers


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    #28
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    mr kr0nik wrote: »
    Remove the ridiculous ban on anything to do with MCD.

    But, that's gone AGES!
    Sykk wrote: »
    Coke and Hookers

    First you get theee boards.........


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    #29
    Joeyjoejoe83
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭Joeyjoejoe83


    Ban everyone who takes a random unrelated topic and always turns it into northside vs southside, townie vs culchie or northern Ireland vs RoI argument! So bloody annoying!


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    #30
    Dermo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Dermo


    Joeyjoejoe83 wrote: »
    Ban everyone who takes a random unrelated topic and always turns it into northside vs southside, townie vs culchie or northern Ireland vs RoI argument! So bloody annoying!

    you're only saying that cos you're a northside culchie


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    #31
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    chin_grin wrote: »
    But there are no girls on the internet! So it'd just be you.........and a load of "fellas".

    Oh.


    I see.


    T_T

    And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you damn kids!


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