The Jumpguy Thread

I've noticed a lot of posts about Jumpguy recently clogging up other threads and I thought we should have a separate thread for all things Jumpguy. Dingoesatemybaby and Mersenne Prime discussion is fine.

Personally, and I know others will agree with me, I feel this thread has been coming for a long time.

Insect Overlord

Pygmalion

I think jumpguy is a pretty cool guy, eh posts on boards and doesnt afraid of anything.

Also, fun fact: Jumpguy is the second best Jumpguy of all time, right after Not Jumpguy

Davidius

jumpguy's alter ego has a pretty cool blog.

Ginja Ninja

okay,I should probably lock this as it's not much to do with anythi.....OHMYGOD JUMPGUY!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!111!!!one!!!!!eleven!!


maybe I'll sticky it and sort it out tomorrow :cool:

Insect Overlord

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

okay,I should probably lock this as it's not much to do with anythi.....OHMYGOD JUMPGUY!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!111!!!one!!!!!eleven!!


maybe I'll sticky it and sort it out tomorrow :cool:

*wipes tear from eye*

They learn so fast! I am ever so proud!

/crying

I have news that we may be visited in this thread over the next few days by an actual jumpguy.

We have also asked "not jumpguy", but... he hasn't returned our calls.

Namlub

One time, jumpguy punched me in the face. It was awesome.

**Timbuk2**

Well it's about time we had one of these threads! C+H without this thread was like a car without fuel, a pub without drink, me without maths - empty and void :P

I salute you, jumpguy, Jumpy, Not Jumpguy, etc.

Where did I first come across jumpguy? I was in AH and there was this one user thanking every single post in a thread. This user was jumpguy. This was odd but I didn't mind. The next I noticed was that people had sigs where jumpguy couldn't thank any posts for a month, or something similar.

Then I realised in the LC forum that jumpguy was a young'un also. I mistakenly believed that he was in 6th year also, such was the indepthness of his knowledge about various subjects, and the helpfulness of his replies. He wanted to do medicine, which is impressive in itself.

Now he's in C+H, determined to win the Best Jumpguy Jizzler this year. So vote for Jumpguy - he won't lose by 2^31 - 1 votes again!

highlydebased

O.o

bythewoods

His name is jumpguy. People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks.

Craguls

MORE LIKE JUMPGHEY LOL!:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

suitcasepink

Jumpguy Fact #9651 He is affectionately known as Jumpie

So yea, call him that. He lurrrrrves it

Tune in tomorrow for more awesome, random facts. (I have lots because I save my chat logs, unlike jumpie)

Fago!

Jumpguy fact #9652 - Jumpguy is allergic to Simon Cowell.

Jackobyte

I was in an MSN chat with him once. It was quite a memoral moment for me.

Screaminmidget

can someone explain this to me please??? this is going straight over my head

Konata

HAVE MY BABIES JUMPY!

Davidius

Screaminmidget wrote: »

can someone explain this to me please??? this is going straight over my head

jumpguy is a hero. That's pretty much sums it up.

MavisDavis

Jumpguy is the best Jumpguy I know.

Jumpy

Konata wrote: »

HAVE MY BABIES JUMPY!

OK.

Konata

..................


lolwut?!

Fago!

*Goes off to start thread in Legends Of Boards forum*

suitcasepink

Jumpy wrote: »

OK.

I really hope you keep doing this, posting outta nowhere, its ridiculously amusing and makes my day. :pac:
But please dont become a reg here because then it will lose its funniness

Though you deserve a nomination in the best jumpguy awards <.<

Monsieur Folie

I must have missed the Jumpguy era.. Would anyone care to fill me in so I can also confess my love to him?

Jackobyte

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

I must have missed the Jumpguy era.. Would anyone care to fill me in so I can also confess my love to him?

He is a forum user who has contributed a lot to this forum, he probably has more posts here than anyone else. In last years Jizzler Awards, he lost out on the Best Jumpguy Award to Not Jumpguy by a couple of hundred/thousand votes.

link

**Timbuk2**

How awesome is Jumpguy?

Not Awesome|

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X-|Awesome

Jackobyte

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

How awesome is Jumpguy?

Not Awesome|

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X-|Awesome

Mollikins

I don't have a clue who Jumpguy or why he has a thread dedicated to him but I'm lovin' this thread!!

All hail Jumpguy!!


*Bows down to his superiority and awesomeness.*

Pigwidgeon

I hear jumpguy likes to jump.

Namlub

I feel like we should all hide behind a sofa wearing party hats as we await his arrival...any minute now

jefreywithonef

kateos2 wrote: »

I hear jumpguy likes to jump.

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jumpguy is also a shape shifter? What a guy!

Also, if I hadn't already made my request in the poetry challenge thread I'd ask IO to pen a tribute to our favourite jumper. The world needs a 'The Ballad of Jumpguy'.

Pigwidgeon

Monzo wrote: »

jumpguy is also a shape shifter? What a guy!

Also, if I hadn't already made my request in the poetry challenge thread I'd ask IO to pen a tribute to our favourite jumper. The world needs a 'The Ballad of Jumpguy'.

He's a man of many talents, shape shifting and jumping are only two of the things that make up teh awesomeness of jumpguy.

QueenOfLeon

I've met Jumpguy. I win

I can also verify that he resembles this:

randylonghorn

Fago! wrote: »

Jumpguy fact #9652 - Jumpguy is allergic to Simon Cowell.

Everyone's allergic to Simon Cowell, ffs! :mad:

Konata wrote: »

..................

lolwut?!

Pwned, end of!

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I've met Jumpguy. I win

Ah, but have you fulfilled your mission and recruited him to Galway?

The result of this is likely to be a major factor in your future career, you know!

Jay P

jumpguy is one of about three people I added as a friend on this lovely site. What a guy he is.

soccymonster

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I've met Jumpguy. I win

I've had the honour of meeting the great jumpguy also. I urge everyone to do the same. Winning a jizzler for Best Jumpguy, pfft.. More like nobel prize for World Peace!

...where is the man himself anyways? I'm growing tiresome

Ginja Ninja

Jumpguy fact #459; Jumpguy can double jump in real life
Jumpguy Fact #268;Jumpguy once jumped on Mario to se what would happened, he grew to twice his normal size.

randylonghorn

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Jumpguy Fact #268; Jumpguy once jumped on Mario to se what would happened, he grew to twice his normal size.

Really?! 0_o

jefreywithonef

Testament to the greatness of jumpguy: the first jumpguy-inspired thread wins thread of the day.

Konata

If only jumpguy were here to see this...

Jackobyte

Konata wrote: »

If only jumpguy were here to see this...

I'm sure he is here in spirit.

Ginja Ninja

Is there a reason we're lacking one Jumpguy? [I've the memory of a goldfish]

randylonghorn

Last time he was here, Soccy and Deise told him he looked like Niall Horan out of One Direction.

I think he's still traumatised ...

soccymonster

Randy, you're so evil and a big meanie! -_-
Also, I've had the pleasure of contacting jumpguy... He will return to us soon. I'm so EXCIIIIITED. Aaaaaaahhh!!1!1!!!!

jumpguy

Who's jumpguy and why should we care?

Mollikins

jumpguy wrote: »

Who's jumpguy and why should we care?

You're so cool. Can I lick your shoes?!!





:pac:

suitcasepink

jumpguy wrote: »

Who's jumpguy and why should we care?

As ive mentioned before, he smells.

jumpguy

Average day in the life (replace baldy head with me):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_H1KDjW9Y

KnifeWRENCH

Jumpguy, you are this month's Employee of the month.

I hereby award you a plaque, a ham, a discount coupon book and my personal thumbs-up.

nogivingup

jumpguy wrote: »

Who's jumpguy and why should we care?

**** you, jumpguy.

Konata

Best. Necro. Ever.