mmmmmm....apple pie

CorkMan

*salivates*

Princess Peach

Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

krudler

That sounded a bit...rapey.

Joey the lips

What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...

CorkMan

Princess Peach wrote: »

Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:

dubtom

By tap do you mean you asked them for money?

admiralofthefleet

there was an incredible spanish girl in the wicked wolf pub one night that i immediately set my sights on, we went at it like rabbits in blackrock dart station a couple of hours later.

mad m

Whats this "TAP" business.....TAP What exactly.....

mickdw

Princess Peach wrote: »

Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

Corkman walked into that one:D

CorkMan

dubtom wrote: »

By tap do you mean you asked them for money?

No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

Grab optional :cool:

SuperInfinity

Joey the lips wrote: »

What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...

I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....

W.Shakes-Beer

I tapped a blind woman on the shoulder once.

Princess Peach

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056109789

starbelgrade

CorkMan wrote: »

No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

Grab optional :cool:

Weirdo.

CorkMan

CorkMan wrote: »

Ever see a hot women

CorkMan wrote: »

I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:

A woman or multiple women?!

Joey the lips

Must be a cork thing.... Dubs just bump into them a grab a slice....

KeithM89_old

Is this anything like 'Bop It' ? I love that game...:)

mad m

SuperInfinity wrote: »

I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....

Jaysus I was just about to say "Im off now to TAP my Pillow"....Hmmmm

Night all...

Wossack

you weirdo

El Guapo!

TAP THIS .

Sauve

Presume you got a swift slap for your actions?

we'llallhavetea_old

if a stranger "tapped" my arse while i was out and about during the day, i'd tap my fist of their face.

Star Bingo

tapped that skull just to check how hollow it was. was glaringly obvious the booty would hold up

krudler

CorkMan wrote: »

No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

Grab optional :cool:

Is this why you dont enjoy sex? try using your dick, you might be surprised at the results.

mad m

Well speaking of Cork,


What did the corkman say when he slipped on a bar of soap....


Thats LIFEBUOY...

Tap that.

The Shtig

Did ya 'tap' them with your little man the girth of a 500ml coke bottle (preferably not diet) OP?

Johro

CorkMan wrote: »

Lets be honest lads,..

You should try it sometime.

fonecrusher1

Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.

Daroxtar

Frotteur

CorkMan

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.

It's OK, everyone is below me. They can try to throw rocks at my glorious throne, but they never hit.

I never listen to lesser people.

Monsieur Folie

I was under the impression 'tap that' meant sex?

I guess they interpret the slang in a more literal sense down there in Cork.

No but really, OP, that's a bit sad.

Star Bingo

CorkMan wrote: »

It's OK, everyone is below me. They can try to throw rocks at my glorious throne, but they never hit.

I never listen to lesser people.

GERRUP ourra my seat! ye little rocket ya.

n mop up that yop

Birdnuts

Plenty of times at various concerts;)

spinandscribble

wow touching a woman without invitation in a sexual way. The single most unattractive thing a man can do. pure sleaze.

ArseLtd

CorkMan wrote: »

Ever see a hot women and get the sudden urge to tap that? Ever obey it?

I did a couple of times before, once in the pub and the other time in the queue at the grocery market :cool:

Dude! We're still suspicious you're gay and that your sexual performance is average after that other thread.

citizen_p

i always thought to "tap that"...was to have sex with the girl later (consentual obviously)


but from OPs sentances it sound like he litreally just went up and patted them on the ass or somthing.....or else he raped em :pac:

deereidy

Birdnuts wrote: »

Plenty of times at various concerts;)

Ya, guys used to think that was OK to do to me too. Now I just punch them in the face. They always fall because men who do that are pussies

DB10

If tap that means go home, think of her, then soil myself repeatedly while rolling around on the ground in my own urine, licking the floor....

Then yes I've tapped that many times....

CorkMan

DB10 wrote: »

If tap that means go home, think of her, then soil myself repeatedly while rolling around on the ground in my own urine, licking the floor....

Then yes I've tapped that many times....

My God....I never thought a Dog had a mind :pac:

Bob the Builder

ArseLtd wrote: »

Dude! We're still suspicious you're gay and that your sexual performance is average after that other thread.

Checkers taught me that a guy with another guy on top of him makes him a King.

Life taught me that it makes him a Queen.

tommyhaas

This lad is gonna be a future star of crimeline. I mean wtf, going up and doing that to women randomly, your gonna end up in either hospital or jail.

Sanjuro

I thought the original post was the opening lyrics to some sort of crap Irish hip-hop song.

Son, I am disappoint.

Voltex

Nothin sounds worse than Cork Gangsta!!

Irish Guitarist

Do you mean ask her if she'd like to go tap dancing? If so, then no I haven't.

bonerm

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Do you mean ask her if she'd like to go tap dancing? If so, then no I haven't.

Exactly. Can't beat a bit of tap when a hot woman is on the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

KeithM89_old

Ooohhh i love apple pie...:)

old_aussie

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ooohhh i love apple pie...:)

and i bet you love some cream with it too.

COUCH WARRIOR

OP you do realise, that's sexual assault your admitting to:eek:

KeithM89_old

old_aussie wrote: »

and i bet you love some cream with it too.

Yup! - loads of it...








oh..:(

bonerm

The thread title reminds of that movie where the American teenager fúcks the hot apple pie. I think it was called "1 Guy 1 Dessert"?

starbelgrade

bonerm wrote: »

The thread title reminds of that movie where the American teenager fúcks the hot apple pie. I think it was called "1 Guy 1 Dessert"?

I wonder if he tapped the apple pie first?