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mmmmmm....apple pie

  • 10-12-2010 12:29AM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    *salivates*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    That sounded a bit...rapey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



    Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

    I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    By tap do you mean you asked them for money?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    there was an incredible spanish girl in the wicked wolf pub one night that i immediately set my sights on, we went at it like rabbits in blackrock dart station a couple of hours later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Whats this "TAP" business.....TAP What exactly.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,850 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

    Corkman walked into that one:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    dubtom wrote: »
    By tap do you mean you asked them for money?

    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭SuperInfinity


    What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



    Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...

    I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

    If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I tapped a blind woman on the shoulder once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CorkMan wrote: »
    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:


    Weirdo.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Archer Whining Matte


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Ever see a hot women
    CorkMan wrote: »
    I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:

    A woman or multiple women?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Must be a cork thing.... Dubs just bump into them a grab a slice....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Is this anything like 'Bop It' ? I love that game...:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

    If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....

    Jaysus I was just about to say "Im off now to TAP my Pillow"....Hmmmm

    Night all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭Wossack


    you weirdo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Presume you got a swift slap for your actions?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    if a stranger "tapped" my arse while i was out and about during the day, i'd tap my fist of their face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    tapped that skull just to check how hollow it was. was glaringly obvious the booty would hold up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    CorkMan wrote: »
    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:

    Is this why you dont enjoy sex? try using your dick, you might be surprised at the results.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Well speaking of Cork,


    What did the corkman say when he slipped on a bar of soap....


    Thats LIFEBUOY...

    Tap that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭The Shtig


    Did ya 'tap' them with your little man the girth of a 500ml coke bottle (preferably not diet) OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Lets be honest lads,..
    You should try it sometime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,959 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,474 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Frotteur


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.

    It's OK, everyone is below me. They can try to throw rocks at my glorious throne, but they never hit.

    I never listen to lesser people.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    I was under the impression 'tap that' meant sex?

    I guess they interpret the slang in a more literal sense down there in Cork.

    No but really, OP, that's a bit sad.


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