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mmmmmm....apple pie

  • 10-12-2010 12:29AM
    #1
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    *salivates*


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  • #2
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!


  • #3
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    That sounded a bit...rapey.


  • #4
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



    Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...


  • #5
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

    I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:


  • #6
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    By tap do you mean you asked them for money?


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  • #7
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    there was an incredible spanish girl in the wicked wolf pub one night that i immediately set my sights on, we went at it like rabbits in blackrock dart station a couple of hours later.


  • #8
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Whats this "TAP" business.....TAP What exactly.....


  • #9
    mickdw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,850 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Too bad you didn't enjoy it!

    Corkman walked into that one:D


  • #10
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    dubtom wrote: »
    By tap do you mean you asked them for money?

    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:


  • #11
    SuperInfinity
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭SuperInfinity


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    What the fcuk is tap that... New teenage code for a ****....



    Jesus i like the old days when a roide was a roide...

    I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

    If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....


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  • #12
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I tapped a blind woman on the shoulder once.


  • #13
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056109789


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CorkMan wrote: »
    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:


    Weirdo.


  • #15
    Archer Whining Matte
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Archer Whining Matte


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Ever see a hot women
    CorkMan wrote: »
    I bet the women will beg to differ :pac:

    A woman or multiple women?!


  • #16
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Must be a cork thing.... Dubs just bump into them a grab a slice....


  • #17
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Is this anything like 'Bop It' ? I love that game...:)


  • #18
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    SuperInfinity wrote: »
    I think he's talking about actual sex this time.

    If not then god save us all from the levels of sadness around here....

    Jaysus I was just about to say "Im off now to TAP my Pillow"....Hmmmm

    Night all...


  • #19
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭Wossack


    you weirdo


  • #20
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    TAP THIS .


  • #21
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Presume you got a swift slap for your actions?


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  • #22
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    if a stranger "tapped" my arse while i was out and about during the day, i'd tap my fist of their face.


  • #23
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    tapped that skull just to check how hollow it was. was glaringly obvious the booty would hold up


  • #24
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    CorkMan wrote: »
    No, to tap their ass with the tip of your fingers.

    Grab optional :cool:

    Is this why you dont enjoy sex? try using your dick, you might be surprised at the results.


  • #25
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Well speaking of Cork,


    What did the corkman say when he slipped on a bar of soap....


    Thats LIFEBUOY...

    Tap that.


  • #26
    The Shtig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭The Shtig


    Did ya 'tap' them with your little man the girth of a 500ml coke bottle (preferably not diet) OP?


  • #27
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Lets be honest lads,..
    You should try it sometime.


  • #28
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,959 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.


  • #29
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,474 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Frotteur


  • #30
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Christ corkman, your a sucker for punishment. You enjoy this right? The inevitable deluge of derogatory replies.

    It's OK, everyone is below me. They can try to throw rocks at my glorious throne, but they never hit.

    I never listen to lesser people.


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  • #31
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    I was under the impression 'tap that' meant sex?

    I guess they interpret the slang in a more literal sense down there in Cork.

    No but really, OP, that's a bit sad.


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