I'm Bleedin' STAAAARRRRVVVIIINNNNGGG!

az2wp0sye65487

It's almost midnight; and probably too late to be eating much. But I'm leppin and would fookin love a chinese / pizza / kebab - something!

What do you do at times like this?

Edit

Should have mentioned - only available food in the house at the moment is:

1. Carrotts
2. Potatoes
3. Tomatoes
4. Tin of tuna
5. Cereals

Everything else is frozen...

MagicMarker

eat?

Son Of A Vidic

Eat something, it helps.

KeithM89_old

I always get hungry around this time - nothing better than a ham sandwich with loads of brown sauce....

round tower huntsman

toastie

W.Shakes-Beer

mince pie. nom nom

tricks

Thanks very much now I'm definitely going to end up ordering something

zero19

Go to sleep

Inbox

You'll wake up hungrier!

yoshytoshy

A toasted wrap with cheese and onion ,easy to make.

Poor Uncle Tom

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

I'm Bleedin' STAAAARRRRVVVIIINNNNGGG!

Well, which is it?

maxfresh

some homemade chips or wedges with the spuds:)

Ghandee

Eat ****!

Micky Dolenz

mmm Pizza

Mrmoe

Chop up the spuds, boil for a few minutes and then fry them in some cooking oil. Add brown sauce and then eat. Simples.:)

Saila

Mice and noodles take out






fixed

KeithM89_old

maxfresh wrote: »

some homemade chips or wedges with the spuds:)

Makin chips so late is a baaaaad idea...:)
Just go to the chippy

Asphyxia

You should check out this amazing website

http://www.myfridgefood.com

This has gotten me through some bad times

az2wp0sye65487

Saila wrote: »

Mice and fried rice take out

I thought the mice only came with noodles... which I'm not too fond of :pac:

Saila

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

4. Tin of tuna

I bet you have Paprika, all spice, and all the other spices no one uses!












you had to be there

bob the bob

Be less poor

OPENROAD

Fried egg sandwich ready and a nice hot cup of sweet tea

az2wp0sye65487

Saila wrote: »

I bet you have Paprika, all spice, and all the other spices no one uses!












you had to be there

I was there... well, watched it on TV last night. Michael McIntyre?

az2wp0sye65487

OPENROAD wrote: »

Fried egg sandwich ready and a nice hot cup of sweet tea

Think we have a winner!

MagicMarker

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

I was there... well, watched it on TV last night. Michael McIntyre?

John West Tuna, pleased to meet you.

Quiet you

Pocketfizz wrote: »

You should check out this amazing website

http://www.myfridgefood.com

This has gotten me through some bad times

My taste buds thank thee.

MagicMarker

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

Think we have a winner!

You didn't mention eggs or bread in your OP.

You suck.

Star Bingo

be it macaroni or canneloni its no baloney, tv meals get me by

KeithM89_old

Two Words: Mystery Omlette.

Star Bingo

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

mmm Pizza

http://www.extremepizza.com/menu/index.html

Yard Sale, every time. threatened me with being outside their delivery zone when business picked up til they realized i was utterly dependent on em

Mint Sauce

Some rice crispies with hot milk would be nice right now.

Toby_2010

Just had a four seasons pizza about 30 mins ago!!! MINT!

tricks

Just had a bacon egg and grilled cheese sambo
This thread made me hungry !

Balfie

Toasted ham an cheese, bitta mustard, and a cuppa tea, bovril, soup... yesh!

LETHAL LADY

Carrots and spuds well your laffin twas called skippy dinner in my house in de eightys mash it all up with a bit of butter it will fill de gap.

KeithM89_old

I have to stay up for a few more hours. The fridge is empty and theres no Coffee. Just this warm cream... itll have to do....:)

StereoLove

yoshytoshy wrote: »

A toasted wrap with cheese and onion ,easy to make.

Yummy!:D

LETHAL LADY

Another suggestion I have is Uranium pie this is a stock up food thingy for the harsh weather. Tinned corned beef onions and spuds. Boil the spuds fry the onions dice the tinned corned beef youll be grand wash it all down with a bit of bovril.

OutlawPete

You are not "starving".

You have Protein and every single Vitamin, Mineral and fatty acid with what you have in the house:

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

1. Carrotts
2. Potatoes
3. Tomatoes
4. Tin of tuna
5. Cereals

What you are suffering from is withdrawals from the lack of opiates that are in foods like Cheese and wheat and / or a blood sugar high.

Go cold Turkey, eat nothing but Cold Turkey.

starbelgrade

Open the tin of tuna. Strain the oil into a bowl & throw away the tuna.

Take a spud & cut a 2 inch hole in it, the same width as the base of the largest carrot.

Stick the carrot into the spud.

Hold it by the spud base, then stick the carrot end into the reserved oil.

Then bend over & stick the carrot up your bum.

It won't solve your hunger problem, but it'll distract you from it for about 10 minutes.

az2wp0sye65487

MagicMarker wrote: »

You didn't mention eggs or bread in your OP.

You suck.

I realise that. tbh I was far foo lazy to check what we actually had and I was takin a bit of a stab in the dark. Turns out that there was eggs and bread. Had a fried egg on toast with brown sauce (delish man) and a mug of scald. Job done!

OutlawPete

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

Think we have a winner!

Ah, caffeine .. have that addiction myself.

Especially with occasional Kit Kat and bag of King crisps.

Mmmmmmm caffeine, serotonin and fat hit all in one go, brain centre pleasure overload.

Finished off with a fap.

Win.

nermal15

Just had two mince pies with cream and I'm feeling worse off for it.

Saila

Douglas Ugly Scoutmaster wrote: »

I was there... well, watched it on TV last night. Michael McIntyre?

thats the one, man I have not laughed that hard for a good while

people say they dont like him, even hate him around here in AH
once you get over the posh english thing-a-phobe, he is hillarious!

'man drawer' and all that

MagicMarker wrote: »

John West Tuna, pleased to meet you.

:pac:

heavyballs

just had the last of the roast beef(eye of the round)
4 slices of white bread,loads of proper butter,lots of salt and even more pepper and a dab of mayo

oh and washed down with a strong cup a cha

TeddyTedson

OP, have a glass of warm milk. It will fix you.

Princess Peach

I forgot to eat dinner today

Haven't eaten since half 2, and now its too late.

Hungry!

KeithM89_old

Princess Peach wrote: »

Haven't eaten since half 2, and now its too late.
Hungry!

Its never too late to eat! - im just about to scoff down a Cadburys turkish

Princess Peach

KeithM89 wrote: »

Its never too late to eat! - im just about to scoff down a Cadburys turkish

I really don't want to move too far. What I have within reaching distance is a chocolate advent calendar, a litre of vodka and Berocca Boost tablets.


Interesting....

KeithM89_old

Princess Peach wrote: »

I really don't want to move too far. What I have within reaching distance is a chocolate advent calendar, a litre of vodka and Berocca Boost tablets.


Interesting....

easy - stick a few berocca in the vodka bottle, open a door on the calendar, eat the chocolate and do a shot. Repeat 18 times...

Princess Peach

KeithM89 wrote: »

easy - stick a few berocca in the vodka bottle, open a door on the calendar, eat the chocolate and do a shot. Repeat 18 times...

Yeah that was my thought aswell. But after the time I used skittles as a mixer for my vodka, I'm a little bit wary.