Acts of controlled rage

Dean820

Was in the shop during my break yesterday and was walking up to the counter when this very rough looking girl in an addidas tracksuit and hoopy earrings asked me to get her a spoon. Now, I just should have said no, flat out but I was taken aback. So I went and picked up the spoon, the spoon was the other side of the shop by the deli. It was out of my way. I'm not the type of person to make a smart comment...I just hate making a scene...but this was kinda eating me up that I just had to do something to get back at her in my own way. I was so annoyed so much she asked me in the first place and I actually did like a tool.

...so I licked her spoon and rubbed it with my unwashed fingers as I was walking back to her. I handed it to her with a smile.

So...stupid story I guess...but have you ever done something similar where you controlled your rage and got back at someone in your own way?

Saila

controlled rage


:P

DarkJager

You should have itched your crack with it, then handed it to her.

Saila

am I the only one not understanding where the rage is coming from here

was it that a knacker was in your shop and you had to serve her?

DarkJager

Saila wrote: »

am I the only one not understanding where the rage is coming from here

was it that a knacker was in your shop and you had to serve her?

It was her manner of speaking to him (mr shop attendant i presume?? ). So for her attitude problems she recieved a freshly licked and rubbed with dirty fingers spoon.

The question is: Was the spoon being used for coffee, or is someone insane enough to be eating ice cream in this weather?

Dean820

Saila wrote: »

am I the only one not understanding where the rage is coming from here

was it that a knacker was in your shop and you had to serve her?

I was walking to the counter with my lunch and she approached me. I do not work at this shop. I had to walk from the counter and all the way over the other side of the shop for a spoon. Whats not to be enraged by that? :mad:

DarkJager

Dean820 wrote: »

I was walking to the counter with my lunch and she approached me. I do not work at this shop. I had to walk from the counter and all the way over the other side of the shop for a spoon. Whats not to be enraged by that? :mad:

So you didn't work there but you got her a spoon anyway?? And now you're annoyed??????:D

Dean820

DarkJager wrote: »

So you didn't work there but you got her a spoon anyway?? And now you're annoyed??????:D

I was just taken aback. I didn't expect it. I regretted and was annoyed with myself as soon as I started walking.

DarkJager

Dean820 wrote: »

I was just taken aback. I didn't expect it. I regretted and was annoyed with myself as soon as I started walking.

You should have thrown her a filthy look and said.... "state of the head on you":D

ear

lol you didnt even work there. from Op it sounded that way, god your wierd why ddnt you just tell her you didnt work there?! i got asked things in shops before and i didnt work there..its strange i think it was in aldi and a record shop.in aldi i said "**** off" for the laugh and walked off in the direction of the store warehouse to see what would happen(i had grocweries in my hand at the time, it was wierd)

Tiny Explosions

Dean820 wrote: »

Was in the shop during my break yesterday and was walking up to the counter when this very rough looking girl in an addidas tracksuit and hoopy earrings asked me to get her a spoon. Now, I just should have said no, flat out but I was taken aback. So I went and picked up the spoon, the spoon was the other side of the shop by the deli. It was out of my way. I'm not the type of person to make a smart comment...I just hate making a scene...but this was kinda eating me up that I just had to do something to get back at her in my own way. I was so annoyed so much she asked me in the first place and I actually did like a tool.

...so I licked her spoon and rubbed it with my unwashed fingers as I was walking back to her. I handed it to her with a smile.

So...stupid story I guess...but have you ever done something similar where you controlled your rage and got back at someone in your own way?

I think that's called passive aggressive.....but sure she's lucky ya didn't spoon her!:D

Dean820

DarkJager wrote: »

You should have thrown her a filthy look and said.... "state of the head on you":D

I would have but I'm not Brian Dowling.

alwaysadub

Why'd you get her the spoon when you don't even work there??
"Sorry i don't work here" would've done her!

Saila

ear wrote: »

lol you didnt even work there. from Op it sounded that way, god your wierd why ddnt you just tell her you didnt work there?! i got asked things in shops before and i didnt work there..its strange i think it was in aldi and a record shop.in aldi i said "**** off" for the laugh and walked off in the direction of the store warehouse to see what would happen(i had grocweries in my hand at the time, it was wierd)

come ear you, you're talkin shite

Shryke

I just don't understand. You got her the spoon. I just don't understand. I've read it twice. I've not gotten to Why yet in my thought process, I'm stuck at What.

Saila

Dean820 wrote: »

I was walking to the counter with my lunch and she approached me. I do not work at this shop. I had to walk from the counter and all the way over the other side of the shop for a spoon. Whats not to be enraged by that? :mad:

ah ye see, mind-reading I dont do that myself sorry

Dean820

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why'd you get her the spoon when you don't even work there??
"Sorry i don't work here" would've done her!

I had a bag on my back, I was obviously a college student. Unless she was on something....she couldn't of thought I worked there.

I think that's called passive aggressive....

Acts of controlled rage sounds cooler. :cool:

Saila

Dean820 wrote: »

I had a bag on my back, I was obviously a college student. Unless she was on something....she couldn't of thought I worked there.

even easier to say "sorry I dont work here" then.....strange

Crann na Beatha

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Overheal

angerwank?

Saila

Overheal wrote: »

angerwank?

dangerwank?

stovelid

Get me a fork, bitch. Now.

DOC09UNAM

Shryke wrote: »

I just don't understand. You got her the spoon. I just don't understand. I've read it twice. I've not gotten to Why yet in my thought process, I'm stuck at What.

Because he was scared of her, and he was so ashamed of being scared of her, he licked her spoon, so he wouldn't feel like such a pussy, instead of just telling her he didn't work there.

spoonface

I don't know how many times I've been in a shop and someone asks me for something thinking I work there. I usually play along...

Randomer: Do you have any aubergines?

Me: No, there'll all gone but we should be getting more in later this afternoon


or the same for wrong numbers...

Randomer: Is Paddy there?

Me: No, he'll be back later on.

etc.

zapata

Consider it your good deed for the day. Cost you nothing, nobody got hurt.
She probably had cutlerydislexia - the poor strumpet.

bnt

Well, I suppose it's a good thing that no-one here knows what the spoon was actually for - assuming it was a metal spoon, and not plastic. Hint: it's not something you eat or drink, there's another thread on the current "drought", and the licking would make no difference whatsoever. A member of staff would probably know this - so she wouldn't ask a member of staff. :rolleyes:

OP,

First, you submitted to get a spoon for a perfect stranger- Bit of backbone would have had you saying "Sorry love, I don't work here." or even better saying, with a confused face "Why?".

Second, you "got back" at said person by licking the spoon. What if she ended up putting the spoon back, or washing it before use?

OP, you fail at backbone. And you crazy in the mix. I'm worried for the eventual mate you need to shack up with.

No 'fence hun.......

You should have spooned her.

See how she would have liked that.

Son Of A Vidic

OP - well at least you did something, but the fact that you got her the spoon in the first place is worrying. Just say you're in a supermarket and someone shouts at you "Gimme your car keys and wallet now!"..would you hand them over without thinking and then try to react later? Just a thought.

MagicSean

I want to know why you don't wash your hands.

Pherekydes

medicman2009 wrote: »

OP - well at least you did something, but the fact that you got her the spoon in the first place is worrying. Just say you're in a supermarket and someone shouts at you "Gimme your car keys and wallet now!"..would you hand them over without thinking and then try to react later? Just a thought.

Stranger: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.

Me: Eh, ok...

SV

OP, what you displayed was not controlled rage.
What you displayed was being a soft touch and then extreme passive agressive behaviour.


You're the kind of person who hits themself in the face when they're angry at other people.

SV

SV wrote: »

OP, what you displayed was not controlled rage.
What you displayed was being a soft touch and then extreme passive agressive behaviour.


You're the kind of person who hits themself in the face when they're angry at other people.

Yeah I was about to say this.

nothing 'controlled rage' about it

ebixa82

I don't get where the controlled rage is?

At what point did you show any rage?

A junkie asked you to do something and you bent over and did it with dirty hands...where is the rage??

I'm really fcuking lost here..please enlightened me..

Pompey Magnus

Dean820 wrote: »

Was in the shop during my break yesterday and was walking up to the counter when this very rough looking girl in an addidas tracksuit and hoopy earrings asked me to get her a spoon. Now, I just should have said no, flat out but I was taken aback. So I went and picked up the spoon, the spoon was the other side of the shop by the deli. It was out of my way. I'm not the type of person to make a smart comment...I just hate making a scene...but this was kinda eating me up that I just had to do something to get back at her in my own way. I was so annoyed so much she asked me in the first place and I actually did like a tool.

...so I licked her spoon and rubbed it with my unwashed fingers as I was walking back to her. I handed it to her with a smile.

So...stupid story I guess...but have you ever done something similar where you controlled your rage and got back at someone in your own way?

Question: would you have done the same if a gorgeous blonde with a great figure and wearing a stunning dress bought straight from one of the great fashion houses in Paris had come up to you and asked you for a spoon yesterday in the store?

Sorry to tell you this but doing that is something I would expect from a scumbag and I am not exaggerating for effect. If I was in that shop and saw a guy lick a spoon and hand it over to a girl my automatic reaction would be "what a cúnt" and it wouldn't matter a jot to me which of the two was wearing the rough looking tracksuit and which was dressed respectfully.

Pompey Magnus

ebixa82 wrote: »

I don't get where the controlled rage is?

At what point did you show any rage?

A junkie asked you to do something and you bent over and did it with dirty hands...where is the rage??

I believe this behaviour is derived from the Paul Gogarty School of Controlled Rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-xxoQwOo4

demag

Why didn't you just say "no"? . Are you some sort of submissive type who likes being told what to do but is also ashamed of it?

ebixa82

I've read it again and still don't get the point..

OP you seem to me to be a bit of muppet..

sponsoredwalk

Let me get this straight:

Person asks for spoon.

You feel angry & embarrassed because this person asked you for spoon.

Because you feel angry & embarassed (ashamed) you act, like any man,
& get revenge () for someone asking for a spoon by licking the spoon they
asked for.

And sharing this info for sympathy from internet strangers is normal to you.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a clear cut case of a future mental
problem?

Remmy

When I saw the thread title first I thought of this..

But after reading the thread op I think you need to drink a nice tall glass of man the fcuk up:rolleyes:.

Jimmy Bottlehead

1) Fetch spoon for skanger
2) Self Loathing = lick spoon
3) Look for kudos on After Hours
4) ????
5) PROFIT!!!

Cheap Thrills!

She wanted the spoon to burn her smack on. You should have just said no or ignored her. Or given her a plastic spoon.

bnt

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

She wanted the spoon to burn her smack on. You should have just said no or ignored her. Or given her a plastic spoon.

Finally, someone gets it. OP thinks a lick is going to prevent that? :pac:

Galway K9

I understand but learn from it and next time just reply "No"

Sofiztikated

Yeah...I'm with everyone else here.

You got annoyed because she asked you for a spoon? What would have done if she if called you a wanker?

And then licking the spoon before you gave it to her? I know which one is a dirty scummer, and it's not the one in the tracksuit.

Mr Benevolent

Dean820 wrote: »

I was walking to the counter with my lunch and she approached me. I do not work at this shop. I had to walk from the counter and all the way over the other side of the shop for a spoon. Whats not to be enraged by that? :mad:

Jesus. What happens when your gf/wife asks you to pass the salt? One sadistic beating for yes, two sadistic beatings for no?

Yakult

Dean820 wrote: »

Was in the shop during my break yesterday and was walking up to the counter when this very rough looking girl in an addidas tracksuit and hoopy earrings asked me to get her a spoon. Now, I just should have said no, flat out but I was taken aback. So I went and picked up the spoon, the spoon was the other side of the shop by the deli. It was out of my way. I'm not the type of person to make a smart comment...I just hate making a scene...but this was kinda eating me up that I just had to do something to get back at her in my own way. I was so annoyed so much she asked me in the first place and I actually did like a tool.

...so I licked her spoon and rubbed it with my unwashed fingers as I was walking back to her. I handed it to her with a smile.

So...stupid story I guess...but have you ever done something similar where you controlled your rage and got back at someone in your own way?

Very stupid story.

If it were a girl wearing jeans and a nice River Island top without hoop earrings would you have done that to the spoon?

You sound like a asshole tbf.

You could have just said "Sorry, i dont work here".

Grow some balls ffs.

zero19

Should have told her to get her own fcuking spoon.

Bjorn Bored.

What confuses me is that the spoon was on the floor and you licked it?? God knows what kind of bacteria was on that floor and you licked it? ever heard of HYGIENE?

Dean820

Bjorn Bored. wrote: »

What confuses me is that the spoon was on the floor and you licked it?? God knows what kind of bacteria was on that floor and you licked it? ever heard of HYGIENE?

WHAT? No it wasn't.

Ugh, just close this thread. I wanted to hear other peoples stories not people bang on about my crappy one.

weldoninhio

Dean820 wrote: »

WHAT? No it wasn't.

Ugh, just close this thread. I wanted to hear other peoples stories not people bang on about my crappy one.

I don't actually think anyone else has a story quite as mental as yours, it makes no sense whatsoever.