Would rap music get the young people back to mass?

FF and proud

I cant help but notice two things. One of them of them is is that the young people love them rappers and yet dont mass at all. So ive been thinkin should we do like theyve done in parts of America and incorprated the rap into the mass. That way we might get a few young people to come back to mass. What do you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IELU1KqfoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj1qDfjgqwQ

Cavehill Red

Rifles at their heads wouldn't get young people back to mass now they know the Irish Catholic Church for the bunch of child-raping hypocritical headbangers that they are.



(Apologies to actual headbangers for the comparison.)

OutlawPete

No, but free iPods might.

GLaDOS

I hate rap and mass, makes it easier for me to avoid so

scientific1982

Cringe.

KeithM89_old

Coke and Hookers would barely get me to go to mass again... barely

WindSock

No, sure don't they try the same with rock &/ roll. It only appeals to already young regular going churchie charlies, rather than convert / coax n00bs.

I'm afraid the institution of the church is damaged way beyond repair for many young people. 4Chan memes are their religion now.

figarofigaro

Jesus Christ ain't nuthin ta fuck wit.

bronte

No. Religion is shyte.

alwaysadub

No. Not all young people love rap.

So i've been informed anyway- i'm not young enough to know these things.

Brendog

I got 99 problems but my faith ain't one?

ascanbe

I love 'the rap' meself. The catholic church have already reached out in that regard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OplQMzAc0ys

figarofigaro

Ain't nuthin but a Jesus thang.

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVqEOUUK11Y

johnmcdnl

I don't go to mass on moral grounds anymore - and we'll say nothing about the just not wanting to waste my time either because it's a bit of a waste of time

Unless they gave me free money or some similarly good incentive to go I wouldn't and it's actually as simple as that

I have an iPod if I want rap (which I personally don't) but I can't see the young people who like rap wanting to go to mass because there's a priest saying the Hail Mary in a rap voice :rolleyes:)

WindSock

Can't say there is much of a difference between the two; A load of men wearing bling, barking orders and hatin' on their bitches.

ascanbe

johnmcdnl wrote: »

I don't go to mass on moral grounds anymore - and we'll say nothing about the just not wanting to waste my time either because it's a bit of a waste of time

Unless they gave me free money or some similarly good incentive to go I wouldn't and it's actually as simple as that

I have an iPod if I want rap (which I personally don't) but I can't see the young people who like rap wanting to go to mass because there's a priest saying the Hail Mary in a rap voice :rolleyes:)

The ridiculous premise of the thread and the fact the poster has decided to name himself 'FF and proud', gives me the impression that this is probably the work of a troll.

High energy

Mass lol.

javaboy

I think country music is a better fit for the Bible. Look at all the suffering Jaysus went through. It's perfect for a country song... cept instead of his dog dying and is no good woman leaving him, he got betrayed by one friend, denied by another, forsaken by his daddy and nailed bloody and beaten to die on a cross by the people he was trying to help. Makings of a great country number I'm telling ya.

Supercell

No, bowing and scraping to anyone is bollix even with fancy music.

Degag

I don't go to mass because i have better things to do with my time than hearing the same sh!te every week.

javaboy

Don't eat pork. Not even with a fork. You can't touch this!

CorkMan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH-6X_-JfHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a75f9ETtc4

Some very good Christian rap songs.

deathrider

Less rap. More of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Raze_them_all

Is nobody going to comment on the op wanting to get young people back to mass??? Not enough eye candy eh op?

Mozoltov!

"Fúck this shít I aint goin' to mass. You don' like it? Well, go kiss ma little white ass."

Yeah, it's kinda easier to rap hatefully....

Elohim

Well if the priest started with:
"I said a hip, a hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie"

before the first reading it'd make a nice change to the stand/kneel/seated stuff.

"But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that will make your body rock
Well, so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along
And next on the mike is my man Hank:
Come on, Hank, sing that song"

and then Hank comes along with some phat Psalm. That'd get people to go to mass i think.

javaboy

Actually the message of forgiveness in rapper's delight after the unfortunate dinner verse is very Christian. Pope approves.

punchdrunk

where would it end though? Drive-by baptisms on the streets of Compton Crumlin?

smellslikeshoes

Young people don't avoid mass because they think it's uncool they don't go to mass because they know it's all rubbish.

Hobbes

OutlawPete wrote: »

No, but free iPods might.

Free iPad might get me in for 1-2 masses but that is pushing it.

bonerm

Has Brendan O'Connor as the rapping Fr.Brian been mentioned yet? He didn't really make for a convincing priest, but his paedophile face was uncanny.

Pompey Magnus

Well it would certainly be a sign of progress from the Catholic Church if kids started getting a rap from a priest instead of a rape from a priest.

bonerm

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Well it would certainly be a sign of progress from the Catholic Church if kids started getting a rap from a priest instead of a rape from a priest.

More Eminem and less M&M's so to speak.

The Mad Hatter

Can't believe no-one's posted this yet. Yiz are all too young.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDUMnjjSglo

Fun fact: the performer now writes trash journalism for the Sunday Independent.

jester77

1) If they replaced the alter boys with booty girls
2) Replace the bit of bread with a happy pill
3) Replace the wine/blood with a good whiskey
4) Dim the lights a bit
5) Replace those old wooden benches with some nice chilled out couches
6) Turn on a bit of heating
7) Change it to a time when I'm not hungover

then I ... ah no... don't think I would still go

Jamiekelly

NO!

On a side note I noticed your user name is FF and proud, prepare for a long and torture filled future here on boards.ie
May you burn in hell forever :pac:

Fighting Irish

Rediculous, but then again i'm not surprised a religious person is thinking of this

General Zod

They see me trollin'

AnonoBoy

bonerm wrote: »

Has Brendan O'Connor as the rapping Fr.Brian been mentioned yet? He didn't really make for a convincing priest, but his paedophile face was uncanny.

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Can't believe no-one's posted this yet. Yiz are all too young.

OutlawPete already did and I hate him for it. Brendan O'Connor is a pain in the arse. He always has been and he always will be. That Fr. Brian nonsense wasn't funny the first time and everytime I see it now it reminds me all the more that I really wish O'Connor hadn't taken out that restraining order against me. :mad:

bbrains

no i dont think theres any reason to make young people to go to mass and they would just think the rapping was lame

bbrains

Jamiekelly wrote: »

NO!

On a side note I noticed your user name is FF and proud, prepare for a long and torture filled future here on boards.ie
May you burn in hell forever :pac:

At the risk of sounding really stupid, what does ff and proud mean?

Jamiekelly

bbrains wrote: »

At the risk of sounding really stupid, what does ff and proud mean?

FF = Fianna Fail

orourkeda

(c)rap

Ruu_Old

No, all rap is shite.

Soc > Religion > Christianity thisaway!

Mike 1972

johnmcdnl wrote: »

I don't go to mass on moral grounds anymore.....Unless they gave me free money or some similarly good incentive

So basically what youre saying is that you are as corrupt as fuk ?

sasser

Someone please post link to "christian side hug". Can't do it from phone. Hilarious :-)

deathrider

Jamiekelly wrote: »

NO!

On a side note I noticed your user name is FF and proud, prepare for a long and torture filled future here on boards.ie
May you burn in hell forever :pac:

Ah, come on now. Final Fantasy isn't that bad :pac:

mysons

Would rap music get the young people back to mass?

That is like asking if FF can manage a country and its encomy in a safe and proper manner,would you vote for them.....................................ever

Son Of A Vidic

WindSock wrote: »

Can't say there is much of a difference between the two; A load of men wearing bling, barking orders and hatin' on their bitches.

Priceless!



Too much brother on brother 'love' with both for my liking.