The Lock In

JONJO THE MISER

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

Ghandee

I'll be over in ten mins jonjo;)

iPlop

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

For one week ,LEGAND!

Kimono-Girl

Sink The Banana wrote: »

For one week ,LEGAND!

nah its jonjo the alcohol will be gone in 24hours!

red menace

What the hell are you doing to the hot water bottles if they only last a week?

mfceiling

You do know the rest of the population are actually out and about and the shops are still selling food and drink...................but sure enjoy the booze!!

AckwelFoley

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

, 2 hot water bottles, .......

Pussy

JONJO THE MISER

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

nah its jonjo the alcohol will be gone in 24hours!

well if i get stuck into the wine early there is no stopping me except a reel n the head and passing out.

OutlawPete

Don't do that, my heart

dr.bollocko

I'm building a fort behind my sofa.
No girls allowed.

Stained Class

You're not much of a miser, are you Jonjo?:p

alwaysadub

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

Thats an awful lot of meat there-did ya not get any spuds or something to go with them?

Ruu_Old

Harden up, lad!

alwaysadub

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'm building a fort behind my sofa.
No girls allowed.

Wouldn't want to be in your smelly boy fort anyway

jd007

JONJO THE ALCO

phasers

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'm building a fort behind my sofa.
No girls allowed.

But you're allowed to have one.

Kimono-Girl

alwaysadub wrote: »

Wouldn't want to be in your smelly boy fort anyway

we'll make a bigger fort for us girls and Jonjo!


(Jonjo is the only male allowed cause he has the booze)

cleremy jarkson

Meat, stout and ale... you're going to live like a medieval king!

Did you get that stuff in tesco yeah?

OutlawPete

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

You bought nothing crunchy.

You must have something crunchy.

cleremy jarkson

OutlawPete wrote: »

You bought nothing crunchy.

You must have something crunchy.

I suggest some sort of chocolate bar, or a breakfast cereal. I'll get back when I think of a good one.

Super-Rush

I stocked up aswell.

2 oz of weed
50 packs of green rizla
2 boxes of tayto
4 gallons of coke
1 Simpsons box set

Should keep me going for the night.






Don't do drugs.

alwaysadub

super-rush wrote: »

I stocked up aswell.

2 oz of weed
50 packs of green rizla
2 boxes of tayto
4 gallons of coke
1 Simpsons box set

Should keep me going for the night.






Don't do drugs.

Cheese and onion, or the variety box?

Super-Rush

alwaysadub wrote: »

Cheese and onion, or the variety box?

Variety.

somkey bacon first then salt and vinegar. The cheese and onion only get eaten in emergencies.

alwaysadub

super-rush wrote: »

Variety.

somkey bacon first then salt and vinegar. The cheese and onion only get eaten in emergencies.

Ooh so close. Smokey bacon,then cheese and onion then salt and vinegar.




And i am quite worried that i skipped the drugs bit and went straight to the crisps. :eek:




Not that i do them. Obviously..

phasers

Smokey bacon? Ewwww

High energy

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

You must be a picture of good health :pac:

Jumpy

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just in from the shops where ive loaded up on supplies to last me at least a week, 2 hot water bottles, salmon, burgers, pork, beef, lamb,8 bottles of wine 24 cans of beamish 24 cans of guininess and 12 bottles of aldii finest ale:).
Let the Cabin fever begin.......

I hereby donate a loaf of Australian bread to the cause of Jonjo.

alwaysadub

phasers wrote: »

Smokey bacon? Ewwww

:eek:
GTFO! :P

Super-Rush

phasers wrote: »

Smokey bacon? Ewwww

The king of flavours.

Princess Peach

Where was my invite?

I don't wanna be snowed in alone

Jumpy

Man, I wish I was a mod for just one minute so I could do a Sharpshooteresque comment such as "Knock yourselves out - Thread Locked" before locking this.

Kimono-Girl

Princess Peach wrote: »

Where was my invite?

I don't wanna be snowed in alone

join us in the girls (with Jonjo) camp!

Mint Sauce

A working boiler would do me, I'm getting in under my duvet, my dressing gown, and all the coats in the house for a week. Resisting temptation to drink open the litre bottles of Tiger and Peroni as that will just cause dehaydration, not good in this weather.

OutlawPete wrote: »

You bought nothing crunchy.

You must have something crunchy.

What about cruchie bars.

<now needs to get out from under clothing mountian to go to centra for crunchie bars> 'damn you pete' <shakes fist>

alwaysadub

irish-stew wrote: »

A working boiler would do me, I'm getting in under my duvet, my dressing gown, and all the coats in the house for a week. Resisting temptation to drink open the litre bottles of Tiger and Peroni as that will just cause dehaydration, not good in this weather.



What about cruchie bars.

<now needs to get out from under clothing mountian to go to centra for crunchie bars> 'damn you pete' <shakes fist>

I have some mini Crunchies. I'd post one down to you, but the snow'd be over by the time it got to you

Mint Sauce

alwaysadub wrote: »

I have some mini Crunchies. I'd post one down to you, but the snow'd be over by the time it got to you

Just one?

alwaysadub

irish-stew wrote: »

Just one?

Well i've only about 4 left.

2 then.

Princess Peach

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

join us in the girls (with Jonjo) camp!

A bunch of drunk girls and 1 guy?

Sounds like my kind of place!

JONJO THE MISER

Princess Peach wrote: »

A bunch of drunk girls and 1 guy?

Sounds like my kind of place!

Ill be careful......... i promise

Princess Peach

You only got 2 hot water bottles. How will we all stay warm?

JONJO THE MISER

Princess Peach wrote: »

You only got 2 hot water bottles. How will we all stay warm?

One of em is pretty BIG.

Princess Peach

We'll just have to drink more to keep warm and sandwich the hot water bottles between us.

Its the only way to survive.

dr.bollocko

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

One of em is pretty BIG.

And the other one is for having sex with. Still only one water bottle to fend off all that cold all in all.

Rhyme

snyper wrote: »

Pussy

That's warm too I suppose.

dr.bollocko

Princess Peach wrote: »

We'll just have to drink more to keep warm and sandwich the hot water bottles between us.

Its the only way to survive.

You're not.... not flirting are you?
In After Hours?
The mods don't look kindly on that sort of thing. No sir or ma'am.

Rhyme

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You're not.... not flirting are you?
In After Hours?
The mods don't look kindly on that sort of thing. No sir or ma'am.

It's alright, Super Mario Bros never tops a PG rating.

Princess Peach

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You're not.... not flirting are you?
In After Hours?
The mods don't look kindly on that sort of thing. No sir or ma'am.

So i've learned....