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Sarky takes sNarah out on a date!

  • 28-11-2010 10:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    I won a date with Sarky!

    So firstly, Nesters: Where should he take me!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    poor guy :P

    how about a picnic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    A glue factory.....:3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    The moors!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    WHAT!!!!!!!?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cork Butter Museum never fails with the ladies.

    :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I edited someone's love song with an avalanche breakdown
    but was unable to post it back to them
    so I guess Snarah and Sarky can have it










    I wonder if we actually love each other.

    I lay on my floor thinking about you, listening to moronic Love songs,
    I like how they sound.


    Sitting in my truck, I see you were right
    why love? There's no point, and all heartache.


    Why fear? Just jump, but don't open your eyes.
    Go blindly. Trust for just once.


    Would you wish my heart distant and cold as you?


    Chorus:
    All alone in a world,
    full of controlling emotions.
    It beats at you, as thought the wind would fling you off your course.
    You wish and hope to hold your own and follow the path of your heart

    too many heartbreaks, I'll walk no paths that will destroy me.

    I'll follow my steady heart over the whirl running through my mind.

    Female:
    I'll follow my heart and be led to your arms for this night.
    Even if it ends with tears . I want to chance it, for you.


    Male:
    I'll give you what you want. a place where love is scarce and sparse.

    Female: I never give them what they want, and risk my heart in the process.

    Chorus:
    All alone in a world,
    full of controlling emotions.
    It beats at you, as thought the wind would fling you off your course.
    You wish and hope to hold your own and follow the path of your heart

    Male:
    No I won't give it to you. realize I am worth the risk.
    I am coming over to tell you are important to me.


    Female:
    Come, don't give me what I wanted before the fight.
    I give into you. hold me in your arms. all I want is you.



    Male & Female:
    I want you to know I have way too much love in me.
    I've been used and beaten. I'm all out of tears.
    I can't cry anymore,
    and if I do
    i want you to be there and hold me.
    I love you and I never want to let you go.
    I hope you know
    and that you feel
    the same.







    I was doing crosswords




    I was doing crosswords

    http://forum.memorialbeachmusic.com/index.php?topic=118.0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    ooooh I hope he takes you to the Zoo :) i love the zoo i do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thanks, but I'd rather boogie on down to the sound of my own screams of agony as someone slowly flenses the skin from my face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sarky wrote: »
    Thanks, but I'd rather boogie on down to the sound of my own screams of agony as someone slowly flenses the skin from my face.

    That's a bit kinky for a first date, but I'm sure sNarah knew what she was letting herself in for!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    National lilbrary to the WB YEATs exhibit with all the stuff on him fannying about with magic and the occult and invadine Maud Gonne's dreams and have the snip so he could persue tantra while in his 60s.

    Then into the national musem to view the bog bodies, inbetween ye could lob a glitter bomb over the railing into the entrance of the Dáil.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So Yeats was a sh*tty writer AND a loopy crackpot. I never would have guessed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    wait! I have a plan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    So I sez to Maple, I sez......................
    Sarky never took me out on a date :(


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    sNarah - just so you know, Sarky doesn't put out on his first date, he puts in...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago! wrote: »
    So I sez to Maple, I sez......................
    Sarky never took me out on a date :(

    I went on lots of dates with you! You may not have noticed me, I was hiding in a bush. But Surely you knew something was up when the bush followed you to the cinema and started eating your popcorn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I thought it was a hairy cinema worker! Well was I good on dates? Was I charming?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I resorted to buying myself one of those "RealSarky" dolls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It was very disappointing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    GodDAMN you Sarky!!! it's no wonder you're single after 55 years on this earth!!

    What did he do wrong sNarah?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That was tonight?

    I thought tonight was "Make mulled wine and watch comedy all night" night.

    Oh well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Jah!

    So there I was, waiting outside Dicey's, in my prettiest, shortest dress... And then I got robbed, and a freak followed me around and then I fell in the snow, and now my knee hurts and I have a scrape on my face, and then I started crying, so a homeless person gave me a sip of his coffee but I don't think it was coffee because after that sip, I started feeling all funny... And the world seemed like a much prettier place but now I woke up this mornin, in a sweat and feeling all uneasy and my face and my knee hurt

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    sNarah wrote: »
    Jah!

    So there I was, waiting outside Dicey's, in my prettiest, shortest dress... And then I got robbed, and a freak followed me around and then I fell in the snow, and now my knee hurts and I have a scrape on my face, and then I started crying, so a homeless person gave me a sip of his coffee but I don't think it was coffee because after that sip, I started feeling all funny... And the world seemed like a much prettier place but now I woke up this mornin, in a sweat and feeling all uneasy and my face and my knee hurt

    :(

    Funny, thats how all my dates with Sarky go, but with more itching and a weird feeling of being wrapped in tentacles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Nerin wrote: »
    Funny, thats how all my dates with Sarky go, but with more itching and a weird feeling of being wrapped in tentacles

    So do you know where I can get some more of that coffee-that-isn't-really-coffee stuff?!? I needz it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    sNarah wrote: »
    So do you know where I can get some more of that coffee-that-isn't-really-coffee stuff?!? I needz it.

    You should totally come around for mulled wine night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ah darn, I had my crocheting night planned already, what a pity...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    You do crochet..? Make me a crochet Ewok!

    73374_18Feb10_SW_Ewok_02e.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    He has a cocktail stick spear! HAHAHAHA!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I wonder if he hunts cocktail sausages...

    That would be the cutest thing..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    The Sex Cauldron


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    it's not where you are taken

    it's that you are taken back again afterwards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    She hasn't called since.

    *sniff*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Take lots of pics ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    She hasn't called since.

    *sniff*

    That's because you dont have a phone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's hardly the point. My faith in womankind has been dashed against a wall and the remains violated with a Chris de Burgh CD. :cry:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    Sarky wrote: »
    That's hardly the point. My faith in womankind has been dashed against a wall and the remains violated with a Chris de Burgh CD. :cry:

    maybe if you asked her in for coffee she would have rang


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    lil'bug wrote: »
    maybe if you asked her in for coffee she would have rang

    Sarky isn't sure what coffee is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    She hasn't called since.

    *sniff*

    I thought my smoke signals were pretty clear tbh... Jeeeez... Take a hint huh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Smoke signals? In this weather?

    I'm as much a fan of subtlety as the next guy, but come on now, that's stretching things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    ip


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