The Apprentice UK Week 8

ferretone

5 mins

Busi_Girl08

Evenin'

the west wing

Hope it isn't as dull as the Irish one was this week (Bar the last 5 minutes)!

1966

Evening all .............

the west wing

A war zone Stuart?? Fingers crossed they just send you!!

1966

Yeah stuart - I'd say your off to Baghdad

fricatus

Stuart and his war zone... What a knob!

Anyway, los geht's... Off to Deutschland!

1966

Tactical Stuart at it again

Ian_K

Good aul Stuart ha

Busi_Girl08

Oh Stuart, you really are a cunning little bundt cake, aren't you?

Banji

The teams are going in different directions. It's always more interesting when that happens.

Busi_Girl08

Isn't this just basically the Walkers Do Us a Flavour challenge?

1966

Stella if looks cud kill

Boy she hates Stuart

ferretone

I believe tikka masala is a british invention actually

Busi_Girl08

LOL at the archive footage of potato harvesting. :pac:

the west wing

1966 wrote: »

Stella if looks cud kill

Boy she hates Stuart

Who doesn't??

fricatus

Good boy Stuart! Top of the class! Einfach toll...

ferretone

You do wanna get paprika into them - Germans expect it in their chips

Busi_Girl08

Is that their idea of market research? Just asking one random guy?

Ian_K

the west wing wrote: »

Who doesn't??

ME! :cool:

Banji

Some bad communication there..

ferretone

Was funny the way stuart assumes stella gets fired if they lose - I would have thought she'd have to mess up pretty dramatically for that to happen

the west wing

Ian_K wrote: »

ME! :cool:

From now on your opinion is no longer valid!

Busi_Girl08

For a second I thought Stuart was just speaking English in a German accent

Ian_K

Good man Jamie!

Joanna has no understanding of how fast she is speaking

1966

God Stuart is so up his own ar*e it's hilarious
Just wait until him and Stella meet up though

Banji

Damn, I find myself agreeing with Stuart.

ferretone

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

For a second I thought Stuart was just speaking English in a German accent

That's not far from the truth lol!

Busi_Girl08

Joanna needs to work on her English a little bit before she sorts out her German.

1966

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas - not very professional

Busi_Girl08

Jesus. Laura is just useless.

salad dodger

Fanny Chips!!!


Taste a bit fishey

the west wing

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Jesus. Laura is just useless.

Can't believe how fast she spoke, especially after Stuart told her that was what was wrong with the other girl.

Busi_Girl08

Jesus. Did they not think to ask for a manager?

That girl looked about 15. :eek:

Banji

I was about to say it was very convenient for them always to get the owner or the "decision maker" :pac:

fricatus

1966 wrote: »

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas - not very professional

Not in Germany, that's for sure. They're into their titles... Herr this and Frau that!

Ian_K

Cant stand Laura at this stage, not up to it at all to be honest

Busi_Girl08

Laura to go, please. Get her miserable, incompetent face off my screen.

ferretone

Laura banging on about order books again, what a surprise!

fricatus

Major hissy fit from Laura! How unprofessional!

the west wing

Laura is so unprofessional. She is like a child all the time not getting her own way!

Oppps...you should have taken the 9 o'clock meeting slot!

Busi_Girl08

the west wing wrote: »

Oppps...you should have taken the 9 o'clock meeting slot!

Why did they change their mind, I wonder.

1966

Laura is cracking up

With all their orders though Stellas team have it won

ferretone

Chris's team are up the creek methinks

1966

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Why did they change their mind, I wonder.

They'll be grilled on that in the board room

the west wing

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Why did they change their mind, I wonder.

Have no idea but I say they'll get slaughtered in the board room for it!

fricatus

Jesus Hamburg looks great. I'm well overdue a city break!

Busi_Girl08

I'm sorry, but every time I see Stuart, I mistake him for Matt Lucas when he was the US President's assistant in Little Britain.

the west wing

I love the way Laura said nothing about not being happy with Joanna when Lord Sugar asked them all!!

the west wing

Not surprised by that win!

fricatus

Oh no! Stuart survives again!