Someone Stole My Cock!

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 2:22pm #1

I have a few hens out the back & a rooster, but the rooster appears to have gone missing.

So the only question remaining is - where the hell is my cock gone? :eek:

admiralofthefleet · 23-11-2010 2:23pm

the imf took it:pac:

Cookie_Monster · 23-11-2010 2:23pm

maybe he's in one of the hens

phasers · 23-11-2010 2:24pm

Wait until dawn tomorrow and listen carefully

alwaysadub · 23-11-2010 2:24pm

Did you ask your wife?
Maybe she fancied a change.. :pac:

ToniTuddle · 23-11-2010 2:24pm

Pop round to the neighbours house for dinner. You will see it there! :pac:

johngalway · 23-11-2010 2:25pm

That'll be the cold weather, you need to look harder.

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 2:25pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

Did you ask your wife?
Maybe she fancied a change.. :pac:

That's fowl.

FatherLen · 23-11-2010 2:26pm

i dont know where your cock is gone but i would say your rooster went for a walk.

phasers · 23-11-2010 2:26pm

johngalway wrote: »

That'll be the cold weather, you need to look harder.

Stuff a sock down there, that should help

Millicent · 23-11-2010 2:26pm

Have you checked under that untamed bush of yours? The cock is probably still there but you may need to get the gardeners in to see it. :pac:

Setun · 23-11-2010 2:28pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

I have a few hens out the back & a rooster, but the rooster appears to have gone missing.

So the only question remaining is - where the hell is my cock gone? :eek:

It's probably behind the toilet at your place of work. Unless a cunning co-worker stole it?

Gunsfortoys · 23-11-2010 2:28pm

Sounds like it packed up its sack and left.

ctrl-alt-delete · 23-11-2010 2:29pm

Have you checked all the usual places?

Right Hand, Left Hand.......

AnonoBoy · 23-11-2010 2:29pm

Isn't the truth actually that you never had a cock to begin with?

Admit it.

Pookah · 23-11-2010 2:29pm

An evil cock-ring has been operating in the area, and may be connected to the disappearance.

KeithM89_old · 23-11-2010 2:31pm

Your hens fancied some cock, so they swallowed it....

bonerm · 23-11-2010 2:34pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

So the only question remaining is - where the hell is my cock gone? :eek:

I've no idea. However I do remember having the same feeling once that I had lost my cock. Crisis was avoided as I looked down and found my cock in the mouth of a rather feisty red-haired fox whom I had happened across that day.

Maybe that could help you in your search.

stupidusername · 23-11-2010 2:57pm

Maybe some chick has got it

Nulty · 23-11-2010 3:16pm

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

maybe he's in one of the hens

maybe he is one of the hens

transvestite cock

phill106 · 23-11-2010 3:20pm

Perhaps one of your neighbours is blocking your cock from returning.

Got to hate those cock blocks!

Wade in the Sea · 23-11-2010 3:24pm

bonerm wrote: »

I've no idea. However I do remember having the same feeling once that I had lost my cock. Crisis was avoided as I looked down and found my cock in the mouth of a rather feisty red-haired fox whom I had happened across that day.

Maybe that could help you in your search.

Sounds most likely a vixen to me....

zynaps · 23-11-2010 5:39pm

It might have been injured by a passing cat and is hiding somewhere. The last time my cock was bruised by a dirty pussy, it took a few days before things were back to normal.

hondasam · 23-11-2010 6:13pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

I have a few hens out the back & a rooster, but the rooster appears to have gone missing.

So the only question remaining is - where the hell is my cock gone? :eek:

DId you put it somewhere you should'nt have

unfamilar territory!

foxinsox · 23-11-2010 6:30pm

bonerm wrote: »

I've no idea. However I do remember having the same feeling once that I had lost my cock. Crisis was avoided as I looked down and found my cock in the mouth of a rather feisty red-haired fox whom I had happened across that day.

Maybe that could help you in your search.

Public Service Announcment

That so wasn't me :eek:

Micky Dolenz · 23-11-2010 6:41pm

Hee hee, ye said cock.

bonerm · 23-11-2010 6:49pm

foxinsox wrote: »

Public Service Announcment

That so wasn't me :eek:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much? Get thee to a hennery!

My name is URL · 23-11-2010 6:51pm

Maybe someone wanted to pullet

FlutterinBantam · 23-11-2010 6:57pm

n contrast, the Bantam rooster is famous in rural areas throughout the United Kingdom and the United States for its aggressive, "puffed-up" disposition that can be comedic in stature. It is often called a "Banty" in the rural United States.

Many bantam hens are renowned for hatching and brooding purpose. Bantams clutch a variety of eggs from quail up to two goose eggs, and are known as fearsome mothers, with a high success rate in rearing any egg hatched.

The Bantam chicken is considered faster and "spunkier" than their larger counterparts. In 1954, the Trinity College basketball team had named their team after the Bantam chicken. They called themselves the Trinity Bantams. Trinity College still calls their team the Bantams to this day.

:eek:

Jaysus!!

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 7:00pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe someone wanted to pullet

He tried that once. Took me by total surprise.

So much so, I awarded him the Pullet-surprise.

Ghandee · 23-11-2010 7:10pm

Its ok I think I've found it.

It was sitting on yer head along ya big eejit!

kowloon · 23-11-2010 7:20pm

I have several I could share with you.
Would you like a large brown one, a small white one or a middle sized speckled one?

Really, I can give you one if your one is missing.

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 7:26pm

kowloon wrote: »

I have several I could share with you.
Would you like a large brown one, a small white one or a middle sized speckled one?

Really, I can give you one if your one is missing.

You want to give me your cock? :eek: