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Someone stole my book!

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    #32
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Well Maxwell, I only read up to the point where I have to use toilet paper, so I am 99.9% sure the book does not get contaminated by deadly germs that can cause E-coli and and the flu virus .


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    #33
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    ucd.1985 wrote: »
    I presume you have actually read the book, or met the man?

    This is AH, everyone is a c*nt apparently.


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    #34
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Well Maxwell, I only read up to the point where I have to use toilet paper, so I am 99.9% sure the book does not get contaminated by deadly germs that can cause E-coli and and the flu virus .

    When you poop, traces of fecal matter become airborne, as they also do when you flush. Trufax!


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    #35
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    He is a hero of mine, he came from nothing and worked his way to the top, something I may try to emulate.
    And your alternative is to stay at the bottom? Fair enough.


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    #36
    ScumLord
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    Millicent wrote: »
    When you poop, traces of fecal matter become airborne, as they also do when you flush. Trufax!
    Indeed they do, it's happening all the time across all species on earth, it's common and standard that you come into contact with this kind of stuff on a daily basis, in some ways it's a good thing.

    Bathrooms with a good cleaning schedule would not be much of a worry for most people. Germs aren't nearly as dangerous as domestos would make them out to be.


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    #37
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭cml387


    Oink wrote: »
    We have a policy that personal items are not to be left in the bathrooms.
    Maybe it's the same in your place.


    All personal items?

    Kinda defeats the purpose I would have thought.


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    #38
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Just wait till Micro Men is on BBC 4 again, same sort of stuff.


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    #39
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Who still uses books, what is this the 1800s?




    Get an iPad or GTFO.


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    #40
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    You should write a letter to baroness sugar or maybe to his side kick the lad with white hair and glasses. You can explain the tragic toilet episode and appeal to his millions of pounds and caring nature - to give you a book. Or at least recount some of his drivel in an e mail maybe, some of the chapters you haven't read yet. Whatever you do, don't mention the fact that he is cvnt. He might take you up wrong.


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    #41
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Joy of joys I found it in another cubicle.


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    #42
    ClutchIt
    Registered Users Posts: 709 ✭✭✭ClutchIt


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Joy of joys I found it in another cubicle.

    You previously checked the wrong cubicle didn't you?


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    #43
    Osgoodisgood
    Registered Users Posts: 869 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    He is a hero of mine, he came from nothing and worked his way to the top, something I may try to emulate.

    It looks like you're about half way there then


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    #44
    maxwell smart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Or even worse, someone else has read it on you. It's now been used and discarded by someone else. Dumped in the jacks for somebody else to take? Or in the hope you hadn't missed it?

    You should ask if anyone else in the office has read the book at the Christmas party!


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    #45
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Joy of joys I found it in another cubicle.

    Check it for skiddies!


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    #46
    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Hang on a minute. That's from the "what was the last thing you stole thread".

    Someone found a copy of Alan Sugars book behind a cistern and swiped it.


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    #47
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    You're fired.


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