What HAS love got to do, got to do with it?

Sarky

It seems to me that it's nothing but a second-hand emotion.
I'm not sure love's got ANYTHING to do, to do with it.
I mean, when all is said and done, who needs a heart when a heart can be broken, eh?

Star Lord

I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do.

Within reason of course.

Sarky

I was given to believe that you'd do anything for love, except for the one thing that we'd both agreed was crossing the dual-lines of trust and comfort. You know. That.

Star Lord

I make lots of money, I make more money than you
I drive around in my limo, that's what I was born to do
And I might like you better if we fought together
If it's not to be thenknow that I got somethin' better for ya:

Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother GO

Sarky

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

Damo banned from TCN.

Star Lord

Please allow me to appeal via another song...

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she decieved me I watched and went out of my mind

My my my Sarkys Mother
Why why why Sarkys Mother
I could see, that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free

At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My my my Sarkys Mother
Why why why Sarkys Mother
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Sarky I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Sarky I just couldn't take any more

Sarky

According to my mother you you could take it ALL, actually. IN THE BUM.

But I digress. you clearly have different expectations for this relationship than myself. I understand. Shame really. Only yesterday it seemed like we were falling in love. Now, we're only falling apart.

SparkyTech

Im serious as cancer when I say rythym is a dancer.

Sarky

Oh my. Cancer is quite serious, indeed. But I understand. You can just... Feel it in the air, can't you?

Rhythm, that is. Not cancer. Airbourne cancer would be quite terrifying.

SparkyTech

Its a passion. Its a source companion. You can fell it everywherrrrre (expet maybe on the luas, not there, the cancer is just musty and full of odurs of the begotton kind)

Sarky

I suppose that there are no limits, really. No valley, when you think about it, is too deep. And conversely, no mountain should be too high.

Star Lord

No no no no no no, no no no no no no, no no there's no song reference here.

Fago!

Did someone say something about cake?!?!?!?!

Ghost Train

Tina might know

SparkyTech

You've reached your Nutbush city limits...25 was the speed limit..motorcycles not allowed in it...

sNarah

No no good for Sarky. He don't need nobody. Doesn't need no one, it's no good for him.

Star Lord

They're the people who practice Voodoo, and the things that they do are things that you or I would not dare to do. Voodoo people, Voodoo!!!!

pickarooney

They're getting on in years but quite entitled to do as they do. And if that involves setting off for Mu-Mu land well then, good luck to them and fie upon you if you try prevent their passage.

Shiminay

Well now, let me tell you all about this fellow with a face that would put you in mind of Solanum dulcamara. His friends have a pet name for him and he's definitely the most important man in these parts as no one else could generate such a vibe.

He's refined, very subtle, always endeavours to make people feel good about themselves, but those that don't know him so well often run him down because they don't know him. But if you know him, he's a pleasure to be in company with. He's such a kind soul, he's Ebeneezer Goode.

Now if Ebeneezer doesn't know anything about Love (or rather, love buzzes ) and what it has to do with anything, then no one does..

Squarewave

Star Lord

Oh my love, you are the single instance of may be deemed to be untainted, just of heart and just of intention.
And no matter what your location and nor where you may go henceforth
There shall always remain a glimmer of light
Alas, I must depart
I really must exit post haste
'fore the first hint of the sun makes itself known above the horizon
So I suggest that we capitalize on the fact that we are in each others company for now
For once that is done, you go forth knowing
Neither of us shall have any other companions
Somewhat similar to a chiroptera from the depths of Dante's Inferno
I shall no longer be around once the dawn breaks

SparkyTech

I've got the key
I've got the secret
I've got the key
To another way
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
A ha a ha
Ah ah ah ah ah
I've got the key
Yeah
yeah
a ha
Yeah
yeah
a ha
Yeah yeah
Yeah
yeah
I've got the key
I've got the key
I've got the secret
I've got the key
To another way
I've got the key
I've got the key
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ha
Ah ah ah ah
I've got the key
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah
I've got the key
Oooooooh
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah a ha
Yeah
yeah
I've got the key
Oooooooh
I've got the key
I've got the secret
I've got the key
To another way

Sarky

No, thank you, I do not want any of those fellows commonly termed "scrubs".

I tell you solemnly, a "scrub" is an individual that shall not get any affectionate attention from my self!

Leaning out of the window from the passenger seat of the car actually owned by his more successful colleague, trying to get my attentions in a crude manner? Balderdash, I say!

SparkyTech

Oh Sarky...
You treated me bad, now what can I say?
You told me you loved me but it never felt that way
I tried so hard to carry on, but you left me, left me there alone
Now you're trying to say, don't treat you this way
But don't you know, I don't need, I don't need your life

Lust4Life

Deutschmarks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you want to see me do the shimmy again...
Like Sarky's mother?

Star Lord

Oh I am not aware
of the reason that you are not just
I pour my affection on you
yet you are dismissive of this
Please inform me what is correct
and also what is incorrect
furnish upon me some kind of indicator
Define this deep affection
my love please refrain from injuring me
I don't want you to injure me
not again

SparkyTech

Damo...
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand..:eek::eek::eek:

sNarah

Oompa Loompa Loompda dee day

Storminateacup

Heard a whisper...from my pillow,
Air is making...funny sounds
I wake up hungry,
The air is violet
Melting bedroom
All around
Scarin' me now,
I close my eyes and drift away.

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It must have been drugs, made me lose it somehow.
It must have been drugs, but I'm sober now
From the moment I toked, 'til the acid ran out.

Make-believing...I swear my leather...couch is talking...remain calm
I put it outside...it turns to water...like a teardrop...on my lawn
Then my car, it says "Good day," I run away.

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It's a bong that I hit, now it's freaking me out.
It must have been drugs but I'm sober now,
It makes my brain close, It's why my door glows...

(piano solo, with man shouting "the squirrels are coming to get me!" at the top of his lungs in the bakground)

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It must have been drugs, made me lose it somehow.
It must have been drugs, but I'm sober now
From the moment I toked, 'til the acid ran out.

Hey, it must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It's a bong that I hit, now it's freaking me out.
It must have been drugs but I'm sober now,
It makes my brain close, It's why my door glows...

Lust4Life

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Sarky!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Sarky!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Sarky!)
Right on
You see this cat Sarky is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Sarky
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman

SparkyTech

Lust4Life wrote: »

He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman

And his cat. Don't forget dear old pebbles.