Acronyms you use every day?

Sofiztikated

As I sit here, procrastinating, supposedly updating our new SOP's after a new system was installed during the week, I got to thinking, what different acronyms do Boardsies use on a daily basis?

I'll list mine below, along with the meaning.

SOP = Standard Operating Procedures
VIP = Very Important Person (You would be suprised what makes you a VIP in this hotel. But as with most hotels, the more V's, the more important the person. So if you are just a VIP, you're probably not that important afterall)
SKN = Standard King Room
STN = Standard Twin Roon
STR = Standard Triple Room
JST = Junior Suite
1ST = Executive Suite
COD = Cash on Delivery (Usually for flowers or what have you delivered for guests)
DM = Duty manager (General dogsbody of a manager. No matter what department you work in, if you are DM, you could be anywhere you are needed!)
GM = General manager. (The Boss)
DOS = Director of Sales
DSR = Daily Sales Report
etc etc etc

I should really get back to work...

Dean820

Instead of laughing, I just say 'LOL'.

Absurdum

STFU

Professional Griefer

Instead of laughing my ass off and kicking my dog, I just say LMAOKICKMYDOG.

partyatmygaff

Sofiztikated wrote: »

As I sit here, procrastinating, supposedly updating our new SOP after a new system was installed during the week, I got to thinking, what different acronyms do Boardsies use on a daily basis?

Who here read that as Sons of the Patriots?

Mr. Manager

I have tonnes from my job too...

SEC = Security

SSR = Shift report

DM = Daily montior

CC = Credit card

BS = Bank statement

POA = Proof of address

PoC = Point of contact

W/D = Withdrawal

PMA = Possible multiple account


Could list a heap more but wont bore people anymore

KeithM89_old

POTUS - pile of trash under stairs...

foxinsox

my favourite when dealing with "faulty" merchandise..

rtfm = read the feckin manual

my favourite when preparing my stew recipe..

bfp = big feckin pot

my favourite when on a night out one of my friends scores and goes off with a guy..

mia = missing in action



my favourite for when a so-called faulty thing is returned to store by an irate narky customer..

"the RFcam seems to be faulty, we'll have to send it away for repair" = weeks of meaningless messing customer around ;-)

RFcam = word/part made up by work colleague years ago..

Solution = drop said faulty merchandise on floor from a height of at least two feet from floor, usually fixes the RFcam..

strokemyclover

You are leaving yourself open for attack OP!

Someone could easily say they performed some SOP on YM in a SKN and she demanded COD because the DOS wanted to take pictures

Latchy

IRL (in real life ) is my flavour of the month at the moement

AWOL for when I dissapear

Eph1958

PITA!!!!!!

Johro

SEP
Someone else's problem.

GLaDOS

Loads of biology/chemistry related ones in college

Johro

Eph1958 wrote: »

PITA!!!!!!

Pain in the ass?

Princess Peach

OMG. GTFO!

I'm serious.

shrewd

FYI - for your information

BRB- Be right back

orourkeda

Ian Brown wrote a savage acronym

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8j3z53tGM

kowloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMZynsHG8QM

strokemyclover

orourkeda wrote: »

Ian Brown wrote a savage acronym

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8j3z53tGM

Which one? Theres a tonne in that tune!

aDeener

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Who here read that as Sons of the Patriots?

partyatmygaff

aDeener wrote: »

Metal Gear Solid reference.

cruiser178

Absurdum wrote: »

STFU

GTFO















Yes i know its a siht post but i needed one more for the big 600 woohoo

El Weirdo

See you next Tuesday.

Princess Peach

cruiser178 wrote: »

GTFO















Yes i know its a siht post but i needed one more for the big 600 woohoo

Plus I already said it.

600 post fail

cruiser178

Princess Peach wrote: »

Plus I already said it.

600 post fail

*hangs head in utter shame*

double GG

El Weirdo wrote: »

See you next Tuesday.

One of the best.

BarryDoodles

Some people need to look up the definition of acronyms.

Son Of A Vidic

BarryDoodles wrote: »

Some people need to look up the definition of acronyms.

SPNTLUTDOF!

seanbmc

MILF

Killer Pigeon

This thread is BS.

Star Bingo

orourkeda wrote: »

Ian Brown wrote a savage acronym

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8j3z53tGM

ian brown wore a savage pink sweater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASK5XrrnImY

ronaneire

IMF *


































* International Monetary Fund

DOC09UNAM

BarryDoodles wrote: »

Some people need to look up the definition of acronyms.

Like who?

A joke must have flown straight over your head buddy.

cruiser178

El Weirdo wrote: »

See you next Tuesday.

why would say that?are you a thanks whore fail?i think your a thanks whore fail:P

Mozoltov!

FAP = Fist Around Penis.

OPENROAD

imo = in my opinion, imo

orourkeda

a classic 70's acronym

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxcbFFRYKS8

Princess Peach

Mozoltov! wrote: »

FAP = Fist Around Penis.

Is that true? I def thought it was called fap cause of the sound.

Mozoltov!

Princess Peach wrote: »

Is that true? I def thought it was called fap cause of the sound.

A little from column A and a little from column B. You could also call it FAP = Furious Arm Pumping.

Zebra3

GFY. :cool:

Princess Peach

PM, BJ, S&M. All fairly linked. There are some weirdos on boards I tell ya.

The Saint

I have to live with acronyms everyday in my job. Everything is an acronym including the name of the organisation, the projects and programmes within the organisation, nearly all job titles, important documents and everything else. When I first started I hadn't a clue what anyone was talking about. There would be full conversations consisting primarily of acronyms. I've gotten the hang of it now so now I feel like a cool insider.

budgemook

ASAT

Devil08

I like saying DVD. I use it a lot. Like do you want to come over for a DVD?















(deep vaginal drilling)

estadio

BMW-Bavarian Motor Works*
AK47-Avtomat Kalashnikova*
ECB-European Central Bank
UCD-Universal Centre of Downsyn....

*not used in reality

ZzubZzub

My jobs full of them too!!

TWOC - Try without catheter
IVAB - Intravenous anti-biotics
NBM - Nil By Mouth
PCA - Patient controlled Analgesia
TTA - "To Take Away" (Drugs for patients being discharged)
c/o - complaining of
BO - Bowels Open BNO- Bowels not open
PU'd - Passed Urine


and many many more....