Are You Good and Gay or Full of Woe?

starbelgrade

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.

KeithM89_old

Born on a Sunday!! - Get in!

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

Born on a Sunday!! - Get in!

Gaybo.

AlmightyCushion

KeithM89 wrote: »

Born on a Sunday!! - Get in!

Fag!!11!!!!

KeithM89_old

I immediately regret posting i was born on a sunday...

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

I immediately regret posting i was born on a sunday...

Bummer.

RolandIRL

ah crap...born on a wednesday but i'm not full of woe

PanchoVilla

I was born on a Monday...that poem is a god damned lie. :mad:

OPENROAD

Saturday evening

johnn

I'm not a fan of posts with an anti-gay agenda tbh

KeithM89_old

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was born on a Monday...that poem is a god damned lie. :mad:

So your black??

elvis99

Sunday as well

starbelgrade

I was born on a Monday, but I'd happily die on a Saturday.

Cheap Thrills!

Monday :cool:

Sharpshooter

starbelgrade wrote: »

Thursday's child has far to go.

I'm Thursday's child.

Be nice when you tell me how far I can go.:pac:


/crap!..you're female..:P

Son Of A Vidic

Born on a Sunday I was, but I don't seem to have the ghey bit or even a moustache.

scientific1982

Sunday but I already knew I was a roide.

ascanbe

I can't remember what day i was born on. Maybe it was one of the less desirable ones in the rhyme and i've forgotten intentionally.
I'll have to ring me mammy tomorrow for a reminder.

Saila

no idea how do you know what day you were born on

Mr Benevolent

Sharpshooter wrote: »

/crap!..you're female..:P

Wait... starbelgrade is female?

Uhoh. I seriously didn't know that.

ascanbe

Saila wrote: »

no idea how do you know what day you were born on

That rhyme comes up, you ask your mammy what day you were born on and she pretends to remember.

KeithM89_old

Saila wrote: »

no idea how do you know what day you were born on

Well you just go to a calendar of the year you were born and check your bday!!:)

Nulty

Born on the Sabbath Day....three out of four ain't bad

Little Acorn

Saila wrote: »

no idea how do you know what day you were born on

On your mobile phone, select "go to date" and insert your date of birth,
or else just google "what day was :insert your dob here"



I am Tuesday--full of grace.:)

Nulty

Little Acorn wrote: »

On your mobile phone, select "go to date" and insert your date of birth,
or else just google "what day was :insert your dob here"



I am Tuesday--full of disgrace.:)

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Joke BTW, in case someone gets offended

Jesus Wept

pity it's not a public poll.

Little Acorn

There's one for months too:

By her who in January was born
No gem save garnets shall be worn
They will ensure her constancy
True friendship and fidelity.

The February born shall find
Sincerity and peace of mind,
Freedom from passion and from care,
If they, the amethyst will wear.

By her who in March was born
No gem save bloodstone shall be worn
They will ensure her constancy
True friendship and fidelity.

She who from April dates her years,
diamonds shall wear,
lest bitter tears
For vain repentance flow.

Who first beholds the light of day
In spring's sweet, flower month of May
And wears an emerald all her life
Shall be a loved and a loving wife.

By her who in June was born
No gem save pearls shall be worn
They will ensure her constancy
True friendship and fidelity.

The gleaming ruby should adorn,
All those who in July are born,
For thus they'll be exempt and free,
From lover's doubts and anxiety.

Wear a peridot or for thee,
No conjugal fidelity,
The August born without this stone,
`Tis said, must live unloved; alone.

A maiden born when autumn leaves
Are rustling in September's breeze,
A sapphire on her brow should bind;
To bring her joy and peace of mind.

October's child is born for woe,
And life's vicissitudes must know,
But lay an opal on her breast,
And hope will lull those woes to rest.

Who first comes to this world below
In dreary November's fog and snow,
Should prize the topaz amber hue,
Emblem of friends and lovers true.

If cold December gave you birth
The month of snow and ice and mirth
Place on your hand a turquoise blue;
Success will bless whate'er you do.
—Gregorian Birthstone Poems

Glad I wasn't born in August or October!

alwaysadub

I was born on a Monday.
That poem is a big fat lie i tell ya!

Saila

Monday 'fair of face'..whatever that is

El Horseboxo

Born on a Thursday and i agree. I've far to go to reach the end of my dick.

OutlawPete

OutlawPete:

• You were born on a Thursday.
• Your star sign is Taurus.
• Your birthstone is Emerald.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
• The US President was Richard Nixon (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Edward Heath (Conservative).
• Thursday's child has far to go.
• You are 37 years 6 months 2 days old.
• It is 179 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 259 years old.
• You are 13,700 days old.
• You are approximately 328,804 hours old.
• You are approximately 1,183,692,773 seconds old.

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